Cool statuses about vacation. Statuses about vacation

The time has come to surrender to him
And enjoy this happiness.
How long have I been waiting for him?
Through the winter nights she called.
I dreamed about him in my sleep.
And finally he appeared.
He is like a pass into the world of desires
My long-awaited summer vacation!!!

Summer, sun, sea, beach,
Children, bags, husband, luggage,
Room, bed, shower, hubbub...
Whether there was a vacation - you’ll understand!

The desired time has come.
You, like a boy, shout: “Hurray!”
The rhythm of everyday work is forgotten,
And the sea tenderly beckons.
Both mountains and forests are calling,
And the wonders of distant wanderings.
What will you choose: hiking, cruise?
Let there be a surprise every day.

The working year is over,
Vacation, vacation is coming!
I'm going, I'm going, friends,
To the sea, brothers, I'm going!
I will sunbathe, swim
And indulge in fun,
I'll drink wine in the evening
I will conquer all the mountaineers.
I will dance Lezginka for them,
I’ll raise my eyebrow languidly,
And then I’ll walk in Kalinka,
I will enchant their souls!
Minutes are counted
Here is the station, the carriage and me...
I'm going, I'm going, friends,
To the sea, brothers, I'm going!

Vacation is a real salvation
From the crazy carousel of vanity!
Every day is just Sundays,
And you are your own boss!
Fly away to enjoy freedom,
Take a break from hard work.
Congratulations! And we must admit
We're a little jealous of you!

And summer smells like barbecue smoke,
Raspberry, sea, pouring rain,
Ripe cherries, sunscreen...
And the vacation we are waiting for!

Here comes the rest before you
I opened with joy
Take some money with you
Good job you did!
Relax, have fun,
And forget work
Don't be angry with your boss
Cares fly away!
On the sand, on the rocks,
Well, if on a chair -
Only in the hall by candlelight
To rest!
And also - scream, frolic,
Forget the embarrassment.
So that the days all fly by
Like one moment!

I'm on vacation! Hooray! Hooray!
Down with work and worries!
This morning
I breathe the smell of freedom.

I have nowhere to rush anymore
I'm happy and satisfied with myself!
I am free to live, love, sin...
Ah, vacation, I deserve you!

We will sing with you, believe me!
Let's see the sea and open spaces -
Just give me more,
Better yet, give it a little head start!

Pack your suitcase quickly
Fly to the ends of the world.
You have been given leave for this.
Walk until dawn.
Can you rustle at home?
And smell at the dacha, -
In short, it’s useful to decide
Various tasks.

Only a week until vacation...
Dreams of the beach and the sea...
Ticket purchased in April
And now it’s time to go on vacation soon!
And there is swimming and beaches,
Tanning, selling corn...
And the eternal sea guards
Terribly slippery jellyfish!
Then holiday romances,
Moonlit boat rides...
And new, crazy plans
After wine, martini, vodka...
I wish the week would end sooner
May this turn into truth!
I've been dreaming since the end of April,
May this all come true!

Vacation is a happy time
Throw away your work cell phone
Release your daily burden
And forget about the alarm clock!
And enjoying the freedom
Having forgotten everything that is not nice -
Go back to work again
Work hard with renewed vigor!
Don't forget, colleague
Friendship is the strongest thread!
Bring us this bliss
A sign - well, at least a magnet!

Well, you're lucky - tomorrow you go on vacation,
You will rush off to warmer lands.
It's like you got a pass to heaven,
And soar, happiness is not hidden.

Tomorrow to the sea, where the sand turns white,
The train will take you there in the morning.
Where there are a lot of fruits ripening in the sun,
Helping you beat the heat.

Leaving the workplace
Inconsolable tired colleagues,
Remember - holidays are a wonderful time,
But it has not come for everyone!
We wish you to have fun,
Enjoy yourself, don't live by the clock!
Inspired to return to work,
Passing the baton to us!
We will be waiting for you from your absence
Stand like a rock at work!
Maybe even sharpeners and pens
We won’t take it off your table!

