Cool happy birthday greetings to a woman in scenes. A collection of funny skits for a man's anniversary
Holiday. Anyone who hears this word involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays boil down to drinking, fighting and screaming. Having a fun and interesting anniversary is not that difficult. Especially when it comes to a woman’s birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives simply deserve a grand celebration. Apply a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.
Preparation
The holiday scenario needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet of paper, and the props must be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. You don't have to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an inspection of your own home; usually everything you need is easily found there. Every competition, skit, and congratulations on a woman’s anniversary should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste. When choosing a theme for the holiday, take into account the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to play and “laugh” at their professional activities. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will stay out of the way and have fun!
30 years old is the best age
Three decades is the most wonderful age. The girl is beautiful, smart, and not so naive anymore. Give the hero of the day a piece of the east. The Shah, the oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovich, will congratulate her on this birthday! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, and props for black servants. Give all men present the task of coming up with a compliment for the hero of the day. For the servants, pull black stockings over their heads, put on beads, flower wreaths, straw skirts - whatever you can think of for the look. Wide robes and turbans are also suitable. Invite any male guest, preferably a relaxed one, to play the role of Shah. Dress him up in a chic outfit, a turban, and put family polka-dot panties on his clothes as props!
A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 30th birthday will begin with the culprit being carried into the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves walk around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and lower the hero of the day onto the floor under her white little hands. The presenter begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, the delicate flower of the Arabian tree! The Shah himself and the ruler of the land of camels came to congratulate you! Lower your bottomless aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations!” To make it funnier, the Shah speaks an incomprehensible gibberish language. The presenter asks to invite an interpreter. Give one of the guests the words written on a piece of paper in advance, and let him read them as a translator.
"You broke my heart,
I will marry you!
A 33rd wife never hurts!
Gather your family, I'm loading you on a camel,
And we’ll go to heaven to me on a loaded ship!”
Presenter: “Now the Shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and marriage proposal!” The Shah begins to perform a dance with elements of striptease to oriental music. Having thrown off his prop attire, he remains in his family's polka-dot shorts.
Now the host asks each male guest to come out and, kissing the birthday girl’s hand, say his compliment as a congratulation.
35 - there’s nowhere to get such a beauty
The hero of the day is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the wrinkles and extra folds that have appeared. Remind her how attractive she is: men still pay attention to a young girl. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 35th birthday will take place on Olympus. Dress up your guests as the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns and halos to the head, and dress the child as Cupid.
The presenter addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that according to your horoscope you are a Goddess! And your relatives came down from Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish you to always remain as incomparable!”
The birthday girl can also be dressed in a white sheet.
Presenter: “Now we know that little ... (name) did not cry as a child, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphorus figurine. She is a Goddess! The secret is revealed, now everyone understands why everything in life works out better for her than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let’s all raise our glasses and take turns telling our Goddess one good parting word!”
Guests raise their glasses and say what they want (goodness, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their words on a small piece of paper. The host prepares a beautiful box in advance, where the wishes are stored. Then he presents this gift to the hero of the day: “Each guest shared something secret with you, just as you illuminate this hall with your light.”
Zeus invites the birthday girl to dance.
Presenter: “Today Hercules himself came down to us to congratulate you on the holiday!” Everyone will love this scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool moments will come from the appearance of a new hero. The role of Hercules should be the frailest and thinnest guest you can find!
“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength!” Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Presenter: “Now Hercules will break the steel chain right before your eyes.” Hercules pretends to exert superhuman strength and breaks the thread.
Presenter: “Hercules will lift 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” The pre-prepared can says “5 tons.” Hercules lifts weights and receives applause!
The scene is a little sentimental, but the guests will still have fun.
Berry
Everyone knows the expression “At 45, the woman is a berry again!” Under this motto, a congratulations sketch will be held on the anniversary of a woman turning 45! You will need attributes for berry and fruit costumes. Congratulatory words will be spoken by guests dressed in raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, cherry, blueberry, and watermelon costumes. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, a mask, a bright scarf, a hat, or an accessory will be enough. It will be funny if half the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.
