A short script for a woman’s birthday. Cool funny scenes for holidays and feasts, for anniversaries and birthdays
for birthdays, anniversaries and just for holidays
The best impromptu requires careful preparation - organizers of birthdays and anniversaries know this better than anyone. The main task of the festive scenario is to unobtrusively captivate the guests and put them in a good mood. This can be done through fun games that look impromptu, or a serious scenario with a flexible approach.
It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always room for retreats or changes in mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. Noticing in time that the mood of the guests has gone in the wrong direction, stopping a tense situation, diverting attention from a problem that has arisen by chance - that’s what a real organizer is.
The script for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change places in the program, closing random breaks. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rearrange it on the fly, literally between toasts. Guests won’t notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!
Scenarios for anniversary birthdays for women and men
Festive anniversary in nature
If the weather permits, you can spend it in a very original and undoubtedly fun way. Nature encourages a friendly attitude towards everything around you, so games and pranks involving dousing with water, sprinkling with flour, and the like go off with a bang.
You can start your anniversary celebration with a comic congratulation.
Leading
I want to test the mental abilities of the hero of the day. To do this, take an ordinary matchbox. We stick one match into the box and give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday person finds it difficult to answer, he must light the match on the box with his match.
After a few simple questions, the host asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?” The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and sing in chorus “Happy Birthday to you”
Leading
(in the voice of Owl from the cartoon “The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh”). Expensive …. ! Happy Birthday to You! At this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful cord (brings a bucket from which the cord hangs).
The culprit solemnly pulls the cord and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.
Leading
And now I invite everyone present to take part in the “Do you know the hero of the day?” competition. The first guest to answer the question correctly receives candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the most candies will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photograph with a personal autograph and the right to drink with him at the Brotherhood.
Sample list of questions.
1. Name the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, weight at birth.
3. Where did this event take place?
4. What time of day was it.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The birthday boy’s best school friend
8. What kind of education did he receive?
9. Where was the first day of work?
10. When I bought my first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation?
12. Where did you meet your other half?
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather like that day.
15. State the exact age of the children.
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite activity.
19. Favorite books/movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many acres does the dacha plot occupy?
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Car brand.
24. Name of your best friend (girlfriend).
25. Favorite song.
It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although everything depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question; in this case, they are purely symbolic.
This is where we can finish the official part and move on to the wild entertainment part.
For the birthday boy, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.
Joke-raffle “Fun fortune-telling”
Good people, I’ll try to surprise you
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)
We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!
When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!
You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”
You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
Uneven step, dull gaze...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.
If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!
There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!
My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!
This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from the shoes' laces!
So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!
I was chatting here, joking...
Still didn’t please someone
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be dancing for you too...
Scenario for the 55th anniversary (for woman)
Script Lead: Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl!
Today we, in a friendly, cheerful company, in our so-called “banquet hall,” decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.
Why are there so many people?
All my friends have gathered here,
For a well-deserved rest,
They came to congratulate you.
Well, here's two A's for you,
How quickly the years fly by
But for a reason like this
Don't be upset!
Of course it's not 16
And far from 25,
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be sad!
After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's look honestly, from above:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
The bones are overgrown with meat,
Features are rounded:
Lush bust, hip, whatever you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to with your bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
They'll drive anyone crazy!
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.
Leading: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
Director: Dear _______________!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Today please accept our congratulations
We are pleased to congratulate you and wish you
Still work, still dare.
Do not grow old in soul and appearance
Be blooming as before.
Keep the flame of the soul and continue to love.
Be as beautiful as always for you for many years to come.
(A gift is given)
The team sings congratulations to the tune of the song “I'm Standing at a Stop Station” and gives gifts.
Friends and relatives are sitting
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way left behind.
The words are welcoming.
Where are your cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a sign of our attention
Please accept my wishes,
Live many years to the joy of everyone.
May the years be like a blizzard
Everything is turning gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness for you,
Unchanged success,
We wish you great luck many times over.
I wish you excellent health, hope and personal happiness,
May youth never leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all your wishes will come true.
And let there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!
Host: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a glorious anniversary.
So that the fun continues,
I’ll tell everyone: “Pour it!”
I suggest you drink to these wonderful wishes!
Host: You cried when you were born,
And everyone around laughed...
