A very short funny scene for men. Cool scenario for a woman’s birthday “Holiday, holiday, holiday

See also funny poems about school for children. The advantages of our funny skits are that they do not require costumes, there is no need to memorize large texts (and the one who plays the role of a teacher can use a printout that can be inserted into a magazine), and they only take a short time to rehearse. At the same time, these scenes are close to the students. They will be able to laugh at their mistakes, looking at themselves from the outside. Humor, jokes, funny scenes for children about school are well suited for KVN. Also check out School Humor.

1. Sketch "At Russian language lessons"

Teacher: Let's see how you learned your homework. Whoever answers first will receive a higher point.
Student Ivanov (raises his hand and shouts): Mary Ivanna, I will be the first, give me three at once!

Teacher: Your essay about a dog, Petrov, is word for word similar to Ivanov’s essay!
Student Petrov: Mary Ivanna, Ivanov and I live in the same yard, and there we have one dog for all of us!

Teacher: You, Sidorov, have a wonderful essay, but why isn’t it finished?
Student Sidorov: Because dad was urgently called to work!
Teacher: Koshkin, admit it, who wrote your essay?
Student Koshkin: I don’t know. I went to bed early.
Teacher: As for you, Klevtsov, let your grandfather come to see me tomorrow!
Student Klevtsov: Grandfather? Maybe dad?
Teacher: No, grandfather. I want to show him what gross mistakes his son makes when he writes an essay for you.

Teacher: What kind of word is “egg”, Sinichkin?
Student Sinichkin: None.
Teacher: Why?
Disciple Sinichkin: Because it is unknown who will hatch from it: a rooster or a chicken.

Teacher: Petushkov, determine the gender of the words: “chair”, “table”, “sock”, “stocking”.
Student Petushkov: “Table”, “chair” and “sock” are masculine, and “stocking” is feminine.
Teacher: Why?
Student Petushkov: Because only women wear stockings!

Teacher: Smirnov, go to the board, write down and analyze the sentence.
Student Smirnov comes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates, and the student writes down: “Dad went to the garage.”
Teacher: Ready? We are listening to you.
Student Smirnov: Dad is the subject, gone is the predicate, to the garage is ... a preposition.

Teacher: Guys, who can come up with a sentence with homogeneous members?
Student Tyulkina raises her hand.
Teacher: Please, Tyulkina.
Student Tyulkina: There were no trees, no bushes, no grass in the forest.

Teacher: Sobakin, come up with a sentence with the numeral “three”.
Student Sobakin: My mother works at a KNITTING factory.

Teacher: Rubashkin, go to the board and write down the sentence.
Student Rubashkin goes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates: The guys caught butterflies with nets.
Student Rubashkin writes: The guys caught butterflies with glasses.
Teacher: Rubashkin, why are you so inattentive?
Student Rubashkin: What?
Teacher: Where have you seen bespectacled butterflies?

Teacher: Meshkov, what part of speech is the word “dry”?
Student Meshkov stood up and remained silent for a long time.
Teacher: Well, think about it, Meshkov, what question does this word answer?
Student Meshkov: What kind? Dryish!

Teacher: Antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning. For example, fat - thin, cry - laugh, day - night. Petushkov, now give me your example.
Student Petushkov: Cat - dog.
Teacher: What does “cat - dog” have to do with it?
Student Petushkov: Well, how about that? They are opposites and often fight with each other.

Teacher: Sidorov, why do you eat apples in class?
Student Sidorov: It’s a pity to waste time during recess!
Teacher: Stop it now! By the way, why weren't you at school yesterday?
Disciple Sidorov: My older brother fell ill.
Teacher: What do you have to do with it?
Student Sidorov: And I rode his bike!
Teacher: Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
Student Sidorov: And the day after tomorrow?

Teacher: Sushkina, come up with a sentence with an appeal.
Student Sushkina: Mary Ivanna, call!

2. Sketch "Correct answer"

Teacher: Petrov, how much will it be: four divided by two?
Student: What should we divide, Mikhail Ivanovich?
Teacher: Well, let's say four apples.
Student: And between whom?
Teacher: Well, let it be between you and Sidorov.
Student: Then three for me and one for Sidorov.
Teacher: Why is this?
Student: Because Sidorov owes me one apple.
Teacher: Doesn’t he owe you a plum?
Student: No, I shouldn’t have plums.
Teacher: Well, how much will it be if four plums are divided by two?
Student: Four. And all to Sidorov.
Teacher: Why four?
Student: Because I don’t like plums.
Teacher: Wrong again.
Student: How many is correct?
Teacher: Now I’ll put the correct answer in your diary!
(I. Butman)

3. Sketch "Our cases"

Characters: teacher and student Petrov

Teacher: Petrov, go to the blackboard and write down a short story that I will dictate to you.
The student goes to the board and prepares to write.
Teacher (dictates): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was silent guiltily, and then promised to improve.”
A student writes from dictation on the board.
Teacher: Great! Underline all the nouns in your story.
The student emphasizes the words: “dad”, “mom”, “Vova”, “behaviour”, “Vova”, “promise”.
Teacher: Ready? Determine which cases these nouns are in. Understood?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: Start!
Student: “Dad and Mom.” Who? What? Parents. This means the case is genitive.
Scolded someone, what? Vova. “Vova” is a name. This means the case is nominative.
Scolded for what? For bad behavior. Apparently he did something. This means that “behavior” has the instrumental case.
Vova was silent guiltily. This means that here “Vova” has the accusative case.
Well, the “promise,” of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it!
That's all!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Bring me the diary, Petrov. I wonder what mark you would suggest you set for yourself?
Student: Which one? Of course, an A!
Teacher: So, an A? By the way, in what case did you name this word - “five”?
Student: In the prepositional form!
Teacher: In the prepositional form? Why?
Student: Well, I suggested it myself!
(according to L. Kaminsky)

4. Sketch "At mathematics lessons"

Characters: teacher and class students

Teacher: Petrov, you have difficulty counting to ten. I can’t imagine what you can become?
Student Petrov: Boxing judge, Mary Ivanna!

Teacher: Trushkin goes to the board to solve the problem.
Student Trushkin goes to the blackboard.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the statement of the problem. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many...
Student Trushkin heads to the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you going?!
Student Trushkin: I ran home, I have candy!

Teacher: Petrov, bring the diary here. I'll put your deuce in it yesterday.
Disciple Petrov: I don’t have it.
Teacher: Where is he?
Student Petrov: And I gave it to Vitka - to scare his parents!

Teacher: Vasechkin, if you have ten rubles, and you ask your brother for another ten rubles, how much money will you have?
Student Vasechkin: Ten rubles.
Teacher: You just don’t know math!
Student Vasechkin: No, you don’t know my brother!

Teacher: Sidorov, please answer, what is three times seven?
Student Sidorov: Marya Ivanovna, I will answer your question only in the presence of my lawyer!

Teacher: Why, Ivanov, does your father always do your homework for you?
Student Ivanov: Mom doesn’t have free time!

Teacher: Now solve problem number 125 yourself.
The students get to work.
Teacher: Smirnov! Why are you copying from Terentyev?
Student Smirnov: No, Mary Ivanna, he’s copying from me, and I’m just checking to see if he did it correctly!

