Celebration scenario based on fairy tales for elementary school children. A collection of scripts for staging children's plays based on famous fairy tales
TALE SCENARIO: “TEREMOK IN A NEW WAY”
(can be used at any holiday as an improvisation scene)
Everyone in the world loves fairy tales.
Adults and children love it.
Fairy tales teach us kindness and hard work
They tell you how to live
To be friends with everyone around you.
Teremok in a new way, we will show you now.
Listen to the story, my friend.
Don’t eat your pie:
(music plays while visiting a fairy tale)
In some kingdom
In a distant state
In a clearing among flowers
Teremok rose.
(a tower comes out)
He was neither short nor tall.
Who was running past?
Tell me friends...
No, that's not what you're saying.
This is a mansion in a new way...
A bun ran past...
(gingerbread man runs out to the music)
He sees: a miracle tower,
Alone in an open field.
Kolobchek was surprised
He came up and stopped.
Kolobok. Who lives there in the mansion?
Maybe he’ll invite you to visit?
Let me knock on the door... (Knocks)
Whose, tell me, is this tower?
Ved. But no one responded
The house turned out to be vacant.
Kolobok enters the mansion and looks out of the window.
Kolobok. I will live in a mansion,
Sing songs and don’t bother.
Ved. One day or another Kolobok lives...
Kolobok. It's so boring at home alone!
There is no one to sing and dance with...
I wish I could invite someone to visit!
Ved. At that time, one old woman -
Grandma Yozhka laughs,
I went out into the field for a walk,
Fly on a broom.
(Baba Yaga flies out on a broom to the music)
Sees: mansion-teremok,
Alone in an open field.
Then the old lady was surprised,
She came up and stopped.
Baba Yaga(knocks): Who lives here in the mansion?
Maybe he’ll invite you to visit?
Kolobok(Peeps out)
Lives here, Kolobok - ruddy side
And who are you?
Baba Yaga. I am a cheerful old lady.
Grandma Yozhka- giggle. (jumps for joy).
I'll be your friend!
And now across the threshold
I'll drop by, I'm in the tower!
It's just the two of us now
And let's dance and sing! (jumps into the mansion).
Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
Ved. The cat ran past,
Soft paws, scratches on paws.
(the cat comes out to the music)
I saw the tower and was surprised (looks around)
Kitty: I'll knock on the door with my paw,
Whose, tell me, is this tower?
Heroes in the tower: I am Kolobok - ruddy side,
I am Grandma Yozhka-laughing. Well, who are you, answer!
Cat. And I'm a purring cat.
I can live with you!
Kolobok and Baba Yaga. The three of us will be friends!
The cat enters the mansion
Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
Here from the thicket, from the thick
A forest man came out...
(Lesovik comes out to the music)
Lesovik. I am thirsty! I wish I could drink some water! (I saw a tower)
What a miracle tower,
Alone in an open field?
Let me come closer... (hears singing and laughter)
Cheerful laughter can be heard in the house.
I'll knock on the door...
Whose, tell me, is this tower?
- And Grandma Yozhka is a laughing woman!
- Well, and with them the Cat!
Well, who are you?
Lesovik. I’m a cool guy, Lesovichok.
Heroes. So come live with us.
Lesovichok enters the little mansion.
Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
A mouse ran past
(the mouse runs out to the music)
I saw a tower in the field.
There was a soft knock on the door
Mouse. Who lives there in the mansion?
Is he dancing and singing there?
The heroes take turns peeking out from behind the door:
- Lives here, Kolobok - ruddy side!
- And Grandma Yozhka is a laughing woman!
- Well, and with them the Cat!
-And Lesovichok is a cool guy!
Well, who are you?
Mouse. And I’m a little mouse, let me live with you.
Heroes. No no no
What mice!?
There is no place for mice in the house!
Ved. The mouse became sad and began to cry.
But suddenly Teremok turned on his right side
And said:
Teremok. Shame on you, friends!
Prejudice is nonsense!
Mouse is a cute little animal!
Let her go!
The heroes felt ashamed(they leave the house and calm the mouse)
Let's let you in, Little Mouse,
We are now one family.
In our wonderful little house,
We will sing, we will dance, we will dance.
Everyone dances together.
Ved. That's the end of the fairy tales,
and whoever listened - well done!