Presenter: “Today her berry friends came to congratulate the birthday girl! Just as young, beautiful and stylish!” Dressed up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. The sketch begins with congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the release of cherries.
“Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,
Bright, sweet and beautiful!
So that everyone wants you
And they looked enviously!”
Strawberry:
“I wish you happiness, juicy like me!
To have a lot of money
So that there is a broom outside the door.
Banknotes you will take revenge on them
And take it to the piggy bank!”
“How many bones are there in me -
I wish you so many diamonds!
Place them in boxes,
Shine through life and shine!”
“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is that I am healthy!
So that you will always be like me
Both beautiful and necessary
Could cure a cold
And to amuse the children!”
Half my life
A congratulations sketch for a woman's 50th birthday should be funny and musical! The best solution is congratulations from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long, bright skirts for the guests to wear, and shirts for the men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and pieces of fabric, gathered with elastic. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Choose energetic music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and fiery scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool costumes will complement the picture, and a bear coming out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will create a sensation!
Gypsies surround the birthday girl and dance around her. An old gypsy woman comes out with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do this in a veiled form so that only she understands!
Pirates attack
Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always turns out funny and interesting. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 55th birthday will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, souvenir, or box of chocolates.
You can ask children for pirate paraphernalia: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. A congratulations sketch for a woman’s anniversary will be full of adventure. Place the birthday girl on a chair and put her in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete comic pirate tasks in order to free the hero of the holiday.
Tasks
Exercise 1
The guest and the pirate compete to see who can drink a glass of rum the fastest! Of course, you can pour lemonade into a glass.
Task 2
Now the talent competition. The pirate and the guest dance a fiery dance or sing karaoke.
Task 3
One of the pirates and a guest show their athletic abilities: they do push-ups, squats, jump rope, whoever does it longer.
After all the tasks have been completed, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink to her health.
Grandfather's wife
A congratulations scene for a woman's 60th birthday can be done in a fairy-tale style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy-tale characters will come to congratulate her. More familiar and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The host explains to the hero of the day that uninvited guests have come to her and want to give her gifts. Guests dressed up as fairy-tale characters enter.
Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing but a woman, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me!” It will be boring - come and visit us, we’ll throw some seagulls and fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden to fetch your granddaughters!” Next, Baba Yaga hands over keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.
Koschey: “Actually, I was flying to get married!” But since it’s your anniversary here, I’ll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow!” Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!
Have fun from the heart
Do not spend the holidays boringly, without competitions and jokes! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any sketch of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary will be remembered by her for the rest of her life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and don’t lose
A cool birthday scenario “Everything for you” is intended for celebrating at home with family and friends. Suitable for women of any age and designed for a company of up to 30 people.
Additionally, you need to organize funny congratulations from unexpected guests, gifts from children, and other entertainment - this will help create the right mood for everyone present. Guests and the birthday girl will receive a charge of humor, positive emotions and vivid memories of a fun birthday.
Decor
It is important to pay special attention to decorating the room in which the celebration is planned to create a festive atmosphere. There is a “Happy Birthday” banner hanging on the wall; from photographs of the birthday girl you can make an applique in the form of a number - the age of the hero of the occasion. Guests will be interested to see how the birthday girl has changed with age.
You can entertain your guests with a photo zone, which you can easily make with your own hands. For example, create a wall of paper flowers of different sizes or decorate with balls. You can download a photo zone template on the Internet and make a large-format print.
Music
Plays an important role at any holiday. The repertoire should be thought out in advance, including the tastes of all invited guests. Music helps you get in the mood for the celebration, so it’s best to turn it on as soon as guests arrive. While waiting for latecomers, music lifts the mood.
Props
- 3 helium balloons;
- broom with bow;
- photo frame with a family photo;
- bouquet of flowers;
- medal or cup “The Best Mom”;
- a bag of tasks;
- photo frame size 50x40;
- multi-colored markers.