But we really did have a little pensioner.
Leading: A word of congratulations is presented to our pensioners.
1. The hour has come for retirement!
It happens to us once in a lifetime!
2.We came here today
I wish you many years to come,
Please accept Lyubasha from us
Hello pensioners.
3. I worked a lot,
You didn't work in vain,
This is why, dear,
You have been given a pension.
4.Will you stay at home?
You will be bored, grow old,
If you sing in the choir,
You will immediately look younger.
5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
The autumn of life is like frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone without hiding anything:
Every age has its own charm!
6. Our age only brings experience
He doesn't age you at all:
After all, 55 is not autumn for us yet,
But only the velvet season.
7. Don’t be sad and don’t be sad,
There's no going back to those days of old
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to doctors.
8. On this anniversary day, beautiful,
We would like to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Do not know sorrows and grief.
9.And we wish you continued
Not getting old, but getting younger.
Multiply series of fives
Yes, live in abundance
Without despondency and problems,
To be needed always and by everyone.
Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. Based on all of the above, the Council of Pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this you must take an oath.
Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights.
Responsibilities: (on the screen)
Get up, wash. Sit down and eat.
Receive guests
Don't forget your friends.
Put the mash to distill.
Play sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.
Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never grow old
All men like it.
Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)
When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie there.
If I want to, I’ll start drinking.
I'll go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
I love whoever I want.
Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot of things to do!
Presenter: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and give a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave you life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink to the parents of the hero of the day __________________!
Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
So that your wallet is always tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we're talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and shoulder
in family life for her. AND
So, word from the wife of the hero of the day.
How much beauty is there in the world:
Sun, blue sky,
And spring flowers
They can't compare with you.
For many years we walked side by side,
There was everything: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
Old age is already knocking on our door.
We won't let her into the house
Let him walk longer
When he comes again later,
Let him not find us at home.
You are my good one
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with a lot of love.
I give you this song. “I love you to tears” or others.
Thank you for finding words that please and comfort you at the right moment.
I want to drink to the fact that you exist!
Leading: Today telegrams were sent to the hero of the day. Let me read them
Telegrams:
Granny, hello, don't be sad,
The candy is out, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.
Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to a beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
Endowed him with a considerable amount of intelligence.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday boy.
So, let's fill our glasses and drink to the parents of our hero of the day, let them too have fun and pleasure today.
Dear guests! We learned a lot today about the hero of the day, there were a lot of congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him yet. The floor is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.
Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary
Happy thirty year anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate takes them -
Everyone came here today.
We wish you health
And a long life without worries,
Good luck, happiness and luck!
The time has come for big victories!
Let's all fill our glasses and drink to the happiness and health of our birthday boy!
Wow, I see you moved something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter states:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__ Ivan's anniversary is not cancelled.
3. Remember: it didn’t hurt for everyone to have a glass to begin with.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and cannot be returned.
And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.
We congratulate you on this significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends.
We do not give to the birthday boy
No headsets, no rings,
You'll probably receive it warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
I offer the floor to congratulate my friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children’s nursery group “Mouse” has come to your holiday!
Congratulates Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten,
Sends greetings to you, dear,
Junior nursery team.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten the porridge,
We'll take the cups away.
Be healthy Uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise that we will come
To your hundredth anniversary!
Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drop some red into your glasses.
Believe it if you want
Believe it or not if you want it,
There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.
This animal is called “moose”
“It’s been like this for a long time.”
Let “ELK” be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you would like and be able to
So that happiness does not end,
So that you DREAM about good things, so that things succeed
May everything always come true!
We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot,
But now all the strength has begun to blossom.
Let hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May he be full of success!
We don’t want to turn away from it!
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, that there will be a balance of joyful and sad days in your life.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid. During those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mangoes. And again they are in a good mood, again the sun is shining in their souls. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and stormy days, do not forget to take mango fruits. And if you don’t have juice on hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees
For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you that
The soul has not aged over the years.
So that creativity does not leave,
So that the table is wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To make your wife love you more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
May luck not leave you!
Listen, Ivan, this is the thing -
Vodka began to boil in the glasses,
So that she doesn't run out of steam,
We need to sip a little.
For a reason like this
Let's say a small toast.
Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank, so he drinks, as he beat, so he hits.