Teacher: Guys, who is Archimedes? Answer, Shcherbinina.
Student Shcherbinina: This is a mathematical Greek.

5. Sketch "At the lessons of natural history"

Characters: teacher and class students

Teacher: Who can name five wild animals?
Student Petrov holds out his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Petrov.
Student Petrov: Tiger, tigress and... three tiger cubs.

Teacher: What are dense forests? Answer, Kosichkina!
Student Kosichkina: These are the kind of forests in which... it’s good to doze off.

Teacher: Simakova, please name the parts of the flower.
Student Simakova: Petals, stem, pot.
Teacher: Ivanov, please answer us, what benefits do birds and animals bring to humans?
Disciple Ivanov: Birds peck mosquitoes, and cats catch mice for him.

Teacher: Petrov, what book about famous travelers have you read?
Student Petukhov: “Frog Traveler”

Teacher: Who can answer how the sea differs from the river? Please, Mishkin.
Disciple Mishkin: The river has two banks, and the sea has one.

Student Zaitsev reaches out his hand.
Teacher: What do you want, Zaitsev? Is there something you want to ask?
Disciple Zaitsev: Mary Ivanna, is it true that people descended from monkeys?
Teacher: True.
Disciple Zaitsev: That’s what I see: there are so few monkeys!

Teacher: Kozyavin, please answer, what is the life expectancy of a mouse?
Disciple Kozyavin: Well, Mary Ivanna, it depends entirely on the cat.

Teacher: Meshkov will go to the board and tell us about the crocodile.
Student Meshkov (coming to the board): The length of the crocodile from head to tail is five meters, and from tail to head is seven meters.
Teacher: Think about what you are saying! Is it possible?
Student Meshkov: It happens! For example, from Monday to Wednesday - two days, and from Wednesday to Monday - five!

Teacher: Khomyakov, answer, why do people need a nervous system?
Disciple Khomyakov: To be nervous.

Teacher: Why do you, Sinichkin, look at your watch every minute?
Student Sinichkin: Because I’m terribly worried that the bell might interrupt an amazingly interesting lesson.

Teacher: Guys, who can answer where the bird is flying with a straw in its beak?
Student Belkov raises his hand higher than everyone else.
Teacher: Try, Belkov.
Disciple Belkov: To the cocktail bar, Mary Ivanna.

Teacher: Teplyakova, what are the last teeth a person develops?
Student Teplyakova: Inserts, Mary Ivanna.

Teacher: Now I will ask you a very difficult question, for the correct answer I will immediately give you an A plus. And the question is: “Why is European time ahead of American time?”
Student Klyushkin reaches out his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Klyushkin.
Student Klyushkin: Because America was discovered later!

6. Scene “Folder under the mouse”

Vovka: Listen, I’ll tell you a funny story. Yesterday I took the folder by the mouse and went to Uncle Yura, my mother ordered.
Andrey: Ha ha ha! It's really funny.
Vovka (surprised): What’s so funny? I haven't even started to tell you yet.
Andrey (laughing): A folder... under your arm! Well thought out. Yes, your folder won’t fit under your arm, he’s not a cat!
Vovka: Why “my folder”? The folder is dad's. You've forgotten how to speak correctly because of laughter, or what?
Andrey: (winking and tapping his forehead): Ah, I guessed it! Grandfather - under the arm! He himself speaks incorrectly, but he also teaches. Now it’s clear: dad’s folder is your grandfather Kolya! In general, it’s great that you came up with this - funny and with a riddle!
Vova (offended): What does my grandfather Kolya have to do with it? I wanted to tell you something completely different. I didn’t listen to the end, but you laugh and get in the way of talking. And he dragged my grandfather under his arm, what a storyteller he was! I'd rather go home than talk to you.
Andrey (to himself, left alone): And why was he offended? Why tell funny stories if you can't laugh?
(I. Semerenko)

7. Sketch "3=7 and 2=5"

Teacher: Well, Petrov? What should I do with you?
Petrov: What?
Teacher: You haven’t done anything all year, you haven’t taught anything. I don’t really know what to put on your report.
Petrov (looking sullenly at the floor): I, Ivan Ivanovich, was engaged in scientific work.
Teacher: What are you talking about? What kind?
Petrov: I decided that all our mathematics was wrong and... proved it!
Teacher: Well, how, Comrade Great Petrov, did you achieve this?
Petrov: Ah, what can I say, Ivan Ivanovich! It’s not my fault that Pythagoras was wrong and this... Archimedes!
Teacher: Archimedes?
Petrov: And he too, After all, they said that three is only equal to three.
Teacher: What else?
Petrov (solemnly): This is not true! I proved that three equals seven!
Teacher: How is this?
Petrov: But look: 15 -15 = 0. Right?
Teacher: That's right.
Petrov: 35 - 35 =0 - also true. So 15-15 = 35-35. Right?
Teacher: That's right.
Petrov: Let’s take the common factors: 3(5-5) = 7(5-5). Right?
Teacher: Exactly.
Petrov: Hehe! (5-5) = (5-5). This is also true!
Teacher: Yes.
Petrov: Then everything is upside down: 3 = 7!
Teacher: Yeah! So, Petrov, we survived.
Petrov: I didn’t want to, Ivan Ivanovich. But you can’t sin against science...
Teacher: I see. Look: 20-20 = 0. Right?
Petrov: Exactly!
Teacher: 8-8 = 0 - also true. Then 20-20 = 8-8. It is truth too?
Petrov: Exactly, Ivan Ivanovich, exactly.
Teacher: Let’s take out the common factors: 5(4-4) = 2(4-4). Right?
Petrov: Right!
Teacher: Then that’s it, Petrov, I’ll give you a “2”!
Petrov: For what, Ivan Ivanovich?
Teacher: Don’t be upset, Petrov, because if we divide both sides of the equality by (4-4), then 2=5. Is that what you did?
Petrov: Well, let's say.
Teacher: So I put “2”, who cares. A?
Petrov: No, it doesn’t matter, Ivan Ivanovich, “5” is better.
Teacher: Perhaps it’s better, Petrov, but until you prove this, you will have a D for the year, which, in your opinion, is equal to an A!
Guys, help Petrov.
(Newspaper "Primary School", "Mathematics", No. 24, 2002)

8. Sketch "Schoolboy and salesman"

Characters: a schoolboy and a store sales assistant

Sales consultant: What can I tell you?
Schoolboy: The years of the reign of Nicholas II?
Sales consultant: I don’t know.
Schoolboy: Okay... Pythagorean theorem?
Sales consultant: ... (shrugs)
Schoolboy: Photosynthesis?
Sales consultant: (sighing) I don’t know...
Schoolboy: Well, why are you bothering then with your “What can I tell you?”!!!
(KVN team from Ryazan)

9. Sketch "Schoolchildren at the Stadium"

Characters: schoolchildren and stadium informant

A group of young fans led by a leader loudly chants:
"SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!" "SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!"
Suddenly the voice of the stadium informant comes on:
Informant's voice: Attention young fans! (young fans stop chanting)
Your history teacher is at the match!
Young fans start chanting:
“SPA-RTAC IS A ROMAN SLAVE!” “SPA-RTAC IS A ROMAN SLAVE!”
(KVN team from Ryazan)