You saved some money
We know, don't hide.
You worked as hard as you could,
So, have fun.
Take a year off,
So that later in winter,
They listened with their mouths open,
We are talking about your vacation.

Vacation is an event, brother,
That you need to drink it only while standing.
Make all your dreams come true with interest,
To return home rested.

Let it be a reward for the hard worker,
Let all the troubles be forgotten
Both at work and at home with my wife.
I drink to your well-deserved rest.

New countries and new faces,
The time has come to have fun from the heart.
What kind of event is this?
A welcome vacation in the fall.

The pre-vacation yearnings are forgotten.
Adventures await you just outside your doorstep.
The backpack is packed, and the road beckons.
May an angel protect you on your journey.

Let's wait for the vacationers
The suitcase is ready!!!
What are we taking? Probably Coke!!!
And a swimsuit, a radio!!!
And an inflatable mattress!!!
Let's swim with you!!!
I also take a tent,
May you sleep softly and sweetly in it!!!
Cooker and refrigerator!!!
Definitely a cell phone!!!
And glasses, and cream, and shorts -
We conquer resorts!!!
It’s hard for me with a backpack...
I placed my entire house...

May your holiday be great,
So that everyone around gasps!
Enchanting and beautiful,
With a bunch of affectionate friends.
We will celebrate the event
And, although envy gnaws at us,
We'll meet in person in a month,
To listen to your story.

The most awaited vacation is coming soon!
You're lucky - a bright holiday is nearby, waiting!
You will go to distant countries -
Let a fast plane deliver
You to the seas and blue oceans,
Where the white sand lies,
In the morning - transparent fogs await,
And fresh juice from ripe fruits!

Congratulations on your vacation, great holiday,
Let there be enough money for a big cruise,
Companies are fighting for your person,
They offer discounts every day - surprise!
May the vacation give you unlimited pleasures,
Romantic meetings, sighs until dawn,
Exotic countries, beaches, awards,
Let your body be filled with strength and soar!

Vacation is boundless pleasure,
He will relieve fatigue as if by hand.
He will give you romantic meetings
And your simple life will beautify.

Hot kisses, hugs,
And love until the morning.
The native enterprise will wait,
It's high time for you to rest.

Vacation is the most anticipated time of the year. Who hasn’t dreamed of spending a vacation on a hot beach, reclining on a sun lounger and drinking an airy cocktail, admiring beautiful tanned bodies and enjoying the long-awaited freedom? I came to the hotel and it was all inclusive. Comp. good, fast internet, ICQ, Skype, toys. Isn't this a dream? And the view from the window is the sun, the sea, a sandy beach, the subtle smell of the sea wind and the feeling of a kiss from a beloved man. Simply - super!

What a vacation - such a status!

As practice shows, the status “on vacation” can change personal inner world at one moment, today you are on vacation, and tomorrow you are no longer alone, or vice versa. But this can only mean one thing: changes await you in your personal life. Vacation is what it is special time year, which can be determined by the feeling of unceasing happiness, but you need to be able to enjoy every vacation day you get, regardless of marital status. Do you have a loved one? Amazing! Enjoy each other. No partner? Amazing! There is an opportunity to devote time to yourself, you have the right to flirt. And yet, another advantage of the summer saga is that you don’t have to worry about what day of the week it is, which is at the moment number; you may not even know your name, temporary amnesia, so to speak.

You can call your friends at three in the morning and ask: “Are you sleeping?” And they happily say, “Come in!” You can simply travel well in a beautiful car with your loved one along the sea, stop in unfamiliar places, and everywhere there is sun, fun and laughter. And you don’t have to think at all about the end of summer, which is much worse than the end of the world.

For those who are going on vacation, we have created a page on which we have collected the most funny and new vacation status.

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Below you will find statuses about vacation, about the sea, about vacation abroad, about summer holidays etc.