- Well, thank God, if only he wasn’t sick!
For the health of everyone present!
Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
We had a great time on your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving for the house and the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.
A cool birthday scenario “Everything for you” is intended for celebrating at home with family and friends. Suitable for women of any age and designed for a company of up to 30 people.
Additionally, you need to organize funny congratulations from unexpected guests, gifts from children, and other entertainment - this will help create the right mood for everyone present. Guests and the birthday girl will receive a charge of humor, positive emotions and vivid memories of a fun birthday.
Decor
It is important to pay special attention to decorating the room in which the celebration is planned to create a festive atmosphere. There is a “Happy Birthday” banner hanging on the wall; from photographs of the birthday girl you can make an applique in the form of a number - the age of the hero of the occasion. Guests will be interested to see how the birthday girl has changed with age.
You can entertain your guests with a photo zone, which you can easily make with your own hands. For example, create a wall of paper flowers of different sizes or decorate with balls. You can download a photo zone template on the Internet and make a large-format print.
Music
Plays an important role at any holiday. The repertoire should be thought out in advance, including the tastes of all invited guests. Music helps you get in the mood for the celebration, so it’s best to turn it on as soon as guests arrive. While waiting for latecomers, music lifts the mood.
Props
- 3 helium balloons;
- broom with bow;
- photo frame with a family photo;
- bouquet of flowers;
- medal or cup “The Best Mom”;
- a bag of tasks;
- photo frame size 50x40;
- multi-colored markers.
For Japanese:
- robe;
- wide belt;
- sushi sticks or pencils to do your hair.
Scenario
Leading: Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. And on this day of your birthday, we want to wish you many sunny days, radiant smiles, sincere friends and women's happiness. Be ready to accept congratulations all day long!
Dear guests, the rules of today’s holiday are simple, please read:
1. Put sadness and sadness aside.
2. There is no need to be shy, dance until you drop.
3. Don’t get too drunk, don’t meet under the table, don’t kiss the salad.
4. Raise toasts to the birthday girl more often.
5. Don’t forget to give gifts.
We will punish violators to the fullest extent of the law. Dear guests, today there will be many more wishes addressed to the birthday girl. I know each of you has something to say! I propose to raise the first toast to the birthday girl. Let this day be remembered by you as one of the best, brightest, and most cheerful. We have gathered here for you. Happy birthday!
(Short break for a snack after the first toast)
Leading: Friends, who knows why men drink while standing up to women?
(Guests express their guesses)
Leading: Good options, but in fact, men drink while standing so as not to hear the phrase “Stop, you’ve had enough” from the ladies sitting next to you. So, men, I ask you to stand up and drink to the ladies present here - women friends and relatives of the birthday girl!
Leading: I hope you had time to have a little snack and talk, because now a surprise awaits you. Dear (name), having learned about your birthday, a special guest flew in from a very distant country. He did not fly alone, but with a translator, because he does not speak Russian at all. Are you ready to accept congratulations?
Congratulations from the Japanese
We need two: a Japanese and a translator. It is advisable to change clothes: a robe, a wide belt, and a hairstyle will do. The Japanese man has a broom hidden in his hands - a gift for the birthday girl.
Japanese: Nihau good-natured mare and mare san
Translator: Greetings, dear ladies and gentlemen!
Japanese: Watashi shine a light into Yaponidze's eye.
Translator: I am a representative of the land of the rising sun - Japan.
Japanese: For some reason Pepper's mother is Japanese.
Translator: I came to congratulate (name) on his birthday on behalf of the entire Japanese people.
Japanese: The bast shines, the mare’s dignity cannot be changed.
Translator: I wish you a lot of happiness, good luck, family well-being.
Japanese: Don't show off your snot, don't break the dishes.
Translator: May every day be filled with joy.
Japanese: Fuck the Euro, let the lotus bloom on your head.
Translator: A lot of money in your wallet, pure thoughts in your head.
Japanese: You want autumn.
Translator: I am glad to be present at this wonderful holiday today.
Japanese: Kharya is our Japanese mother.
Translator: On behalf of all Japanese people.
Japanese: I would like to give away this idleness.
Translator: Allow me to present you with this expensive gift.
Japanese: Get rid of whining.
Translator: Let him protect your home from sadness and adversity.