10. Sketch “Unnecessary words, or Cool Dnieper in cool weather”

Characters: a cultured adult and a modern schoolboy Vanya Sidorov

Hello, Vanya.
- Hello.
- Well, tell me, Vanya, how are you?
- Wow, things are going strong.
- I'm sorry, what?
- Cool, I say, just one wick froze this. Rolls towards the cage. Let me drive the bike, he says. He sat down and scratched. And here is the teacher. And let him show off. He opened his mitten. Yes, how it gets messy. Himself with a black eye. The teacher almost went crazy, and the bike booed. Laugh. Cool, right?
- Was there a horse there?
- Which horse?
- Well, the one who was laughing. Or I didn't understand anything.
- Well, didn’t you understand anything?
- Come on, let's do it all over again.
- Well, let's. So, one wick...
- Without a candle?
- Without.
- What kind of wick is this?
- Well, one guy, a long one, rolled up to the sket...
-What did he ride up on, a bicycle?
- No, the skete had a bicycle.
- Which sket?
- Well, there's only one idiot. Yes, you know him, he walks around here with such a snob.
- With whom, with whom?
- Yes, not with whom, but with what, his nose is in the shape of a snob. Well, let me drive the bike, he says. He sat down and scratched.
- Did he have an itch?
- No, he sawed.
- Well, how did you saw it?
- What did you saw?
- Well, is it big?
- How?
- Well, this same schnobel?
- No, the cat had a snob. And the fuse got a black eye, a blast hit him in the head, and he began to wander around. He opened his mitten, and so he jerked.
- Why the mitten, did he get fussy in the winter?
- Yes, there was no winter there, there was a teacher there.
- Teacher, you mean.
- Well, yes, with a black eye, that is, with a great one, no, with coils. But it was the rolling of the bike that made the bike whoop.
- How did you whoop?
- And so, I’m covered. Into small pieces. Do you understand now?
- Understood. I realized that you don’t know the Russian language at all.
- I don’t know how!
- Can you imagine if everyone spoke like you, what would happen?
- What?
- Remember, at Gogol's. “Wonderful is the Dnieper in calm weather, when its full waters freely and smoothly rush through forests and mountains, neither rustling nor thundering. You look and don’t know whether its majestic width is moving or not” and further, “A rare bird will fly to the middle of the Dnieper.”
- I remember.
- Now listen to how it sounds in your quirky language: “Cool Dnieper in cool weather, when, wandering and showing off, saws its cool waves through the forests and mountains. you don’t know whether he’s sawing or not. A rare bird with a shnobel will reach the middle of the Dnieper, and if it finishes scratching, it will whoop and throw off its hooves.” Do you like?
“I like it,” he said and ran, shouting: “Cool Dnieper in cool weather.”
(Lion Izmailov)

11. Young man in a nightclub

Characters: girl, young man, mother

A girl is sitting at the bar. A young man approaches her.

Young man: Hello, baby! Are you bored?
GIRL: Yes, there is a little.
YOUNG MAN: Shall we come with me? I will give you an unforgettable evening!
GIRL: Sounds like it. But my mother is waiting for me at home at 23-00.
YOUNG MAN: Is mom waiting? Give it up! What, are you 10 years old? Do you go on dates with your mom too? Ha!

Suddenly, someone’s hand confidently takes the young man by the ear. Everyone can see that this is the hand of an older woman.

YOUNG MAN: Mom? What are you doing here?
MOM: What are you doing here?
YOUNG MAN: Well, mom! I…
MOM: I don’t want to hear it! March home!
YOUNG MAN: (to the girl) Baby, I'll call you back!
MOM: Home!
(KVN team from Ryazan)

12. Radiologist's office

Characters: grandmother, boy, radiologist

Radiologist's office: X-ray machine, table, chair. A doctor is sitting at the table.
A little boy and grandmother enter the office.

GRANDMOTHER (pointing to the boy). I've looked through everything and the glasses are nowhere to be found. I think he swallowed them. Just like your grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST (addresses the boy). Have you swallowed granny glasses?
The boy doesn't answer.
GRANDMOTHER. Partisan! Just like your grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST. Are you silent? But now we will enlighten you through and find out everything.
GRANDMOTHER (joyfully). Yep, gotcha! I wish I had something like this at home.
RADIOLOGIST (looks at the picture). Well, well, well... You know... not only does he have glasses here, he also has a wallet with money. I can’t say exactly, but somewhere around three hundred rubles.
GRANDMOTHER. This is not ours, we don’t need someone else’s. The main thing for me is to get glasses, I can’t watch TV without them.
RADIOLOGIST. We'll get it now.
The radiologist approaches the boy, lifts him by the legs and shakes him. Glasses and wallet fall out on the floor.
GRANDMOTHER (grabs her glasses). Thank you very much, doctor. I don’t even know how to thank you. Let me kiss you!
RADIOLOGIST (twists his wallet in his hands). No need. But if possible, I’ll keep the wallet as a souvenir.
GRANDMOTHER. This is not ours, not ours, we don’t need someone else’s.
Grandmother and grandson leave the office.
RADIOLOGIST (loudly). Next!
(A. Givargizov)

Characters:
Dad: Zmey Gorynych
Head teacher: Baba Yaga
Math teacher: Leshy
Geography teacher: Kikimora
Botany Teacher: Witch
Class teacher: Vodyanoy

SERPENT GORYNYCH (flies into the teacher’s room):
...Yes, I told him a hundred times!..
Well, what did he do again?

GOBBLE:
Multiplied the minus with the sine -
Got a minus one!

KIKIMORA:
Confused albinos
With albatross...

WITCH:
Throwing apricots...

KIKIMORA:
Blowing soap bubbles!..

GOBBLE:
On a bet
Swallowed the call!

KIKIMORA:
Yawned the whole lesson
And he infected everyone with yawning!

WATER:
But yesterday
Brought to class
Hippopotamus!!!

GOBBLE:
With this nasty boy
There is no sweetness!

BABA YAGA (unctuously):
Maybe give him poison?..
Or throw it to the wolves?
AM –
And there is no bad student!

KIKIMORA:
Don't get excited, dear Yaga.
In our age
Such measures are outdated.

GOBBLE:
A hundred years ago
We would have it
Certainly,
Ate...
But now
We have
Not many students
In reserve...

WATER:
Agree!
Let's not resort
To extreme measures.

WITCH:
Let's try to entice him
A good example.

SERPENT GORYNYCH (confused):
Mmmm... Less or more...
That is - more or less!..
And yet...

WITCH (interrupts):
A...
Understand!
Your example is not good...
But boy
Doesn't want to study at all!

BABA YAGA:
Oh, what a hassle there is with children!..

DRAGON:
Lock him in the closet - let him learn his lessons!
And if he doesn't stop yawning...

ALL IN CHORUS:
We'll turn it around
In chewing gum
And we will
SLOWLY
Chew!
(E. Lipatova)

14. Daily routine

Characters:

Schoolboy Vova
Schoolboy Petya

PETER:
- Do you, Vova, know what a regime is?

VOVA:
- Certainly! Regime... Regime is where I want, I jump there.

PETER:
- Wrong! A regime is a daily routine. Are you doing it?

VOVA:
- I even exceed it.