Let's applaud our heroes.
Creative tasks for theater studio in kindergarten and primary school
Murashova Natalia Yuryevna Additional education teacher, Municipal Budgetary Educational Institution Secondary School No. 58, Khabarovsk.Target: Theatricalization of a famous fairy tale in kindergarten.
Tasks:
- Adapt well-known fairy tales for short theatrical performances;
- Organize conditions for creative self-expression of a group of children;
- Develop improvisation skills among future KVN players.
Description: The idea of remaking Russian folk tales for short improvisations came to me a long time ago. It was then that I developed and tested my theater club program for various parallels. “The Golden Key,” “Little Red Riding Hood,” and “The Scarlet Flower” went to the middle grades, and I rewrote these fairy tales for elementary school. But, I think, in kindergarten they will be even more appropriate (you can slightly rewrite the lines in the fairy tale Kolobok, since I did it for 4th grade). Somewhere else I had a fairy tale about Mashenka and the three bears... but over the years, the printout has disappeared somewhere. I'll find it and post it later.
Such an impromptu theater will be useful to many: educators, additional education teachers, theater club leaders, animators and interested parents. It can be used at any children's birthday, birthday celebration in the classroom, during theater classes in kindergarten or elementary school, and in all kinds of events dedicated to theater week.
Progress:
Each participant in the action is given a piece of paper with one single phrase, which he will have to say every time he hears his “name” (role).
It is important to explain that you need to say your phrase differently each time: with different emotions corresponding to the situation.
It is extremely important to rehearse a couple of times in advance.
"CHICKEN ROYABA"
Characters:
Grandfather - “Old age is no joy”
Grandma - “Youth is not life!”
Chicken Ryaba - “Where-tah-tah!”
Egg - “And I’m with a surprise!”
Mouse - “Well, they can’t do anything without me!”
THEATER – EXPROMT (text read by an adult)
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather (replica) and Baba (replica). And they had Chicken Ryaba (replica). The chicken laid it down (replica) Testicle (replica)- not a simple one, but a golden egg (replica). Grandfather (replica) beat and beat, did not break. Woman (replica) beat and beat, did not break. A Mouse (replica) ran, waved her tail... Egg (replica indignantly) rolled, fell and broke. Grandfather crying, Baba (sobbing, says his line) The chicken is crying and (replica) clucks. "Don't cry, Grandfather (replica), don't cry, Baba (replica), I'll lay you another Testicle (replica offended). Not golden, but simple.” And from then on the Ryaba Hen became (replica) every day an egg (another egg runs out and says the line: And I’m with a surprise!) carry. Or even two (the second egg runs out: Me too!), or even three (another one runs out: Yes, we are all here with surprises!). But there were no gold ones among them anymore.
All the artists come out to bow.
"KOLOBOK"
Characters:
Old man - “I want to eat!”
Old woman - “Where is my frying pan!”
Kolobok - “They won’t catch up with us!”
Hare - “Lap and hop, and I’m hungry like a wolf.” (you can wear a vest, like an airborne soldier)
Wolf - “Shnyaga shnyazhnaya - communal life. U-U-U-U" (possible with guitar)
Bear - “I’m the strongest here!” (the largest or, conversely, the smallest actor)
Fox - “I don’t eat koloboks, better give me mushrooms”
TEXT
Once upon a time there lived an old man (replica) with the Old Woman (replica). Once upon a time the Old Woman (replica) broomed the barn, scraped the bottom of the barrel, kneaded the dough, baked Kolobok (replica) and put it on the window to cool. Tired of Kolobok (replica) lie on the window and he rolled from the windowsill - onto the rubble, from the rubble - onto the porch, from the porch - onto the path...
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and a Hare meets him (replica). Kolobok sang (replica) song and rolled on, only the Hare (replica offended) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and the Wolf meets him (replica). Kolobok sang (replica) song and rolled on, only the Wolf (replica) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and Bear meets him (replica in bass). Kolobok sang (replica) song and rolled on, only the Bear (replica) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and Fox meets him (replica). Kolobok sang (replica) a song, and while I was singing, Fox (replica, rubbing paws) she quietly crept up and ate it.
This is where the fairy tale ends. Who watched - well done!