Japanese: Bloom like sakura!
Translator: Happy Birthday!
Leading: I think it’s a very good congratulations. (Name), let's invite the representative of the Japanese state and his assistant to the table, and drink to friendship between peoples!
(Break)
Leading: Here we are all gathered at this table for the sake of our dear birthday girl. Family, friends, and work colleagues are present here. Each of you knows something about (name) that others do not know. It's time to show your cards! Everyone should tell some fact about the birthday girl, starting with the phrase “I know that (name of the birthday girl) ....” For example, I know that (name) is celebrating his birthday today.
(The game begins, during which the guests try to praise the birthday girl as much as possible.)
Leading: Our beloved (name), you have heard so much about yourself, all your secrets have been revealed. Tell me, don’t you regret inviting us? We are ready to make amends with a good toast, it will be said by the eldest representative of your family. Attention, the floor is given to grandmother (grandfather, mother, etc.).
(A toast sounds)
Leading: Today a lot of good wishes have already been made, but a birthday is not only congratulations, but also gifts. Dear, get ready to receive gifts from the people closest to you - your children.
Children prepare gifts in advance, the presentation of which is accompanied by poetry.
Congratulations from the children
***
We will always remain children for you,
There was so much between us.
We'll keep it all
Save the best moments too, mom. (Photo frame with photo)***
To our beloved mother
Only the best flowers.
Always be so beautiful
Let your dreams come true. (Bouquet of flowers)***
Thank you, mom, for everything:
Care, tenderness and love.
Responsible for your words
We are the children of the best mother in the world. (Medal or cup “The best mother”)
Leading: From a very distant and little-known country, the Sopranos came to congratulate the birthday girl, modest chorus girls. They are very shy and worried, let's support them with applause.
Congratulations from fairy-tale heroes
Before leaving, the host distributes a helium balloon to 3 guests. You need to draw in air to make your voice high. The characters perform a song adaptation to the tune of “Here’s someone coming down the hill”:
We came to congratulate you on your birthday
And wish from the bottom of my heart
Good luck, joy, luck
And never lose heart.No matter how many years have passed
Everything is also good (name).
Continue to bloom like a rose
And let your soul sing.Good health and money,
Mutual and great love
And many, many birthdays
Also note young.We sang this song
Without falsehood, imaginary and lies,
And in conclusion they wanted
Say “Bloom, (name), bloom!”
Leading: Today we raised our glasses to the birthday girl. They wished a lot of good things. And to make things more fun, I propose to drink to the guests!
(Pause for snack)
Leading: A holiday is not only about sitting around the table, but also about movement, fun, and laughter. I suggest stretching out a little and dancing.
(Dancing begins)
Leading: Each of you came here to wish (name) a happy birthday, right? But that’s not true! You can't fool the presenter. The presenter knows everything and will bring anyone to clean water. I have in my hands magic cards that can read people's thoughts!
I came to my birthday because...
The host selectively approaches the guests and invites everyone to choose one card on which the true reason for the guest’s presence at the holiday will be written.
1. I wanted to drink for free.
2. It was necessary to hide from my wife/husband.
3. Not a single holiday is complete without me.
4. I have something to say to the birthday girl.
5. The door to my apartment slammed, but the keys remained inside.
6. I want to find my soulmate here.
7. I am a secret agent and collect dirt on everyone.
8. I was forced.
9. The food here is delicious.
10. The birthday girl means a lot to me and I want to share such an event with her.
Leading: Don’t be in a hurry to get bored, let’s continue playing.
Game "Special bag"
The guests are sitting at the table. Music plays, they pass each other a bag with tasks in any order. Whoever the music stops on takes the task out of the bag and completes it. If someone refuses to complete a task, he should make a nice toast. If the guests agree that the toast is good, the bag is passed on.
A birthday is one of the most important holidays for a person, because it is on this day that his birth is celebrated. An unusual, memorable birthday is the best holiday that can be celebrated, and this day is especially decorated with small scenes: they are most often prepared for the birthday person in advance (but there can also be improvisations during the event). A festive evening with scenes, as a rule, is remembered by all guests and the hero of the occasion for a long time, remaining a bright, vivid memory, so they are often used during any celebrations.
To give you an idea of how you can decorate a celebration for the birthday boy, here are several scenes of varying degrees of complexity depending on the plot.