For Japanese:
- robe;
- wide belt;
- sushi sticks or pencils to do your hair.
Scenario
Leading: Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. And on this day of your birthday, we want to wish you many sunny days, radiant smiles, sincere friends and women's happiness. Be ready to accept congratulations all day long!
Dear guests, the rules of today’s holiday are simple, please read:
1. Put sadness and sadness aside.
2. There is no need to be shy, dance until you drop.
3. Don’t get too drunk, don’t meet under the table, don’t kiss the salad.
4. Raise toasts to the birthday girl more often.
5. Don’t forget to give gifts.
We will punish violators to the fullest extent of the law. Dear guests, today there will be many more wishes addressed to the birthday girl. I know each of you has something to say! I propose to raise the first toast to the birthday girl. Let this day be remembered by you as one of the best, brightest, most cheerful. We have gathered here for you. Happy birthday!
(Short break for a snack after the first toast)
Leading: Friends, who knows why men drink to women while standing?
(Guests express their guesses)
Leading: Good options, but in fact, men drink while standing so as not to hear the phrase “Stop, you’ve had enough” from the ladies sitting next to you. So, men, I ask you to stand up and drink to the ladies present here - women friends and relatives of the birthday girl!
Leading: I hope you had time to have a little snack and talk, because now a surprise awaits you. Dear (name), having learned about your birthday, a special guest flew in from a very distant country. He did not fly alone, but with a translator, because he does not speak Russian at all. Are you ready to accept congratulations?
Congratulations from the Japanese
We need two: a Japanese and a translator. It is advisable to change clothes: a robe, a wide belt, and a hairstyle will do. The Japanese man has a broom hidden in his hands - a gift for the birthday girl.
Japanese: Nihau good-natured mare and mare san
Translator: Greetings, dear ladies and gentlemen!
Japanese: Watashi shine a light into Yaponidze's eye.
Translator: I am a representative of the land of the rising sun - Japan.
Japanese: For some reason Pepper's mother is Japanese.
Translator: I came to congratulate (name) on his birthday on behalf of the entire Japanese people.
Japanese: The bast shines, the mare’s dignity cannot be changed.
Translator: I wish you a lot of happiness, good luck, family well-being.
Japanese: Don't show off your snot, don't break the dishes.
Translator: May every day be filled with joy.
Japanese: Fuck the Euro, let the lotus bloom on your head.
Translator: A lot of money in your wallet, pure thoughts in your head.
Japanese: You want autumn.
Translator: I am glad to be present at this wonderful holiday today.
Japanese: Kharya is our Japanese mother.
Translator: On behalf of all Japanese people.
Japanese: I would like to give away this idleness.
Translator: Allow me to present you with this expensive gift.
Japanese: Get rid of whining.
Translator: Let him protect your home from sadness and adversity.
Japanese: Bloom like sakura!
Translator: Happy Birthday!
Leading: I think it’s a very good congratulations. (Name), let's invite the representative of the Japanese state and his assistant to the table, and drink to friendship between peoples!
(Break)
Leading: Here we are all gathered at this table for the sake of our dear birthday girl. Family, friends, and work colleagues are present here. Each of you knows something about (name) that others do not know. It's time to show your cards! Everyone should tell some fact about the birthday girl, starting with the phrase “I know that (name of the birthday girl) ....” For example, I know that (name) is celebrating his birthday today.
(The game begins, during which the guests try to praise the birthday girl as much as possible.)
Leading: Our beloved (name), you have heard so much about yourself, all your secrets have been revealed. Tell me, don’t you regret inviting us? We are ready to make amends with a good toast, it will be said by the eldest representative of your family. Attention, the floor is given to grandmother (grandfather, mother, etc.).
(A toast sounds)
Leading: Today a lot of good wishes have already been made, but a birthday is not only congratulations, but also gifts. Dear, get ready to receive gifts from the people closest to you - your children.
Children prepare gifts in advance, the presentation of which is accompanied by poetry.
Congratulations from the children
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We will always remain children for you,
There was so much between us.