"TEREMOK"
Characters:
Teremok (2 people)- “Come in, make yourself at home!” (holding hands)
Mouse – “I’m a little mouse” (scratches behind ear with paw)
Frog – “I am a frog frog” (jumps)
Hedgehog - “I am a four-legged hedgehog”
Rook - “I am a foreign rook - fenkyu veri mach” (flapping its wings)
Donkey – “And I’m a sad donkey – before and after the elections”
Bear - “I’m going to crush everyone now!”
Text(adult reads, pausing for remarks)
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here across the field-field Mouse (replica) she runs, runs and knocks on the Teremok. And the Mouse became (replica) live.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here across the field-field Frog (replica) runs, runs closer and knocks. The mouse looked out (replica) and began to call the Frog to her (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here's a Hedgehog across the field (replica) runs, he ran to the door and knocks. And the mouse became (replica) yes Frog (replica) call for (waving their paws) Hedgehog to his place (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here above the Rook field (replica important) flies, lands near the door and knocks. And the mouse became (replica), Frog (replica) yes Hedgehog (replica) call Rook to you (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here, across the field, Donkey (replica) goes, he came to the door and knocked.. And the Mouse began (replica), Frog (replica), Hedgehog (replica) yes Rook (replica) invite Donkey to live with you.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. There's a Bear across the field (replica) wanders, he comes to the door and roars.. The Mouse got scared (replica scared), Frog (replica scared), Hedgehog (replica scared), Rook (replica scared) and Donkey (replica scared) and they jumped out of Teremok (replica scared). A Bear (replica) climbed onto the roof (hugged Teremok by the shoulders) and crushed Teremok (replica in chorus and dying voice).
That's the end of the fairy tale! Every viewer is well done!
The actors take their bows
3 different scenarios and a fairy tale based on a well-known story, when the cat tells the cockerel not to open the door, not to talk to strangers, but the cockerel does not listen. The fox steals the cockerel... Characters: cat, fox and rooster
Characters: grandmother, grandfather, granddaughter, bug, cat, mouse, turnip
25. DRAGONFLY AND ANANT
27. DUCKING AND CHICKEN
Scenario based on Suteev’s fairy tale (how a chicken repeated everything after a duckling and almost got into trouble). Characters: duckling and chicken
28. Cunning COCK
Scenario based on a Bulgarian folk tale (how the fox outwitted the cockerel, and then the cockerel outwitted the fox and survived). Characters: cockerel, fox
29. CUCKOO CLOCK
Scenario in verse for children of senior and preparatory groups.The story is about how the cuckoo flew away from the clock, and the animals tried themselves in the role of the cuckoo.Characters:Cuckoo, Cat, Frog, Lion, Dog
CUCKOO CLOCK.doc
30. I. NEW YEAR'S PERFORMANCE
Scenario for the youngest: 1.5-3 years old.Characters: Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, Fedya, mice, hares, foxes
31. I. NEW YEAR'S PERFORMANCE. SNOW MAIDEN
Script in verse for kindergarten. The fox took the key from Santa Claus's box. But the animals find her and forgive her. Everyone goes to the Christmas tree together, where Santa Claus comes with a box. And in the box... Characters: Snow Maiden, Santa Claus, Fox, Bunnies, Squirrel, Bear.
32. I. NEW YEAR’S SCENARIO FOR A NURSERY GROUP
New Year's script in verse for a nursery group with games, songs and dances. New Year's script in verse for a nursery group with games, songs and dances. Characters: Presenter, Fox, Bear, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden.
33. APPLE
Scenario based on Suteev’s fairy tale (how the animals divided the apple and the bear judged everyone). Characters: Hare, crow, hedgehog, bear.
Theatrical dramatization in verse based on the poem by S. Mikhalkov and the fairy tale “The Tailor Hare” by M. Yu. Kartushina. Senior - preparatory group
Voskresenskaya Valentina Pavlovna, teacher, GBOU School No. 121 d/o 28A, MoscowPurpose: This material will be useful for educators working with children aged 5-7 years, for teachers of grades 1-3, and for parents. The fairy tale can be shown by older children for kids, or can be one of the numbers in spring scenarios.