Cool scene “Birthday Doctor”
You will need:
- white robe,
- doctor's glasses,
- scrubs for nurses,
- stethoscope,
- suitcase.
The presenter says that health is one of the important nuances for a person, and there is a wonderful gift for the birthday boy - the Birthday Doctor is ready to help him by providing elite, high-quality medical services completely free of charge in honor of the holiday. Nurses and a doctor come through the door. 
Doctor (speaks broken Russian, so the text has a specific spelling): “How are you feeling, citizens? I have a profession: Birthday Doctor, I understand birthdays, as well as birthday people! At this moment, the nurses smile widely. Afterwards the doctor says: “ I need to examine my patient, come here, girls!” The nurses approach the birthday boy, listen to his pulse and notice that it is rapid. The doctor says that this is a very, very dangerous sign and you will need to listen to your breathing. Nurses place a stethoscope on the “patient’s” chest and listen. The doctor exclaims: “ Oh, you need to measure the patient’s temperature to make a final diagnosis, but in any case, I can heal you!” The nurses immediately kiss the “patient” on the forehead and say that he has a fever and, as one of the symptoms, there is redness of the skin on his face. Doctor: " Now I understand everything completely and irrevocably! The man is sick, but I can heal him, it’s within my power! His diagnosis is acute birthday of the Nth degree(according to the number of years of the birthday person) and there is only one remedy - I’ll get it now, and the patient will recover very quickly. Just trust me, dear, I have an effective medicine!”
The doctor takes out a bottle of alcohol from a suitcase (you can have a cake from a box for non-drinkers). The nurses help give the hero of the day “medicine”, and they can kiss him, and the people around him praise the doctor and rejoice at the healing of the “patient”.
Sketch “Magic and no fraud”
Characters: Magician, Assistant, White Rabbit, Dove. Suits:
The host says that he will make an amazing surprise especially for the hero of the occasion: there will be an invited guest - a magician and wizard of a very high level. The Sorcerer appears with his beautiful Assistant. He holds a box in his hands. The assistant announces: “ I solemnly present to the public the most mysterious and magical illusionist-magician - Mr. Pudvin!” Having bowed, the illusionist places the box on the table. Assistant: " Mr. Pudvin speaks and understands Russian quite poorly, so I will comment on his exciting performances full of magic. Are you ready to see miracles? The assistant at this moment asks the birthday boy to give him something of his own, a small object, such as a watch, and puts it in a box. The sorcerer puts on a mysterious look, reads a spell and makes magical passes with his hands, but absolutely nothing happens - the trick failed.
Assistant with a smile: “ Sorry, we've experienced a minor technical problem. I suppose your watch was expensive, it must have been from a Swiss company?” The illusionist tries, but no magic comes out. The assistant begins to smile even wider and says: “ Wait a little longer, please, comrades, Great Pudvin is not in shape today, sorry for the inconvenience. Or maybe Mr. Birthday boy will try his own powers in the art of magic?” And he invites the hero of the occasion to cast a magic spell, and when he says any invented word, the White Rabbit immediately runs into the hall to funny music and makes funny movements. Assistant: " Yes, Mr. Birthday Boy, you undoubtedly have great abilities in magic, because you managed to perform one of the most difficult acts of an illusionist. Maybe you can say another magic spell? Will you show us all your strength? When the birthday boy says the magic phrase, a Dove immediately “flies” into the hall to the solemn music, “spins” a little (runs in circles around the room) and “flies away” (leaves). Assistant: " Our hero of the occasion undoubtedly has great abilities in magic, so let's applaud him for that! 
So, take a seat with the guests, you have successfully dealt with everything, you even showed us more, and Mr. Magician will try to disenchant your watch for you!” The illusionist fiddles with the box in which the watch was placed and pulls it out along with a large clock (can be a wall clock, or just a good electronic alarm clock with a radio or other device), which was prepared in advance as a gift for the birthday boy. The assistant (possibly together with the Dove and the Rabbit, as well as by agreement with other people for mass participation) congratulates the birthday boy and wishes him unique moments in life, more miracles and the fulfillment of his dreams. Pudwin and Assistant bow. Then the presenter enters the hall and brings with him a saw with the words: “ And now we will show you an incredibly dramatic and dangerous trick - sawing the Assistant" Immediately the Assistant, screaming, runs away in horror.