PETER:
- Like this?

VOVA:
- According to the schedule, I need to walk twice a day, but I walk four!

PETER:
- No, you are not exceeding it, but breaking it! Do you know what the daily routine should be?

VOVA:
- I know! Climb. Charger. Washing. Making the bed. Breakfast. School. Dinner. Walk. Prep. Walk.

PETER:
- Fine.

VOVA:
- And it can be even better.

PETER:
- How is this?

VOVA:
- Like this! Climb. Breakfast. Walk. Lunch. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Tea. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Dream.

PETER:
- Oh no. Under this regime, you will turn out to be lazy and ignorant.

VOVA:
- Will not work.

PETER:
- Why?

VOVA:
- Because with my grandmother we follow the entire regime.

PETER:
- How is it with your grandmother?

VOVA:
- Yes. I do half of it, and grandma does half of it. And together we get the whole regime.

PETER:
- I don't understand!

VOVA:
- Very simple. I do the lifting. The grandmother does the exercises. Washing - grandma. Making the bed - grandma. Breakfast is me. Walk - me. Preparing lessons - my grandmother and I. Walk - me. Lunch is me.

PETER:
- Aren’t you ashamed?! Now I understand why you are so undisciplined.

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15. About Pushkin

Two duelists stand opposite each other. One of them is Pushkin.

Second: Come together!

Pushkin and his opponent raise their pistols. They approach the barriers. Pushkin's opponent fires a shot. Pushkin lies wounded. The enemy approaches the wounded Pushkin.

Pushkin: For what?

Pushkin's opponent: Bastard! Because of you, I was left for the second year in literature!!!

16. School riddles

Characters: Schoolboy, his friend - Vovka Sidorov

SCHOOLBOY (addressing confidentially to the audience, pointing with his hand at a friend standing nearby):
And Vovka Sidorov from our class is such a slowpoke! I came across interesting riddles here about school affairs, and the answers should be in rhyme. Of course, I guessed everything right away, and then I decided to test Vovka’s intelligence.

SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
Here, guess the riddle in rhyme: “The time between two bells is called...”

VOVKA SIDOROV (instantly):
Turn!

SCHOOLBOY:
Well, that’s right, “change” is appropriate, but the answer must be in rhyme!

VOVKA SIDOROV (offended):
Yeah, I said it myself, that’s right, and then you start...

SCHOOLBOY:
Okay, let me tell you another riddle, just think about it before you tell me the answer. “The athlete told us: Everyone go to the sports hall...”

VOVKA SIDOROV (shouts out):
Shop!

SCHOOLBOY:
Which store? For what? Where did you see him?

VOVKA SIDOROV:
What do you mean why? I need to buy new sneakers, otherwise the sole of mine is already falling behind on my left foot. And the sporting goods store is right opposite the school. You've seen him a hundred times too.

SCHOOLBOY (towards the hall):
Well, what can you prove to him here!

SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
But can you guess this riddle in rhyme? “Schools are not simple buildings; in schools they receive...”

VOVKA SIDOROV:
On the head! Yesterday I almost didn’t touch Lenka Petrova’s bow, but she hit me on the head with a book, bam-bang.

SCHOOLBOY:
Listen to another riddle: “And today I got a grade again...”

VOVKA SIDOROV (shouting):
I got a C, C again in math.

SCHOOLBOY (addressing the audience in the hall):
Well, Vovka is slow-witted! What a slowpoke! Although... I look, his face is cunning and cunning. Maybe he was playing a trick on me? Today is April 1st!!!
(Leonid Medvedev)

17. About parents

A man in a clothing store dials a number on his cell phone.

Man: Hello, dear! ... Has our Bear done his homework? … Yes? What about his diary? Good, yes?! So, did he clean the room?! Crap! Have you eaten soup?! Nothing... I just went into the store, and there was a sale on belts!

Girls and women of all ages are very sensitive to the birthday holiday, with excitement and slight sadness they invite their best friends to visit and set the festive table.

It is very important for women to know that they are remembered and that they are loved very much! And festive scenes and small comic performances will help you show your reverent attitude towards the birthday girls.

Scene - a fabulous celebration

Younger women still remember how they imagined themselves as princesses or heroines of famous fairy tales, so the “Cinderella” scene will serve as a good compliment for them.

• The following characters participate in the scene:
• Cinderella is the birthday girl. For this role you need a crown and shoes (can serve as a gift)
• Good Fairy - a shiny festive cap or hat and an improvised magic wand

Evil sisters and stepmother - long skirts or wide scarves and bright makeup. You can simply paint your lips with bright red lipstick

• A fairy appears before the guests.
• Fairy: Hello, dear guests! Today we have gathered here to congratulate our beloved and dear (name of the birthday girl). She manages everything for us: she does a great job at work, helps her friends and has fun with them, cooks great and keeps her house clean... like a real Cinderella! Today guests came to congratulate our Cinderella.
• Stepmother and sisters enter. They all speak in an insinuating, malicious voice and fake smiles.
• Stepmother: Cinderella! We have come to wish you a Happy Birthday!
• First sister: I want to wish you, Cinderella, that you will sew dresses all your life! Fairy (waves her wand): only from the best fashion designers in the world!
• Second sister: No, not like that! I wish you... there are always only frogs!
• Fairy (says a spell): Or better yet, frog legs on a romantic trip to Paris!
• The sisters are crying: Mom, what is it that the fairy is stopping us from congratulating Cinderella!
• Stepmother: That's because you want it wrong! Look! I wish, Cinderella, that you never marry a handsome prince!
• Fairy: Because you are already married to a real king! (for married people) or - because you will marry a real king! (for singles)

After this, shoes are brought out, which act as a gift or simply a prop for a scene, and are put on the birthday girl’s feet.

A scene for a woman’s birthday - the whole camp

Scenes and pranks with gypsies, of course, cannot be called classic, but they are certainly popular among the people! For this skit, you will need a female volunteer among the guests to play the gypsy. Guests should be warned and have change with them. Required details:

• Bright makeup
• Flowing black hair
• A large amount of jewelry, especially necklaces around the neck
• Long skirt and many colored scarves

In the middle of the festive evening, a gypsy runs into the room, dancing to the sounds of a tambourine, and begins the performance:

Gypsy: Ay, dear guests, good evening to you, good hosts! I trampled a hundred roads and walked through a hundred cities before I came to you. And I came to tell you your fate! I feel like something happy is going to happen today! Well, who wants to know first, don’t be shy?

He runs up to the first guest - a man. It’s better if it’s the birthday girl’s lover.

Gypsy: Gild your pen, dear! (The man gives a coin. The gypsy woman looks at the palm thoughtfully). I see that today you will meet your destiny, that today you will see your love and you will have a lot of happiness with this queen of hearts, you are our king of diamonds!

She runs up to the next person – the birthday girl’s best friend.

Gypsy: Hey, beauty, don’t be stingy, I’ll tell you the whole truth and show you! (Receives a coin). I see that you have a faithful friend in your life, blue eyes (or the color of the birthday girl’s eyes), hair the color of a golden ray (or the color of the birthday girl’s hair)! Take care of her, beauty, she will always be your faithful assistant!

Approaches the parents of the birthday girl.