We'll keep it all
Save the best moments too, mom. (Photo frame with photo)***
To our beloved mother
Only the best flowers.
Always be so beautiful
Let your dreams come true. (Bouquet of flowers)***
Thank you, mommy, for everything:
Care, tenderness and love.
Responsible for your words
We are the children of the best mother in the world. (Medal or cup “The best mother”)
Leading: From a very distant and little-known country, the Sopranos came to congratulate the birthday girl, modest chorus girls. They are very shy and worried, let's support them with applause.
Congratulations from fairy-tale heroes
Before leaving, the host distributes a helium balloon to 3 guests. You need to draw in air to make your voice high. The characters perform a song adaptation to the tune of “Here’s someone coming down the hill”:
We came to congratulate you on your birthday
And wish from the bottom of my heart
Good luck, joy, luck
And never lose heart.No matter how many years have passed
Everything is also good (name).
Continue to bloom like a rose
And let your soul sing.Good health and money,
Mutual and great love
And many, many birthdays
Also note young.We sang this song
Without falsehood, imaginary and lies,
And in conclusion they wanted
Say “Bloom, (name), bloom!”
Leading: Today we raised our glasses to the birthday girl. They wished a lot of good things. And to make things more fun, I propose to drink to the guests!
(Pause for snack)
Leading: A holiday is not only about sitting around the table, but also about movement, fun, and laughter. I suggest stretching out a little and dancing.
(Dancing begins)
Leading: Each of you came here to wish (name) a happy birthday, right? But that’s not true! You can't fool the presenter. The presenter knows everything and will bring anyone to clean water. I have in my hands magic cards that can read people's thoughts!
I came to my birthday because...
The host selectively approaches the guests and invites everyone to choose one card on which the true reason for the guest’s presence at the holiday will be written.
1. I wanted to drink for free.
2. It was necessary to hide from my wife/husband.
3. Not a single holiday is complete without me.
4. I have something to say to the birthday girl.
5. The door to my apartment slammed, but the keys remained inside.
6. I want to find my soulmate here.
7. I am a secret agent and collect dirt on everyone.
8. I was forced.
9. The food here is delicious.
10. The birthday girl means a lot to me and I want to share such an event with her.
Leading: Don’t be in a hurry to get bored, let’s continue playing.
Game "Special bag"
The guests are sitting at the table. Music plays, they pass each other a bag with tasks in any order. Whoever the music stops on takes the task out of the bag and completes it. If someone refuses to complete a task, he should make a nice toast. If the guests agree that the toast is good, the bag is passed on.
“Birthday is a holiday of childhood” - words from a popular song by Igor Nikolaev, which very accurately describe the attitude of most people towards this event. Many would probably like to return, at least for a moment, to that wonderful time when it is impossible to contain the delight from the anticipation of fabulous surprises and gifts. So why not create the right mood for a loved one by coming up with an interesting scenario and a variety of options? A woman will love such a surprise. After all, representatives of the fair sex always remain children at heart.
Long live surprise!
The hero of the occasion will certainly remember the holiday if her guests show imagination and prepare an unusual congratulation together. The tone of unbridled fun will be set from the first minutes. The main thing is to agree in advance and stage your appearance. Costume and musical gags work flawlessly.
For a woman’s birthday, you can give her a performance by a gypsy group, for example. Entering guests with cheerful songs and dances will not leave the newborn indifferent. Moreover, it is not necessary to dress completely in gypsy outfits. A flower in the hair or a bright shawl will be enough for women. Men will be decorated with enthusiasm and fun. Children's tambourines and rattles can serve as musical instruments. If the birthday is celebrated in a cafe or restaurant, you can get together earlier and greet the culprit with the old majestic song “Our dear one has come to us.”
The celebration, held in the summer in the lap of nature, makes it possible to give the newborn a little exotic. A Hawaiian-style musical gathering will, of course, require preparation. You will need to make head wreaths and flower necklaces in advance. For the musical accompaniment of the performance, use the national Hawaiian melody, and instead of traditional instruments, you can again use baby rattles. But how beautiful it will be and will be remembered for a long time.