Sketch about Chicken Ryaba
One of the guests puts on a Ryaba Hen costume (false wings made of cardboard or material, a comb) and puts three boxes in his pocket, which will play the role of three eggs.
Chicken Ryaba: “ I came to wish you a happy birthday and brought a gift. So take not an ordinary egg, but a golden one, it will fulfill your wishes.” You can put money in one box and hand it over with the words: “ Accept the magic papers that your wishes will come true!” In another box you can give a decoration: “ May your life be beautiful!"In the third - candy: " May your life be as sweet as this candy!”
Sketch about Kolobok
The scene requires several characters: Kolobok, Hare, Wolf, Bear, Fox. Kolobok comes out carrying a bouquet of flowers. — I will come to the holiday soon and bring flowers to the birthday boy/girl. Stops the Kolobok Hare: - Give me the flowers, I’ll give them to the bunny, I like them very much. - I won’t give you flowers, Hare. Narvi is better off in the field. And he “rolled” further. Stops Kolobok Wolf: - Wow, what flowers, so beautiful and fragrant, give them to me - I’m just on my way to the she-wolf! - Evil Wolf, I won’t give you the flowers, you won’t receive them, I’m bringing them to the birthday boy. And again he “rolled” further.
Stops Kolobok the Bear: - Can you find a smoke? What is this broom in your hand? Maybe you can give it to me? “I won’t give you the flowers, I won’t give you the flowers, just as I didn’t give them to the Hare and the Wolf!” And you will have no use! He pushes the Bear aside and leaves. The Fox meets on the way: - Kolobok, Kolobok, what is this beautiful bouquet you have? Is this all for me? Come on, let me look and smell the flowers! “I won’t give it to you, just as I won’t give it to the others, because I’m bringing flowers to the birthday boy!” He approaches the main hero of the occasion and says: - I left the Hare, the Wolf, the Fox and the Bear, I outwitted everyone - and here, dear birthday boy, this gift is for you!
Sketch “Little Brownie Kuzya” (birthday greetings for the hostess)
A man with disheveled hair and a beard (can be fake) will play the role of Brownie, and it is best to put a colored shirt on him. The brownie comes up to the Mistress and says: - Hostess, happy birthday! You clean your apartment well and everything is clean. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, may your soul be as clean as your apartment. All the best to you! And he takes out a broom from behind his back: - Accept this as a gift, you can steam (or clean), and I will always keep an eye on your home!
A short scene from the “new Russian”
It is necessary to dress one of the guests in the style of the “new Russian”: a crimson jacket, a gold chain (an imitation of one would also work), rings on the fingers. The character can finger his rosary at this time.
A new Russian comes to the celebrants and says: - Are you having a natural birthday? Oops, I didn’t know, but I have a gift in store here. And he takes out an envelope with money from his pocket: - Here, take it, it will be for you to promote the company. And if someone suddenly comes at you, we can cover you up. Happy birthday, in short!
Congratulations for a girl from the Chukchi
For this scene we need someone who can play the Chukchi. He must be dressed in fur clothes (like the Chukchi ones). “In Chukotka, every walrus knows that a birthday is a good holiday, but may your reindeer always be fed, may there always be plenty of bread and butter, and may there always be enough of everything.” Wait - now I’ll present you with an honorary document! “I’m handing you a document, thanks to which you will be able to hunt any man and shoot at the stronger sex with your eyes!” Happy birthday, though!
Cleaning woman
For this scene, two people are needed - the host who will congratulate the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady. The character of the cleaning lady will need a floor rag, an old worn robe and two identical (preferably) buckets. The skit begins with the host coming to the guests and congratulating the birthday boy with a solemn speech. Then a cleaning lady suddenly appears and begins to wash the floors with a serious look and quietly grumble, saying that there are all sorts of people walking around here, they left a trail, now clean up after them. The presenter sternly addresses the cleaning lady, saying, what are you doing here, what are you allowing yourself to do, how is this possible, here we are celebrating the birthday of one very good and beloved person! The cleaning lady resists for a long time, says that later, later, grumbles indicatively. Then he puts the bucket behind the curtain and says that he will leave, but first he will empty the bucket. Behind the curtain there is a second, pre-prepared bucket with confetti, rain, colored and shiny papers, tinsel, flower petals (you can cut out butterflies from colored paper), which the cleaning lady takes and “pours” onto the birthday boy. At this time, the presenter congratulates him on his birthday and gives him a gift. Any holiday - not just a person’s birthday - can be decorated with a scene that will be the highlight, the pearl of the celebration and will remain in people’s memory for a long time.