Description: A fairy tale about a kind, hardworking Bunny who knew how to sew. The animals found out about this and brought him orders, which he conscientiously fulfills, trying to please everyone. The animals are grateful to him. Friendship brings you closer. Everyone then has fun, dances, and welcomes spring.
Target: Creating conditions for the development of children's creative activity in theatrical activities.
Tasks.
1. Improve children's ability to convey images of fairy tale characters.
2. To consolidate children's knowledge about the profession of a tailor.
3 .Promote the development of dialogical speech, develop the ability to pronounce words clearly and distinctly, develop intonation expressiveness and memory.
4. Develop the ability to hold yourself freely when performing.
5 .Form friendly relationships.
6. Cultivate honesty and responsibility in relation to your promises and words.
Characters: Presenter, Hare, Dog Barbos, Hedgehog, Mouse, Vaska the Cat, 3 Little Pigs, Frog, Fox
There is a house in the clearing with a sign on it that says “Hare is a tailor.” A Hare sits at a table in front of the house, he has a centimeter on his neck, like a real tailor, on the table there is a sewing machine, fabric, scissors
Leading.
-Why has everything changed?
Why did everything sparkle?
Did you laugh and sing?
Well, tell me, what's the matter?
Children.
-It's so easy to understand:
Spring has come to us again!
Leading.
-Nature is waking up.
This happens year after year:
Updates his outfit.
Animals want everything too
Update your outfit.
See: “A fairy tale about a Hare who knew how to sew and wanted to please everyone.”
-In a clearing, in a forest,
Under a tall pine tree
The house is wonderful, painted.
And he lives in that house,
Everyone knows the gray hare -
Wonderful tailor.
Hare.
-Yes, I am not a simple Hare,
I'm the best tailor.
Animals, what should I sew for you?
I will accept any order.
Leading.
- Spring has come to the forest - it’s red,
And everyone couldn’t sleep:
I want to be beautiful -
We must hurry to the Bunny.
The news flew through the forest,
Flew to the village
And Barbos learned about her:
I brought my order first.
Barbos the dog.
-I'm shaggy and shaggy
Barbos the dog.
Very brave and courageous
Barbos the dog.
I guard the owner's yard,
Woof woof woof.
I bark angrily at strangers
Woof woof woof.
I guard the flock in the field,
I serve faithfully.
(Knocks on the Hare)
I heard that you are a tailor?
Hare.
- That's right, I can sew everything.
I try to please everyone.
Barbos the dog.
-I guard the herd in the field.
At work day and night.
I need a warm hat.
Can you, Hare, help me?
Hare.
-Can! Every other day - another
I'll finish my work.
You come to my house
For a hat on Saturday.
(The hare takes measurements, the dog Barbos leaves)
Leading.
-The shaggy dog is waiting for his hat,
The hare sews day and night.
And through the forest without paths,
The Hedgehog waddles towards him.
Hedgehog.
-Hello, Zainka, I’m the Hedgehog!
I have 2 pairs of legs.
I really need shoes
After all, the weather is cold.
Hare.
-Sorry, dear Hedgehog,
I've never sewn boots.
Do you see the sign hanging?
This sign says
What lives in the wilderness of the forest
Not a shoemaker, but a tailor.
(The sad Hedgehog leaves, the Hare continues to sew)
Leading.
-The fashionable mouse is running,
He also hurries to the Bunny.
Mouse.
-I am a big fashionista,
The dress rustles.
New umbrella blue,
And there is a big bow on the hat.
I’m such a mouse, it’s just laughter,
I decided to surprise everyone.
(Knocks on the Bunny)
- Hello, Zainka - oblique!
I heard you are a tailor?
Sew me a skirt, please
I'm rushing to the circus today.
(The hare begins to take measurements)
Leading.
-Suddenly Vaska the Cat appeared,
It’s important to go to the house.
The mouse saw Vaska,
I got scared, trembled,
I threw my bag and gloves
And she rushed off without looking back.
(The mouse runs away)
Vaska the cat.
-Hare, my greetings to you!
Do you recognize me or not?
Hare.
-How, I remember you used to
I've had a lot of guests.
Cat.
-You see, I'm so fluffy,
Neat, very clean.
To keep the fur from getting dusty,
I ask you to sew a raincoat for me.
Hare.
-I’ll sew you a beautiful cloak,
I'll try, I'll make it
And for you, dear friend,
I will gladly give it to you.