Entertainment and jokes for a woman’s birthday - script
Fun games, competitions and skits will help you escape the ordinary and create a special festive atmosphere. However, when preparing, you should remember that humor should not be offensive. You can't let a bad joke ruin everyone's holiday.
You can start the entertaining part of the celebration with the quiz “How well do you know the newborn?” Those who take on the role of host will have to prepare and draw up a list of questions for the guests, based on facts from the biography and preferences of the hero of the occasion. For example, where you studied, what specialty you have, what your hobbies are, what kind of vacation you prefer, your favorite color, your favorite dish, and the like. The guest who gives the most correct answers receives a prize.
Screen Star
A good continuation of the holiday would be a congratulation in the style of a film festival.
The presenter approaches the hero of the occasion and makes a speech similar to the introduction of a film award nominee: “I would like to present to the attention of the audience the heroine of such popular films as “Girls”, “Friends”, “Once More About Love”. The guests greet the “star” with thunderous applause. The presenter continues: “The talent of our beloved (name) is undeniable, so the plan for filming many interesting films in which she will shine has already been approved at the top. The schedule is tight and planned for many decades in advance. And we can only wish (name) good luck and great creative success on this difficult but interesting path.”
These funny birthday greetings (jokes) are suitable for a woman of any age. You just need to use your imagination and add movie titles that will suit the moment.
Magic to help
After the official toasts and greetings, you can joke a little and play funny sorcerers.
For the hero of the occasion, all guests write on pieces of paper for the next year. Then they put their birthday wishes and jokes into a pre-prepared and beautifully decorated box. A woman with humor will be interested to know what the mischievous fate has prepared through her friends.
Fortune telling using chocolate eggs with a toy inside will also be an interesting way of predicting and will show what is in store for the hostess of the holiday. You will need to buy several of these sweets, fortunately now manufacturers offer them with a variety of toys. Candies with cars, airplanes, motorcycles, and boats are suitable. All chocolate eggs are placed in a basket and covered with a towel. The newborn is asked to choose one by touch. The toy inside will indicate an upcoming acquisition. Fortune telling on the remaining eggs can be continued by family members or friends of the hero of the occasion. These funny jokes will lift everyone's spirits. For a woman’s birthday, just like a man, you can prepare a similar surprise.
Who will give the best praise?
A competition with this name will be a pleasant surprise for the birthday girl. The guests' task will be to describe the hero of the occasion in one word. For example, one calls her beautiful, another calls her smart, a third calls her cute, and so on. You can’t repeat yourself, the one who made a blunder is out of the game. The competition continues until the last participant. He is the winner and will receive a prize.
Jokes for a woman's birthday - short scenes
General fun will be provided by comic performances with the participation of all those present.
For example, you can imagine that the guests are doctors who helped the hostess of the holiday to be born. Now they have to assess her condition. Check appearance and reflexes. When the roles of the medical personnel and the words on the prepared cards are distributed, the presenter, as the chief physician (hereinafter referred to as the Chief Physician), begins the survey:
“What is the newborn’s pulse?”
Sister No. 1: “Joyful, with bursts of delight!”
GV: “What is the reaction of the pupils?”
Doctor No. 1: “Glowing with happiness!”
Sister No. 2: “Yes! Sometimes he sings songs, sometimes he laughs!”
GV: “Are the limbs normal?”
Doctor No. 2: “Even better, I’ve already chosen a shorter skirt!”
GV: “Is your hearing normal?”
Doctor #3: “He listens when he wants!”
GV: “Your sense of smell won’t let you down?”
Sister No. 3: “Keeps her nose to the wind and always in the direction of luck!”
GV: “What is your colleague’s conclusion?”
Everyone answers in unison: “She’s perfect, thanks to her parents!”
Everyone raises their glasses and toasts their parents.