Gypsy: May you be healthy, good people! Take pity on the poor orphan too! (The gypsy woman is poured a glass and given a snack. She drinks and eats it.) Aw thank you and your home! I foresee that today you will have a happy and joyful day, because you have found a great treasure in life...

Then the gypsy notices the birthday girl.

Gypsy: What a beauty stands before me! Oh oh oh! Now I see who illuminated this house with clear light today!

The gypsy woman gets up and says a toast of congratulations to the birthday girl and gives a gift.

Scenes - seeds

These easy little games will help charge the entire holiday table with positivity and give a good atmosphere to your celebration.

• Ladder

All women love compliments. Therefore, this game is based on them. Everyone sits at the table and pours alcohol into their glasses. The first guest says: “I wish you to be...” and one word of wishes, for example - beautiful. The next guest says the wishes of the previous guest and his own. The third guest says the wishes of the first two and his own. At the same time, wishes should not be repeated.

So the game moves in a circle, increasing in intensity. The guest who cannot repeat all the wishes drinks. And the game starts over.

• Mad rabbit

This activity requires 2 volunteers and a host. The host announces that now one volunteer must wish for another animal, and he must show it so that the other guests can guess who it is. The presenter must know which animal the volunteer will wish for. Let it be a rabbit.

While the volunteers go into another room to wish for an animal, the host quietly announces to the guests that the volunteer will show a rabbit.

When the volunteers return and one begins to show the animal, everyone tries hard to pretend that they do not understand who he is showing. As a result, after a couple of minutes the volunteer himself turns into a rabid rabbit.

In fact, the main thing in congratulating a woman on her birthday is a feeling of affection, care, love. Therefore, it doesn’t matter how you decide to congratulate the birthday girl: with a funny or touching scene, funny jokes or pleasant compliments. The main thing is for her to feel happy on her special day.

Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with bows and arrows come out to do their job. An unusual scene where the participant will need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is this: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to throw the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene to the fullest.

This skit can be staged on March 8th and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.

A skit for March 8, in which men will joke about typical feminine things. This sketch will be a good addition to the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It’s difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone is solving the most difficult problem - what to give?! This is exactly what we joke about in this scene.

This sketch can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate event at a beauty salon or store. Everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine that car designers finally decided to create an all-female car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.

A scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. For the joy of the birthday boy and for the amusement of the guests.

Another humorous skit on the topic of finding a gift for a birthday. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems completely unsolvable. Both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves in this story.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for an anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more, the more fun the scene will be.

Sketch about school, studying

From the title of the skit it is already clear that it is the most school-themed one. The plot is this: the school director calls a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict inspection.

It’s always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty or fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you will get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This sketch will look natural in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The skit is also good because it is popular, but everyone doesn’t need to learn the words.

New Year's scenes

Dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is like this: Santa Claus reads the letters of the children and is completely disappointed in them.

Scenario for a New Year's party for primary schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Father Frost and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Sketch-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's evening. They will help out your concert and connect even the most disparate numbers with each other. The jokes are light, funny, New Year's jokes.

Anything can happen during the New Year holidays. The skit is about exactly this: the artistic director gives a scolding to the artists who performed at children's New Year's matinees. A sketch in the spirit of a Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

A new, up-to-date scenario for a children's New Year's party. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier of Pyaterochka, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been transferred to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department is asked to stage a skit, take it and don’t suffer.

The plot of the sketch is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the New Year for office employees. As you understand, you can weave all your intra-office joys and current events into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!

Let's go back three hundred years and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do this in the form of a fun scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

A current New Year's scene on a school theme. About how difficult it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.

The plot of the scene is this: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for training Santa Clauses. How can they do without preparation?! You can show such a scene at KVN and at the New Year’s concert.

A birthday is one of the most important holidays for a person, because it is on this day that his birth is celebrated. An unusual, memorable birthday is the best holiday that can be celebrated, and this day is especially decorated with small scenes: they are most often prepared for the birthday person in advance (but there can also be improvisations during the event). A festive evening with scenes, as a rule, is remembered by all guests and the hero of the occasion for a long time, remaining a bright, vivid memory, so they are often used during any celebrations.

To give you an idea of ​​how you can decorate a celebration for the birthday boy, here are several scenes of varying degrees of complexity depending on the plot.

Cool scene “Birthday Doctor”

You will need:

• white robe,
• doctor's glasses,
• scrubs for nurses,
• stethoscope,
• suitcase.

The presenter says that health is one of the important nuances for a person, and there is a wonderful gift for the birthday boy - the Birthday Doctor is ready to help him by providing elite, high-quality medical services completely free of charge in honor of the holiday. Nurses and a doctor come through the door. Doctor (speaks broken Russian, so the text has a specific spelling): “How are you feeling, citizens? I have a profession: Birthday Doctor, I understand birthdays, as well as birthday people! At this moment, the nurses smile widely. Afterwards the doctor says: “ I need to examine my patient, come here, girls!” The nurses approach the birthday boy, listen to his pulse and notice that it is rapid. The doctor says that this is a very, very dangerous sign and you will need to listen to your breathing. Nurses place a stethoscope on the “patient’s” chest and listen. The doctor exclaims: “ Oh, you need to measure the patient’s temperature to make a final diagnosis, but in any case, I can heal you!” The nurses immediately kiss the “patient” on the forehead and say that he has a fever and, as one of the symptoms, there is redness of the skin on his face. Doctor: " Now I understand everything completely and irrevocably! The man is sick, but I can heal him, it’s within my power! His diagnosis is acute birthday of the Nth degree(according to the number of years of the birthday person) and there is only one remedy - I’ll get it now, and the patient will recover very quickly. Just trust me, dear, I have an effective medicine!”

The doctor takes out a bottle of alcohol from a suitcase (you can have a cake from a box for non-drinkers). The nurses help give the hero of the day “medicine”, and they can kiss him, and the people around him praise the doctor and rejoice at the healing of the “patient”.

Sketch “Magic and no fraud”

Characters: Magician, Assistant, White Rabbit, Dove. Suits:

The host says that he will make a stunning surprise especially for the hero of the occasion: there will be an invited guest - a magician and wizard of a very high level. The Sorcerer appears with his beautiful Assistant. He holds a box in his hands. The assistant announces: “ I solemnly present to the public the most mysterious and magical illusionist-magician - Mr. Pudvin!” Having bowed, the illusionist places the box on the table. Assistant: " Mr. Pudvin speaks and understands Russian quite poorly, so I will comment on his exciting, magical performances. Are you ready to see miracles? The assistant at this moment asks the birthday boy to give him something of his own, a small object, such as a watch, and puts it in a box. The sorcerer puts on a mysterious look, reads a spell and makes magical passes with his hands, but absolutely nothing happens - the trick failed.