(The hare takes measurements, the cat leaves)
Leading.
-And here are the piglets
They came running from the garden.
Piglets.
- Hello, Zainka - oblique!
We heard you are a tailor?
Hare.
-I am ready to serve everyone.
Are you telling me what to sew for you?
Piglets.
1. Pants for me.
2. I have a vest.
3. And for me - a pink beret.
Hare.
-I'll try for you,
I will fulfill the order quickly.
(The hare takes his measurements and sits down to sew, and the piglets start dancing)
The piglets sing and dance.
-The hare will sew us a vest,
And pants, and a beret.
There are no more friendly piglets,
Better no - yes! (Run away)
Leading.
-And the frog heard
She also galloped up to the Hare.
Frog.
- Hello, Zainka - oblique!
I heard you are a tailor?
Sew me some gloves, Zainka.
My paws are very cold.
Hare.
-Fine! I can sew
I'll try to please!
(Takes measurements, frog jumps away)
Leading.
-The hare is sewing, hurrying, busy,
The tailor wants to please everyone.
Now Saturday has arrived,
The dog came running for the hat.
Dog.
- Hello, Zainka, neighbor.
Did you make me a hat or not?
Hare.
The hat is ready, get it
Yes, you better protect the herd!
Dog.
Thank you, Zainka-friend,
A pie with cabbage for you.
Cat
- Hello, dear Bunny,
Isn't my raincoat ready?
Hare.
Here's your raincoat, take it
Yes, remember the tailor.
Cat.
-Thank you, Zainka - boy,
And here’s a stump from me.
(The cat leaves, the piglets run out with carrots)
Piglets.
- Hello, Bunny, this time
We've come to pick up your order.
Hare.
-Here are the pants, here is the vest,
But the pink beret.
Piglets.
-And some sweet carrots for you?
We brought it straight from the garden.
Hare.
-Thank you, piglets, friendly guys.
Leading.
-And again our Hare sews.
He sees that Fox is coming.
“A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it”
Music from the cartoon “Last Year's Snow Was Falling” plays. It turns out Man- he is dressed in felt boots and hats, and has a cardboard ax on his shoulder:
I already sent it! I've been circling through the forest for three hours, I've seen enough of these fairy tales and these storytellers. There is no such thing as a normal Christmas tree! That's bad luck. And most importantly, some fairy tales are all wrong, not the same as before. Everything seems to be the same as before, but it feels like someone somewhere has changed something! I just entered the forest, and then a story happened to me...
Kolobok
A young man wearing a T-shirt with a yellow smiling emoticon appears on stage. Babka follows him, limping:
The granddaughters and the girls all looked so impudent! There is only one shame, not the girls! That one has not only her ears, but her entire face covered with glands, this tattoo is like that of a hardened prisoner, or she puts something like that on herself - Slava Zaitsev crosses herself and cries quietly in the corner. Don't mess with them, grandson!
Kolobkov:
Well, bah, I need them, these girls..! I went, the guys and I agreed to meet...
The grandmother leaves, Kolobkov “hits the road” to the song “Country of Limonia.”
Zaikina jumps out from behind the scenes to meet him. This is a real glamorous blonde - eyelashes, nails, hair, pink and fur galore.
Zaikina(speaks languidly, drawing out words):
Kolobkov! Where are you going?
Kolobkov:
Zaikina, get out of the way, I’m off and on my way...
Zaikina:
I just had a thought…
Kolobkov:
Did you even think? What a surprise!
Zaikina:
Should I invite Kolobkov to some cafe? Tiramisu, cappuccino, I’m so beautiful... I think it’s a good idea!
Kolobkov:
Zaikina, I don’t want to upset you, but...
I am Kolobkov, Kolobkov,
Born engineers
Learned from TV,
Grandma warned...
I left my grandmother
And he left his grandfather,
I’ll leave you, Zaikina, even more so!
Just think about it - where do I, a simple schoolboy from an average family, have so much money to carry you and your false nails to cafes and feed you tiramisu? Adye, my furry rodent!
Kolobkov... Come with us to the cemetery today.