Mom is our everything
There are also some nice jokes for older audiences. aged children and grandchildren can prepare. The well-known “train” dance will bring pleasure to both adults and children. The hostess of the holiday will portray a locomotive, and relatives and friends will line up behind her in trailers, holding the waist of the person in front. The family train will begin its journey to cheerful music. The task of the “locomotive” is to change speed and suddenly brake. The cars will occasionally lose traction and collide, leading to general fun. However, this scene requires a lot of space. Therefore, such jokes are suitable for celebrating outdoors or in a restaurant.
For a woman’s birthday who celebrates it at home, the “Loaf” scene is more suitable.
Children and grandchildren join hands and dance around the hero of the occasion, singing an old song with the words: “How on (name’s) name day we baked a loaf. Loaf, loaf, choose whoever you want.”
The hostess of the holiday answers: “I love, of course, everyone, but (the name of one of the round dance participants) more than anyone.” So, while the round dance is going on, the birthday girl takes each of the participants in turn to her center and tells him how much she loves him.
Return surprise
The hero of the occasion must also show imagination and surprise her guests with a surprise.
Comic videos or slideshows compiled from a common archive are also suitable. And members of her family or a couple of close friends can help prepare these for her birthday for a woman who does not have the skills to work with the appropriate computer programs.
The guests will be equally interested in a collage of photographs reflecting the history of spending time together with humorous comments. It won’t be difficult to make; you only need whatman paper, a supply of printed photographs, imagination and humor.
Nothing “accelerates” a celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is advisable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will lift the spirits of both the participants and the audience, and will also keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming soggy. In addition, guests will feel more involved and involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not bother guests; it is better that it be a small, easy, unobtrusive adventure.
In this section of the site you can find holiday scenes, aimed at women, men and children. The scenes we collect are often updated and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can choose anniversary scene an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!
08 Jun 2012
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!
08 Jun 2012
A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!
Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below
02 Jun 2012
Leading:
Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!
(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")
Read on for the continuation of this scene.
27 May 2012
(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):
We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaks):
Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!
Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.
26 May 2012
(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or guitar):
Flower:
The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!
... continuation of the funny scene read on
13 Apr 2012
There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.
06 Apr 2012
05 Apr 2012
Presenter:
Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!
(two men with helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only he had mountains of gold”)
Several cool, funny skits that will help you amuse any audience.
"MISUNDERSTANDING" SCENE FOR TWO.
She: Hello!
Him: Hello!
She: What are you talking about?
Him: I carry different things.
She: Awkward? Why are they awkward?
Him: You yourself are absurd, as I can see. I carry different things. Different! Understood? Here, I bring chalk.
She: What did you fail?
Him: Leave me alone!
She: But you say “failed.” What did you fail?
Him: I’m bringing chalk!!! You need to listen. I'm carrying chalk. Mishka. He will need it.
She: Well, if his wife gets it for him, why are you talking about it?
Him: Wife? Which wife? Is this Mishka’s wife? Oh, you joker! I said: “He’ll have to.” It will be necessary, that is.
She: That's it!
Him: And I also have good news for Mishka: I found the brand that he had been looking for for so long.
She: Tamarka?
She: And nothing? Cute?
Him: Beautiful. So green.
She: Wait, wait... Is that her hair, green or something?
Him: Who has hair?
She: Yes, at Tamarka!
Him: Which Tamarka?
She: Well, you said it yourself: “Tamarka was found...”
Him: Ta! Mark! The brand, you know, that Mishka has been looking for for a long time. There's an arch drawn there!
She: Yeah! After all, Tamarka is drawn! Drawn, right? That's what I would say.
Him: Get rid of your Tamarka, you stupid head! The arch is drawn there! Arch! Can't you even understand this? I have no time!
She: Bye! Be careful not to lose your awkward things.
Him: Fuck you!
She: Yes! Stop, stop!
Him: Well, what else?
She: Say hello.
She: Knows who: Tamarka, Mishka and Mishka’s wife!
FUNNY SKETCH ABOUT SCHOOL
Teacher: Smirnov, go to the board, write down and analyze the sentence.
Student Smirnov comes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates, and the student writes down: “Dad went to the garage?”