Assistant with a smile: “ Sorry, we've experienced a minor technical problem. I suppose your watch was expensive, it must have been from a Swiss company?” The illusionist tries, but no magic comes out. The assistant begins to smile even wider and says: “ Wait a little longer, please, comrades, Great Pudvin is not in shape today, sorry for the inconvenience. Or maybe Mr. Birthday boy will try his own powers in the art of magic?” And he invites the hero of the occasion to cast a magic spell, and when he says any invented word, the White Rabbit immediately runs into the hall to funny music and makes funny movements. Assistant: " Yes, Mr. Birthday Boy, you undoubtedly have great abilities in magic, because you managed to perform one of the most difficult acts of an illusionist. Maybe you can say another magic spell? Will you show us all your strength? When the birthday boy says the magic phrase, a Dove immediately “flies” into the hall to the solemn music, “spins” a little (runs in circles around the room) and “flies away” (leaves). Assistant: " Our hero of the occasion undoubtedly has great abilities in magic, so let's applaud him for that! So, take a seat with the guests, you have successfully dealt with everything, you even showed us more, and Mr. Magician will try to disenchant your watch for you!” The illusionist fiddles with the box in which the watch was placed and pulls it out along with a large clock (can be a wall clock, or just a good electronic alarm clock with a radio or other device), which was prepared in advance as a gift for the birthday boy. The assistant (possibly together with the Dove and the Rabbit, as well as by agreement with other people for mass participation) congratulates the birthday boy and wishes him unique moments in life, more miracles and the fulfillment of his dreams. Pudwin and Assistant bow. Then the presenter enters the hall and brings with him a saw with the words: “ And now we will show you an incredibly dramatic and dangerous trick - sawing the Assistant" Immediately the Assistant, screaming, runs away in horror.

Sketch about Chicken Ryaba

One of the guests puts on a Ryaba Hen costume (false wings made of cardboard or material, a comb) and puts three boxes in his pocket, which will play the role of three eggs.

Chicken Ryaba: “ I came to wish you a happy birthday and brought a gift. So take not an ordinary egg, but a golden one, it will fulfill your wishes.” You can put money in one box and hand it over with the words: “ Accept the magic papers that your wishes will come true!” In another box you can give a decoration: “ May your life be beautiful!"In the third - candy: " May your life be as sweet as this candy!”

Sketch about Kolobok

The scene requires several characters: Kolobok, Hare, Wolf, Bear, Fox. Kolobok comes out carrying a bouquet of flowers. — I will come to the holiday soon and bring flowers to the birthday boy/girl. Stops the Kolobok Hare: - Give me the flowers, I’ll give them to the bunny, I like them very much. - I won’t give you flowers, Hare. Narvi is better off in the field. And he “rolled” further. Stops Kolobok Wolf: - Wow, what flowers, so beautiful and fragrant, give them to me - I’m just on my way to the she-wolf! - Evil Wolf, I won’t give you the flowers, you won’t receive them, I’m bringing them to the birthday boy. And again he “rolled” further.

Stops Kolobok the Bear: - Can you find a smoke? What is this broom in your hand? Maybe you can give it to me? “I won’t give you the flowers, I won’t give you the flowers, just as I didn’t give them to the Hare and the Wolf!” And you will have no use! He pushes the Bear aside and leaves. The Fox meets on the way: - Kolobok, Kolobok, what is this beautiful bouquet you have? Is this all for me? Come on, let me look and smell the flowers! “I won’t give it to you, just as I won’t give it to the others, because I’m bringing flowers to the birthday boy!” He approaches the main hero of the occasion and says: - I left the Hare, the Wolf, the Fox and the Bear, I outwitted everyone - and here, dear birthday boy, this gift is for you!

Sketch “Little Brownie Kuzya” (birthday greetings for the hostess)

A man with disheveled hair and a beard (can be fake) will play the role of Brownie, and it is best to put a colored shirt on him. The brownie comes up to the Mistress and says: - Hostess, happy birthday! You clean your apartment well and everything is clean. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, may your soul be as clean as your apartment. All the best to you! And he takes out a broom from behind his back: - Accept this as a gift, you can steam (or clean), and I will always keep an eye on your home!

A short scene from the “new Russian”

It is necessary to dress one of the guests in the style of the “new Russian”: a crimson jacket, a gold chain (an imitation of one would also work), rings on the fingers. The character can finger his rosary at this time.

A new Russian comes to the celebrants and says: - Are you having a natural birthday? Oops, I didn’t know, but I have a gift in store here. And he takes out an envelope with money from his pocket: - Here, take it, it will be for you to promote the company. And if someone suddenly comes at you, we can cover you up. Happy birthday, in short!

Congratulations for a girl from the Chukchi

For this scene we need someone who can play the Chukchi. He must be dressed in fur clothes (like the Chukchi ones). “In Chukotka, every walrus knows that a birthday is a good holiday, but may your reindeer always be fed, may there always be plenty of bread and butter, and may there always be enough of everything.” Wait - now I’ll present you with an honorary document! “I’m handing you a document, thanks to which you will be able to hunt any man and shoot at the stronger sex with your eyes!” Happy birthday, though!

Cleaning woman

For this scene, two people are needed - the host who will congratulate the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady. The character of the cleaning lady will need a floor rag, an old worn robe and two identical (preferably) buckets. The skit begins with the host coming to the guests and congratulating the birthday boy with a solemn speech. Then a cleaning lady suddenly appears and begins to wash the floors with a serious look and quietly grumble, saying that there are all sorts of people walking around here, they left a trail, now clean up after them. The presenter sternly addresses the cleaning lady, saying, what are you doing here, what are you allowing yourself to do, how is this possible, here we are celebrating the birthday of one very good and beloved person! The cleaning lady resists for a long time, says that later, later, grumbles indicatively. Then he puts the bucket behind the curtain and says that he will leave, but first he will empty the bucket. Behind the curtain there is a second, pre-prepared bucket with confetti, rain, colored and shiny papers, tinsel, flower petals (you can cut out butterflies from colored paper), which the cleaning lady takes and “pours” onto the birthday boy. At this time, the presenter congratulates him on his birthday and gives him a gift. Any holiday - not just a person’s birthday - can be decorated with a scene that will be the highlight, the pearl of the celebration and will remain in people’s memory for a long time.

A little theatrical performance will always be a beautiful frame for any event, making it more lively and interesting.

After all, most often the atmosphere plays a bigger role than just “indicative” gifts, and first of all, how you present your gift is important (of course, the gift itself is also of great importance, it would be stupid to deny this). Celebrate, make others happy and be happy yourself! Surely some of the scenes given as examples in this article will be useful to you or will inspire you to create new ones. Go for it! In the next video you will find a cool happy birthday scene from 4 girls and 4 guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrkhftqM3bY

The main task of festive scenes is to unobtrusively captivate the guests of the celebration and give them a positive mood. For this purpose, funny games in the form of impromptu are used. At the same time, the host of the holiday acts as a good conductor and a kind of psychologist. He notices that the guests’ mood is heading in the wrong direction and knows how to divert the audience’s attention from the problem at the right time.

Why are scenes needed?

Women line up with each other in a modular structure, which allows them to change the program at any time and close any pauses that may arise inadvertently. Even if the script has already been prepared, and everything in it is logical, it can be changed almost between toasts. It is unlikely that guests will notice anything, but the holiday will gain momentum.