Kolobkov:
Volkova, damn it! Nevermind an invitation! I see you, I have a desire to cover myself with a blanket and under no circumstances hang my legs or arms off the bed - what if you’re hiding under my bed and how you’ll grab it! And you also invite me to the cemetery!
Volkova:
It will be fun, Kolobkov. Let's howl at the moon and celebrate a black mass. Quiet, calm, no adults...
Kolobkov(About myself):
Grandma is right, she’s right in everything... Listen, Volkova:
Sings his song, adding the line:
I’ll run away from you, Volkova, as fast as I can!
Medvedeva comes out to meet Kolobkov - a girl with a VERY heavy build, roughly speaking - plump.
Medvedeva:
Kolobkov! Come to our house for lunch today! Mom and I made dumplings, baked pies, and fried donuts. Look at my embroideries, I spent so many evenings on them...
Kolobkov:
As I understand it, the only thing missing from your plush table is Kolobkov. Medvedeva, you are my weeping willow, you are my wise Vasilisa, and I don’t even know what this embroidery of yours looks like!
Sings his song, adding the last line:
And I’ll leave you, Medvedeva!
Lisichkina comes out to meet Kolobkov. The girl is just like a girl, only red-haired.
Lisichkina:
Hello, Kolobkov. It's good that I met you. They say you understand computers, but something happened to mine - it won’t load. Maybe if you have a free minute, you can take a look?
Kolobkov:
Lisichkina, I'm in a hurry.
Sings his song, adding:
And I’ll leave you Lisichkina.
Lisichkina:
So I told you - when I have free time. And guess what? You help me with the computer, and I’ll help you with the essay, otherwise the class cried over your epic creation for the last time. Let’s do this - you give me a computer, and I’ll give you an essay!
Kolobkov:
But it’s true, it’s almost the end of the year, and I have something indecent about literature. Well, let her write, and it’s not difficult for me to see what’s on her computer... Let’s go, Lisichkina, let’s take a look. Do you have any kind of firewood?
Talking, they leave.
It turns out Man:
Have you seen it? I'll be damned if that Fox didn't eat him! And everything seems to be according to the plot, but doubts torment me. Or here’s another thing - I move on, go out to the edge...
Crane and Heron
A young man, Zhuravlev, comes out from behind the scenes:
All the guys in the class have girls. And some manage to date several people at once. What's worse about me? The heron looked at me like that yesterday, she probably likes me. Maybe call her, ask how things are going with her on the personal front, and if not, then approach her gently?
Dials the number. Tsaplina comes out from another wing. Her phone rings, she picks it up:
Hello, I'm listening...
Hello, Tsaplina. What are you doing?
Ah, Zhuravlev, hello. I don’t do anything, I’m on VKontakte.
But tell me, Tsaplina, honestly, don’t you need a strong, handsome, courageous young man, 16 years old in full bloom? If you need it, here I am!
Zhuravlev, did you fall from the oak tree? Who is the strong one here? Who couldn’t pass the push-up standard for two weeks? And who is beautiful among us? Yes, even the Lyagushkin sisters shy away from you in all directions, and it would seem that there are three of them, and not a single one has a boyfriend, they could have fallen for it. Your masculinity is a big question; they say that when you watch melodramas, you cry like crazy! Well, why do I need such a treasure?
Well, Tsaplina! You're just kind of mean! (to himself) This is a bummer.
He hangs up and goes backstage.
Heron:
Come on, just think! He's trying to be a guy with me... He's handsome, ha-ha-ha... (thinks). Well, actually... his eyes really are wonderful. And then he messed up his push-ups because of a cold, but he runs faster than anyone else and plays basketball great. As for melodramas, it’s still unknown whether he’s watching it or it’s some kind of joke. And in principle, let him look, I love them myself... I shouldn’t have offended the guy. I need to call him back.
Dials Zhuravlev's number. He comes out of the wings and picks up the phone:
Yes. Well, what else do you want, Tsaplina? Didn't you say everything?
You know, Gray, I think I got carried away. If you haven’t changed your mind, then I’m ready to accept your offer to date!
What? Offer? Yes, I was joking, Tsaplina! How could it even occur to you that I would want to date you? Do you think there aren’t any other cute birds in our swamp? Yes, the same Mashka Lyagushkina - her legs are longer, her waist is thinner, and everything else is also in place!