Below are vacation statuses:

Everyone wants to take photos of the sea in swimsuits, but not everyone should do it.

Those who are used to working don’t really need rest, but how nice it is to open your laptop on the beach!

The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when the extreme ends and the p...ts begins.

After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.

The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife says where.

Vacation is like a binge, it’s easier to get into than to get out.

An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!

Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

Dear alarm clock! Don't call me anymore! It's all over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation...

It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron... But if I want to, I’ll freak out and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig...

The sea, girls and the beach are my best landscape!

All day long I dream about you, and this is not a lie... Hurry to you, hurry to you... my beloved sofa!

I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer.

I need a vacation of 6 months, twice a year.

And what's the point of going on vacation with a ton of homework?

How sad it is, it's painful to wait for vacation whole year, and then “bang” and live it in a second.

My vacation = more sleep, more food, more Internet...

The most main problem after vacation - fall asleep not in the morning, but in the evening

Went on a trip to ______, write

My vacation has begun. If someone needs me sober, then write to me in 2 weeks.

The only thing worth sacrificing for is a vacation.

☼ I'm on vacation! ☼

Summer is the time of year when parents realize how seriously underpaid teachers really are.

Hmm, today is the second day of vacation, and it starts with Pinot Calada.

You know what's better than a margarita? Only Cancun.

A week is a unit of time that seems much shorter on vacation than on a diet.

Everyone needs a good dose of Vitamin More.

I need a vacation. And by "Vacation" I mean that I need to go somewhere and find new job. On the beach. With rum.

It was a tough week, but I did it. What about you?

I will do absolutely nothing today. And that may be the only thought there can be.

Time to relax a little, or a lot.

We travel not to escape from life, but so that life does not escape from us.

Chief!!! I need a vacation! - From which one? - Excuse me, dick or numbers?

Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it now...

The thing you hate most about your job is the few days before your vacation.

From the statement: “How do I feel…” Crossed out. “How I did you all...” Crossed out. “Yes, you all should go to...” Crossed out. “Please grant me another vacation.”

Did you take warm clothes? - yes, seven bottles.

Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss’s vacation!

I went to Turkey. All inclusive. Really everything! The computer is good, the Internet is fast, ICQ, Skype, toys. I had a great time, I recommend it to everyone.

The Germans get up at 5 in the morning to put their towels on the still free sunbeds, then calmly go to bed, the Russians get up at 3 in the afternoon, go to the sunbeds and think: “What great service in Turkey - sunbeds with German towels!”

Only a Russian person, after a sick leave, can go to work tanned and with a hangover!!!))))

The husband leaves for the resort alone, without his wife. A week later he sends her an SMS: “I still love only you!” Wife: “Yes, and you are the best so far.”

Family vacation. Dad wants to go to the Alps and mom wants to go to the sea. Dad began to look for a compromise, but mom had already found a compromise - the whole family was going to the sea, but dad was allowed to take skis with him.

The strength of the tan is determined by the whiteness of the butt relative to other parts of the body.

Two people meet after a vacation: - Well, how is it on the Red Sea? - Get hurt! Diving, yachting, dancing, shopping! What about you?! - And here we have vyping, dragging, bleating, fucking!

One guy asks a friend how to teach a girl to swim. - Well, this is a whole science: you hug your waist with one hand, and put the other under your chest. - Fool, I'm talking about my sister! - So I would have said right away - give her a kick from the bridge.

Soul on the sea. Ass on a chair.

There was no money, I went on vacation to Turkey, Switzerland, money appeared, I went on vacation to Crimea.

It's hard to stop in time when you're lying on the couch selflessly and recklessly...

Sea... I can still hear your gentle whisper! I'll be back... I promise!

And my vacation has begun! :- People, borrow a liver for three weeks.. I’ll return it double..

"Good morning!" - This is when the clock says 13:00, summer is on the calendar, and outside the window is the Mediterranean Sea...

Vacation is a short period of time given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.