Main congratulations

Before performing funny skits and congratulating a woman on her 55th birthday, the presenter must congratulate the hero of the occasion. His speech might be like this:

“Beloved (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion)! On this bright day, we can talk a lot about how venerable this noble age is, and about what is still ahead, and you are at the very beginning of your path. All these words, of course, are standard and commonplace. But I would like to fill my congratulations with warm words addressed to our irresistible Birthday Girl. Unforgettable, sweet, and beloved (name of the hero of the day)! Let all troubles and adversity pass you by. Let your family and friends become a source of happiness, goodness and light. You really deserve it, and no expensive L'Oreal cosmetics can replace the peaceful family happiness that remains with a person, no matter what.

I congratulated, and now our dear guests take the reins in their hands. But they will congratulate you for a reason. Each person present will write wishes on balloons. But this must be done so that no one notices. Even you should not read these bright words. All the balloons will be collected and released into the sky in the evening. So all the best wishes will come true - tested for yourself!”

Cool scenes for the anniversary of a woman 60 years old or older at this stage are still to come. In the meantime, the presenter gives each speaker a helium balloon and a felt-tip pen. All balloons are taken by the presenter and released to the ceiling. There they remain until the end of the celebration.

Achievements of the Birthday Girl

One of the first cool scenes for a woman’s anniversary can be congratulations. The host's words can serve as an alternative start to the evening. If you wish, you can change the order of congratulations, starting the evening with a toast from the hero of the day, and then continue with the above-described congratulations from the host to the birthday girl.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! We are sincerely pleased to welcome you to this significant event - the 50th Anniversary (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Now let’s all greet our wonderful, dear and irresistible birthday girl with a standing ovation!”

(Celebratory music plays, the birthday girl enters the hall).

“Our dear guests! I hope that everyone has already filled their glasses with champagne, because now, according to tradition, our Birthday Girl will be the first to raise her glass and make the first toast of this wonderful evening!”

(Toast to the hero of the day)

“Today is a very special day. After all, 50 years is not just an anniversary. This is one of the most significant events in a person’s life. The number that indicates the number of years lived is not at all the main thing. And the main thing is what our dear Birthday Girl has acquired over the years. Who among those present will tell us about her main achievements? Let's find out, dear guests, who will tell you the most information about our Birthday Girl? Who has such exclusive knowledge? Of course, there will be prizes for this!”

(Guests name achievements, and the presenter gives a prize to the one who can list the most merits).

Toasts to husband and children

Before performing funny scenes for a woman’s 60th birthday, her loving spouse and children must voice their toasts. The presenter says:

“There is a person in this room who not only treats our hero of the occasion with love and respect, but also, in addition, considers her no less than the most beautiful, charming, dear and beloved. This is the closest person (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), husband (name and patronymic of the spouse).”

(Husband makes a toast).

“And now, dear guests, before you start dancing, we offer you an exciting and fun competition. An interesting prize awaits the winners. So, pay attention! You all know very well the name of our Birthday Girl. The winner will be the guest who can come up with the maximum number of rhymes to the name (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Sheets of paper and a pen can be obtained from me. You have 15 minutes to come up with a rhyme, so hurry up!”

(In a quarter of an hour)

“Well, it’s time to find out the name of the winner. Let's listen to the rhymes that you managed to come up with!

(Guests take turns calling rhymes, the winner is chosen who managed to come up with the largest number of rhymes).

“The winner of this competition is (name). And the prize for him is a ticket for the Birthday Girl to fulfill any wish!”

(A cool scene for a woman’s 50th birthday continues with the presenter handing over a ticket. It says:

“This ticket entitles its holder to fulfill any wish of the Birthday Girl in the amount of 1 piece. Validity period: from (celebration date). The birthday girl's signature").

Game "Princess Nesmeyana"

Another great funny scene for a woman’s anniversary. All those present should be divided into two groups. The players belonging to the first team - “Tsarevna Nesmeyana” - sit on chairs and try to take on as serious a facial expression as possible. And the task of the players of the second team is to jointly make the “non-laughers” laugh. If within a certain time it is possible to make all the “non-laughers” laugh, then the team of “mixers” will win. If not, vice versa. Participants can then switch roles. In order to unbalance their opponents and make them laugh, representatives of the second group can tell jokes, make funny faces, and demonstrate pantomime. But it is not allowed to touch the “non-smeyans”.

Congratulatory song

The holiday can include not only funny scenes. A scenario for a woman’s 60th birthday (or any other age) may include a song congratulation from her best friends.

“Our dear (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Today, so many wonderful friends have gathered here who are eager to congratulate you on this wonderful event. Each of them, of course, will congratulate you personally. But now I invite everyone present to sing a congratulatory song for our Birthday Girl!”

(The host gives the lyrics to the guests, the melody plays, everyone sings).

Congratulations from friends

No less warm congratulations will be given by the closest friends of the hero of the occasion. For this cool anniversary scene, a woman will need the participation of her close friends.

“Well, now I’ll ask the Birthday Girl’s best friends to go on stage.”

(Friends of the hero of the occasion go on stage).

“Now you ladies are one team. I will give you 20 A4 sheets. On ten of them you write the bad things that you want to protect our dear hero of the occasion from. And on others - the best that you can wish for the Birthday Girl!”

(In this part of the cool scene of congratulations on the woman’s anniversary, the friends do what was said).

“And now, right in front of our dear Birthday Girl, we will perform magic. With his help, bad things will never happen in her life! To do this, we place the sheets directly on the floor and, to the accompaniment of active music, we begin to cheerfully trample all the bad things with our feet. If the paper tears and you can’t see what’s written on it, that’s very good! So, friends, let’s move to the music as actively as possible!”

(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 or older continues with cheerful music. The presenter plays a fast melody. The goal of the girlfriends is to tear the sheets).

“I see that you did great! And now all the good wishes need to be sung to our Birthday Girl to the sounds of life-affirming music! You wish with all your heart for our dear (name) what you wrote now? And let the guests support you with thunderous applause!”

(Friends “sing” positive wishes).

“Well, (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion), you really have wonderful friends. They really are willing to go to great lengths for you - and that’s very cool! And now I propose to encourage your friends with sweet prizes - chocolates and sweets!”

Wet spectators

The prank can be held separately or included in any scene. During one of the presenter's performances, a cleaning lady suddenly appears from behind the scenes. She is wearing a blue robe, holding a wet mop and half a bucket of water. Her intentions to clean the floor are serious.

Host: “What are you doing, citizen! We’re having a celebration!”

Cleaning lady: “I have work! What is unclear?! Everyone who is not too lazy is walking around, trampling...” (grumbling, begins to wash the floor).

The presenter, shrugging his shoulders, tries to continue the previous scene, periodically glancing askance at the cleaning lady. She, without any embarrassment, continues to wash the rag in the bucket and polish the floor. Gradually the bucket moves around the stage and at a certain moment is hidden from the eyes of the guests behind the scenes. At this point, the bucket of water must be replaced with exactly the same bucket, but filled with confetti. As if nothing had happened, the cleaning lady with a bucket approaches the very edge of the stage and, with all her strength, suddenly “pours water” onto the audience. Frightened guests scream and try to dodge. There is an explosion of laughter as confetti falls on those present.

Scene with a bonnet

This cool scene is suitable for the anniversary of a 55-year-old woman during retirement.

Leading:

“She burst into tears when she was born into the world,

And everyone around laughed cheerfully...

But it’s true, today we gave birth to a young pensioner. We all know how capricious babies can be. They are afraid of sickness and colds. And they are not overly smart. And so that different thoughts don’t creep into our Birthday Girl’s head, we decided to give her a warm cap!”