Teacher: Ready? We are listening to you.
Smirnov: Dad is the subject, gone is the predicate, going to the garage is the preposition.
Teacher: Guys, who can come up with a sentence with homogeneous members?
Student Tyulkina raises her hand.
Teacher: Please, Tyulkina.
Tyulkina: There were no trees, bushes, or grass in the forest.
Teacher: Sobakin, come up with a sentence with the numeral “three?”.
Student Sobakin: My mother works at a KNITTING factory.
Teacher: Rubashkin, go to the board and write down the sentence.
Teacher: The guys caught butterflies with nets.
Rubashkin writes: The guys were catching butterflies with glasses.
Teacher: Rubashkin, why are you so inattentive?
Rubashkin: What?
Teacher: Where have you seen bespectacled butterflies?
Teacher: Meshkov, what part of speech is the word dryish??
Student Meshkov stood up and remained silent for a long time.
Teacher: Well, think about it, Meshkov, what question does this word answer?
Meshkov: What kind? Dryish!
Teacher: Antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning. For example, fat - thin, cry - laugh, day - night. Petushkov, now give me your example.
Student Petushkov: Cat - dog.
Teacher: What does a cat and a dog have to do with it??
Petushkov: Well, how about that? They are opposites and often fight with each other.
Teacher: Sidorov, why do you eat apples in class?
Sidorov: It’s a pity to waste time during recess!
Teacher: Stop it now! By the way, why weren't you at school yesterday?
Disciple Sidorov: My older brother fell ill.
Teacher: What do you have to do with it?
Sidorov: And I rode his bike!
Teacher: Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
Sidorov: And the day after tomorrow?
Teacher: Sushkina, come up with a sentence with an appeal.
Sushkina: Mary Ivanna, call!
ANNOYING CONSULTANT.
BUYER: Tell me, do you have a book? 100 Great Idols of the 20th Century??
CONSULTANT: She's been gone for a long time
BUYER: HUH? WE SPEAK RUSSIAN with Marina Koroleva??
CONSULTANT: No. But can I recommend? Dahl's EXPLANATORY DICTIONARY?
BUYER: I'm not interested. Is there a book? French??
CONSULTANT: There is no such thing
BUYER: Eh? TWILIGHT? for my daughter?
CONSULTANT: No either.
BUYER: Huh?
CONSULTANT: (interrupts) Do you have a book? How to leave the consultant and look for books yourself?
SKETCH ABOUT SCHOOL
Ivanov: Where are you going?
Sidorkin: I’ll quit algebra! They will ask me, but I am not ready.
Ivanov: Come on! They ask those who have it written all over their faces: “I’m not ready!?”
Sidorkin: You see!
Ivanov: So you have to act as if you are ready! Autotraining!
Sidorkin: What?
Ivanov: Self-hypnosis! Repeat after me: I’m all ready for algebra!
Sidorkin: I’m all ready for algebra
Ivanov: I completed my homework!
Sidorkin: I did my homework
Ivanov: All three problems and five exercises!
Sidorkin: All three problems and five exercises! How many???
Ivanov: Don't get distracted
During auto-training, they did not notice how the teacher entered the class.
Teacher: Sidorkin, what do I hear, are you ready for the lesson?!! Go to the board.
Sidorkin confidently walks towards the board.
Sidorkin: I’m all ready for algebra! I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: Well, write exercise 87 on the board
Sidorkin: I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: I don’t understand anything! Show me your notebook!
Sidorkin carries a notebook. The teacher is watching.
Teacher: Sidorkin, Sidorkin! And how confidently he walked... Two! Sit down.
Sidorkin and Ivanov are sitting at a desk. There is a premonition of trouble on Sidorkin’s face.
Sidorkin: Eh, at home they’ll ask: “How was it at school?” - And I'm screwed.
Ivanov: We need auto-training. Repeat after me: I’m doing great in algebra! And good in physics! The glass broke on its own during recess!
Sidorkin: now I’ll hit you with an auto-trained hand