A little theatrical performance will always be a beautiful frame for any event, making it more lively and interesting.
After all, most often the atmosphere plays a bigger role than just “indicative” gifts, and first of all, how you present your gift is important (of course, the gift itself is also of great importance, it would be stupid to deny this). Celebrate, make others happy and be happy yourself! Surely some of the scenes given as examples in this article will be useful to you or will inspire you to create new ones. Go for it! In the next video you will find a cool happy birthday scene from 4 girls and 4 guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrkhftqM3bY
If you are organizing a celebration of an anniversary, then you need to prepare well for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. It’s even better if you have a couple of skits that will make guests laugh so hard that they will fall off their chairs. For example, the scene: hu and li is a great option for an anniversary. Hu and Li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. The names alone will cause delight and laughter among guests. And you will find out for yourself what will happen next.
Everyone knows how great it is to get together with a group of friends and sit out in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting for you, there are new impromptu fairy tales for a drunken group of friends for various holidays. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, birthday or just for friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.
How nice it is to sit with friends, drink beer and discuss the latest news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What should you play? Maybe new fairy tale adaptations for drunken company? It is very easy to role-play such fairy tales. You just need to assign roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.
No matter what holiday you celebrate, you always need to organize games and competitions, conduct fun game blocks and even perform fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a play, you need to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? This is where an instant impromptu performance for a cheerful company comes to the rescue, which does not require preparation or rehearsals. You only need to select guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words and that’s it - you can show the skit to the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.
We are all looking forward to the holidays. Delicious food, chic outfits, table conversations - all this is usual. Organizing a fun holiday for your family is not such a difficult task. You can prepare toasts, a lottery, funny scenes for anniversaries. Guests will be happy to participate in the host’s plans and have a good time. And the birthday boy will be absolutely delighted, all attention will be focused on him.
Preparation
In order for everyone to feel the festive mood, you need to dress up and decorate the room in which the celebration will take place. You can do this yourself; it’s very easy to make balloon compositions. If the anniversary is themed, then the props and decorations need to be thought out in advance. Cool scenes for an anniversary do not require expensive costumes and props. Hawaiian parties, pirate festivities, gypsy motifs, and congratulations are very popular. Costumes for scenes can be made from old things, adding purchased headdresses and masks.
Fairytale world
For the hero of the day of any age, you can act out a fragment from everyone’s favorite fairy tale “Cinderella”. Four guests of any gender will be required: a stepmother, a fairy and two sisters. It is better for the presenter to dress up as a fairy; he has the most words. You will need fluffy skirts that can be made from old curtains, hats with feathers and ribbons, shoes - a gift for Cinderella. To make it funny, use galoshes, rubber boots or disposable flip-flops as shoes. It would be good if one of the sisters was played by a man. You need to speak in a nasty, gentle voice. Based on the theme of this fairy tale, you can make funny scenes and diversify them with other characters.
Presenter: “Every woman in this world is a little Cinderella! Her closest relatives: her stepmother and sisters want to congratulate the hero of the day.”
Stepmother: “My dear stepdaughter, I wish you to wash dishes all your life!”
Fairy: “In the most modern dishwasher!”
Sister: “I wish you, beloved sister, to sew your own clothes all your life!”
Fairy: “Together with the world’s most famous fashion designers!”
Second sister: “I wish you never meet a prince on your way!”
Fairy: “And I met a real king!”
Sisters and stepmother present shoes as a gift.
Fairy: “Dear guests, I wish that you and our beloved birthday girl do not have such relatives, and that each of you has a personal fairy fluttering behind your shoulders!”
Flowers and scents
You can congratulate a loved one on their anniversary by organizing a flower ball. Invite your guests to come in bright dresses to create a real bouquet! Each guest participating in the congratulations needs to have wreaths prepared on their heads - colorful and fun. It’s better to do it in several stages. You can make your own wreaths. Buy several types of artificial flowers and glue them to ordinary headbands.