(The cool scene of congratulations to a woman on her anniversary continues with the presenter putting a cap on the hero of the occasion).

“And also all the guests know that little children are so ignorant that when they put a spoon in their mouth, they dirty themselves and everything around them. To prevent this from happening, we will give our pensioner an apron.”

(Puts an apron on the birthday girl).

“And I would also like to add that young pensioners are terribly upset with or without reason, they worry very loudly about everything and cry. So that our Birthday Girl doesn’t cry, we will give her a pacifier.”

(Puts on a pacifier on a silk ribbon).

“Well, now, dear guests, I want to invite you to raise your glasses to the birth of a new pensioner, who still has a lot of important things to do!”

Arrival of foreigners

For this cool scene for a woman’s anniversary, the presenter must choose two assistants. One will play the role of an “Italian”, the second - a translator.

"Dear guests! Dear birthday girl! Now I propose to greet our honored foreign guests with a friendly ovation. The Italian delegation arrived today.”

Italian: Tsvetutto, champanutto, congratulations to the hero of the day!

Translator: Dear hero of the day, congratulations!

I.: Siditto for free, drunkenly stupid!

P.: Dear guests, we welcome you with all our hearts!

I.: Catitto scoragio from here.

P.: We are sincerely glad to see everyone who is here.

I.: Convict hard worker, gorbo vkalovadzhi, nothing will be received.

P.: Representatives of the working class, as well as commercial organizations.

I.: Dragged on anything.

P: I arrived on a special flight.

I.: Italiano stubbornly in glazatto svetillo.

P.: From sunny Italy.

I.: Congratulations to the eminent Ekaterina (name of the hero of the occasion).

P.: To congratulate the birthday girl.

I.: There are different nonsense from Germano, French and Italian.

P.: I brought with me congratulations from German, French and Italian friends.

I.: And all sorts of junk.

P.: And also valuable gifts.

I.: Now it’s forgiven.

P.: In conclusion of my speech I would like to wish.

I.: The legs are not bolento, the nose is not chihanto, the tail is pistolo, the catfish are cusatto.

P.: Health.

I.: The garden is copanto, the house is cleaned, the products are tascanto, there is success everywhere.

P.: Youth and long life.

I.: Not motherly, respect your friends.

P.: Happiness and true friends.

I.: Let’s pour some for the hero of the day!

P.: Let's drink to our Birthday Girl!

“Vegetables”: a cool fairy tale-sketch for a woman’s anniversary

The presenter announces: “Once upon a time at (name of the birthday girl) vegetables started an entertaining argument at the dacha.”

(Vegetables come out, they have matching hats on their heads, on which different vegetables are depicted. This cool scene for a woman’s 55th birthday consists of dialogues from each of the participants).

“I am a pot-bellied zucchini.

I rested my side.

The hostess will pass by,

He pinches me on the side:

“You are my favorite zucchini,

I adore you!

“Well, stupid. Use your brains:

What will you give to a beautiful lady?

You are of no use anywhere - neither at the dacha, nor in food.

But here I am... Full of clothes,

And imagine - all without fasteners.

I'll make an outfit like this

(name) will flaunt!”

“What are you talking about, cabbage, foolishly,

You won't cover your figure.

Maybe with your leaf

Is it a shame to cover one up?

“What are you guys arguing about?

She has only one love.

Among you I am a gentleman.

They call me horseradish.

I look so fancy

Whoever sees it will not forget.

Why are you looking awkward?

We are talking about preparations."

“I am a green cucumber.

The guy is just great!

(name) adores me

When he misses a stack.”

“You should just drink and argue.

Stop babbling stupidly!

Everyone is happy with me, the carrot.

I have a treasure trove of vitamins!”

“Mine is yours not to understand,

I'm actually a foreigner.

I easily drive ladies crazy

(Name) is always mine!

Potato:

“Eh, guys, without me

(name of the hero of the occasion) - nowhere.

Our lady without potatoes -

What a skinned cat.

grows thin, weakens,

And, look, he’ll lose weight.”

“Stop arguing, friends,

Everyone has their own benefits.

Together you are a hundred times more powerful.

And today is the anniversary!

Congratulate the birthday girl,

Deliver her souvenirs!”

(Vegetables are placed in the basket and presented to the hero of the occasion).

Cheerful children's ensemble

This funny scene is well suited for the anniversary of a woman turning 55 years old. The presenter announces:

"Dear guests! I ask for a moment of attention! Sensation! Another delegation has just arrived for our evening. This time these are children from a kindergarten called “Soplyachok”. They claim that they are our Birthday Girl’s grandchildren. Will you confess yourself, or will we take your blood for a DNA test? Do you admit it?

The children came for a reason - they have their own congratulatory program. Now I will ask all guests to warmly welcome our kids. So, your applause! Katerina Vyskochkina, Petka Obormotov, Olechka Zabubennaya!”

In this part of the script for the woman’s anniversary, the funny scene continues unexpectedly: the “children” awkwardly enter. They hold hands tightly. It is clear from them that they are shy. They have toys in their hands. The role of children can be colleagues or relatives of the hero of the occasion. It is advisable to cast men in female roles. Special suits are not required. “Girls” can wear bows, and “boys” can wear Panama hats.

First, the “children” stand in a line facing the guests, and then, after the second or third quatrain, they dance in a circle. Each of the subsequent quatrains is spoken by one of the children.

1. It's a fun day today,

To everyone's surprise.

Baba Shura (name of the hero of the occasion)

Let's celebrate a birthday.

And not just a birthday,

After all, today is the anniversary

A day of delight and fun -

Get into the circle quickly.

1. Happy anniversary,

We wish you happiness and joy.

We want to wish grandma,

To be afraid of boredom, like fire,

So that by labor, work

Hands were busy.

III. How will you retire?

Don't get lost right away.

Buy goats and nutria,

Have fun with them!"

"We are cheerful kids,

Every guest will be happy to see us.

Happy birthday grandma (name)

Congratulations to the kindergarten!”

(Children bow to the audience and leave).

“Oh, how I was inspired by the creativity of the kindergarten “Soplyachok”! I even had my own ditty:

Stretch the bellows, accordion,

Hey, play and play!

Today is (name)’s name day,

Drink, don't talk!

(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 years old or older ends. The music turns on, the guests sit down at the table and the celebration continues.)

End of the celebration

To bring the celebration to its logical conclusion, the host unobtrusively invites everyone present to go outside. First you need to release balloons with wishes, and then fireworks can become an unexpected surprise for the guests and the birthday girl. This is how the cheerful anniversary scenario ends. The scenes of the cool scenario (the woman can be 40, 50, or 60 years old) have come to an end, and now the host shows that it’s time to end the celebration. He addresses the audience:

“At the end of our grand celebration on the occasion of the anniversary birthday of our beloved (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), I suggest you carry out the plan we have outlined. Let's all grab the balloon ribbons together and say all the good wishes to ourselves! They will find their owner and bring her a lot of happiness, joy and strength!”

(Guests release balloons).

“And now let a bright fountain of fireworks shine in your honor!”

(Gives the command to launch fireworks. The hero of the occasion is invited to dance with her husband).