You are a pig, Zhuravlev! I definitely won’t forgive you for comparing you to Lyagushkina!
He hangs up. Goes backstage.
Zhuravlev:
It seems to me that I really am a pig. Well, I like her, to be honest. She’s not only pretty, but also smart, she’ll help if you have anything with your studies... I’m calling... I hope she won’t send me to the swamp!
Tsaplina comes out and answers the call:
Zhuravlev, if you’re calling me to tell me something else about the delights of the other Lyagushkin sisters, then you shouldn’t bother. They are proverbial beauties!
No, Tsaplina. I want to apologize, but still think about my proposal to meet...
Zhuravlev, Christmas trees! No! Go kiss Masha, what if she turns into a princess!
Both go backstage.
It turns out Man:
They still haven't reached an agreement. They call a friend. But maybe I’m confusing something, but in the fairy tale they went to each other, weren’t there telephones in the fairy tale? And what kind of phones are in the swamp? But it was the last story that finally finished me off:
Hen-Ryaba
A table and two chairs are brought onto the stage. A guy and a girl come out. The guy is wearing a tracksuit and a cap, the girl is wearing a miniskirt and heels, but also wearing a sports windbreaker. They behave cheekily. They sit on chairs and crack seeds.
Boy:
Hey, Maha, do you think Ryabov gave us a report on history?
Young woman:
Why, do you think he dares not to roll?
They laugh stupidly. A young man, Ryabov, comes in, looking like a typical “nerd”:
Young woman:
And go for a walk, come on.
Ryabov:
But we agreed that the three of us would do the report! What should I do now, write a new one for myself?
Boy:
Well, like, if you don’t want to, don’t write. You’ll get a couple... And don’t blather there, otherwise... (shows fist)
The bell rings. The girl opens the door:
Oh, Myshkin... Hello!
Myshkin enters - a healthy guy, about two meters tall.
Well, what do you have here? Ryabov? Why are you here?
Boy:
Yes, he, like, asked for a visit. He says show him some tricks, like self-defense. He's leaving now.
Myshkin:
They say we have a history report coming up, but I can’t sleep in the least.
The guy and the girl look at each other in fear. Ryabov clears his throat, adjusts his glasses, takes a step forward, clearly wants to say something.
Boy(interrupts):
Ryabov, get out of here, whoever you told! Then all the tricks!
Myshkin:
Why is this on your table? Paper? Is there anything printed on it?
He takes it and reads it from the warehouses:
- “Gold of the Scythians.” Oops! History report! I got there successfully! Who dashed off?
Ryabov:
They dashed off! Not only are they good at tricks, they are also real scholars!
Myshkin:
So, I’ll take this, and you, if you’re so smart, will write for yourself! Fuck me, let's go!
Boy:
Ryabov.., a “bad” person, so what have you done? Now I’ll really show you a couple of tricks, but you probably won’t like it.
Young woman:
Now I'm a couple of years old on the history of the house!
Ryabov:
Yeah, why didn’t you stop Myshkin?
Boy:
Yes, he will put me down with one left hand.
Ryabov:
Okay, don’t cry grandpa, don’t cry grandma... I’ll write you another report, but let’s do it for three. How do you like the topic: “Gold Rush” in the Wild West - the reasons for its occurrence?”
Young woman:
Ryabov, dear, sit down and write quickly...
They go backstage.
It turns out Man, this time dragging a Christmas tree (artificial) behind him.
Phew, now we can go home. I'm tired of these incomprehensible things. Look, what are they kicking out! The main thing is not to meet anyone else at the exit from the forest, otherwise I will completely go crazy.
Runs him out Wife:
Oh, Lord, there you are! And I already searched all over the forest for you! I’ll ask Kolobok, then I’ll ask the Heron. A mouse ran by, waved its tail in your direction, and that’s how I came to you. What, you fool, have you been walking around all day?
Man:
Yes, you won’t believe it, maybe I ate something wrong, but your Kolobok and Mouse are no longer the same. Have you noticed anything strange?
Wife:
You understand a lot. What time is it now? Such are the times, such are the tales. Moreover, you probably forgot the saying: “A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for good fellows!” Let's go, poor fellow, he's frozen...
They hug and leave. The final music from the cartoon “Last Year's Snow Was Falling” plays.