Presenter: “What is this wonderful aroma in the hall? This is our birthday girl blossoming! Tender, beautiful, some bumblebees are always flying around her! A real pampered flower! Her friends, equally blooming and beautiful ladies, came to congratulate her!”
Rose: “Always be like me, beautiful, a little mysterious, slim! Well, if you really need it, release the thorns in full!”
Cornflower: “I’m a simple boy, a mischievous cornflower! If you need help, always reach out. I’ll help you spend your salary, I can do everything at your expense.”
Mac: “It’s fun to just live with me, maybe we can be friends? Let's become - don't spill the water, you'll always be cheerful! Although you’re laughing anyway, you’re just a delightful merry fellow!”
Chamomile: “Be as slender, mischievous charmer! Always be modest, win hearts like me!”
The host brings out a basket of flowers, hands it to the birthday girl and invites her to a waltz with flowers.
Everyone will like these small scenes of congratulations on the anniversary. Funny costumes will add humor.
star Rain
Real stars of the stage will come to congratulate the hero of the day. Find out which singers he likes the most and prepare costumes and props for them. Not everyone can parody famous people, so agree in advance with your guests who can perform and don’t be shy. Cool funny scenes for the anniversary with congratulations from popular performers will turn out to be incendiary, and the dance floor will be crowded. Dress one guest as a pop star, select backup dancers and musicians. The host will announce that unexpected guests have arrived who want to sing a song in honor of the birthday boy. Dressed up guests come onto the stage and make faces in front of the audience to the soundtrack. Such costume scenes for the anniversary, funny, unusual, go off with a bang, especially if the guests have already drunk several glasses!
be healthy
A foreign Doctor of Jubilee Sciences hastens to congratulate the culprit on this anniversary. If you need to congratulate a man, prepare for a female doctor a short white coat, a huge bra, in which you need to put 5 kg of cotton wool or balloons. Two seductive assistants will arrive with the doctor; they also need naughtier costumes. If congratulations are addressed to a woman, you will need a charming half-naked doctor with the same medical brothers. You can buy face masks, gloves, and a children's doctor's kit with all sorts of tools at the pharmacy.
Presenter: “We all know that you can’t buy health even for millions. We must take care of our birthday girl and therefore invited a doctor from a distant country. He will conduct an examination and prescribe medicine.” The doctor and assistants enter to the music.
Doctor: “I find out that there is a hero of the day in this building. A health check is a must."
To ensure that funny scenes at anniversaries go off like clockwork, prepare everything in advance.
The hero of the day is placed on a couch of chairs and examined. You can tickle the birthday boy, listen to his heartbeat, measure his pulse. Assistants also perform manipulations on an imaginary patient.
Doctor: “The patient’s diagnosis is disappointing! We urgently need to take the medicine, the patient is sad!”
Everyone raises their glasses, the host brings a glass to the birthday boy.
Doctor: “Let's drink to my patient! He is not sick at all, but as healthy as a bull! I recommend gathering here every year and having fun! Then no disease will frighten my patient!”
The guests drink to the health of the hero of the day. Cool scenes at doctors' anniversaries will be especially relevant.
Capture
You can congratulate the birthday person in an exciting and frightening way. Two guests dressed as terrorists burst into the hall. grenades, pistols, stockings on the head - and the images of bandits are ready.
Terrorists: “What a rich crowd! Let’s take the most contented one hostage!”
The terrorists grab the hero of the day, put him on a chair and handcuff him.
Terrorist: “Take off all the jewelry, put the money in the bag. Otherwise, now we’ll take the birthday boy with us, and you’ll have to go home.”
Host: “What do you need from us? We are celebrating the holiday!
Terrorist: “Everyone stay in their places. Now slowly raise your glasses and quickly drink to the bottom. Then I will let your birthday boy go!”
The guests drink and the hostage is released. But on condition that he dances and drinks with the bandits.
Have fun from the heart
Cool mini-scenes for an anniversary need to be thought out to the smallest detail. Words for guests who participate in the skit should be easy and memorable. Choosing costumes is not that difficult.
Be sure to arrange funny scenes at anniversaries. After all, just sitting at the table can sometimes be so boring.