Take care of your homeland - relax abroad.

I went back to work after vacation, I feel like children in kindergarten - I want to cry and go home!

For our tourists in a hotel, anything that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...

Well, how did you spend your vacation? - The same as at work. You sit, do nothing and wait for lunch.

On the beach, meet the palest girl, she's just got it!

I want to go where there is no internet... the SEA worries... the SUMMER lights up...!!!

All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that the Khan has come to leave.

The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when the extreme ends and the f*ck begins.

It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. If I want to go crazy and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig.

Only the magnet on the refrigerator helped me remember where I spent my vacation

Paradise is a place where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses...

After your vacation, you definitely need to rest for a week.

SOMEWHERE is the most popular holiday destination...

I want summer. It’s stupid to hang out on the street, trying to find shade, so that the breeze blows, not thinking and not even knowing the day of the week!

Planning a vacation is very easy: your boss tells you when, your wife tells you where.

I left where I was sent, I behave as they called me. I really like it!

The worse the person returning from vacation looks, the better rested he was.

As long as there are legs, the road does not end; as long as there is a butt, something happens to it.

During the entire vacation I received only 1 text message from home: “Where is your corkscrew?”

The last day before my vacation to work I had to walk through the door sideways - my happy face couldn’t get through!

For some, vacation is just a substitute office romance to the resort...

Vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one

If a Russian person decides to do nothing, he cannot be stopped.

Ahah...my mother and I were writing a list of things to buy with us on vacation...so my mother burned out..."Should my daughter buy condoms? Or let them buy it themselves?”...0_o...I'm shocked...

All day long I dream about you, and this is not a lie... Hurry to you, hurry to you... my beloved sofa!

The first vacation is like the first sex... You look forward to it, but don’t know what to do!

Dear alarm clock! Don't call me anymore! It's all over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation...

Vacation is when you find a bottle of cold champagne in the refrigerator in the morning... you think: “Why not?!”...

Labor made a man out of a monkey... Vacation brought everything back to its place!

Take me on vacation!…

Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it now...

Vacation is two weeks spent on the beach, and then another six weeks stranded.

Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.

I think I’m pregnant: I’m sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.

No one needs a vacation more than a person who has just returned from vacation.

The most drinking countries were recognized in the world: in winter - Russia, and in the holiday season - Egypt, Türkiye, Cyprus and Thailand!!!

I want to go on vacation... to Bali... to the Bounty.

It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. If I want to go crazy and go to the dacha! I will water, weed, dig.

Sea. Vacation. Wife to husband: “Darling, look how the waves kiss me!” - Yeah! And they vomit on the shore!

Chief!!! I need a vacation! - From which one? - Excuse me, dick or numbers?

A real vacation is when you buy shorts and a hat, not new wallpaper and laminate...

Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!

Sea!.. Almost very soon we will be together... And we will enjoy each other.

In summer, employee competence is of two types:
I don’t know, I’m going on vacation tomorrow.
I don't know, I just got back from vacation.

My favorite dream is about a vacation.

After rest, you need to rest.

Only a Russian person, after a sick leave, can go to work tanned and with a hangover!!!

He is so... so desirable, mysterious, extraordinary, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited... my vacation.

You need to come out of vacation, as well as from binge drinking, gradually...

How was your vacation, did you rest? - I had a rest, but my liver worked three shifts!

God, how I want to be at the airport and hear that my plane is taking off to the sea in a few minutes.

And my vacation has begun! People, borrow a liver for three weeks... I'll return it double...

Most vacation accidents begin with the phrase “Look what I can do.”

Mash, where will you be vacationing this summer? - Near Vladimir. - Nothing, normal guy.

For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

Work two to five, salary from one hundred thousand rubles, vacation of at least six weeks... Call urgently!!! Let's start a general search!

Just when you start to feel like a free person, you still have a vacation, but you don’t have any money!

The sun is shining but not warming, vacation is warming but not shining...

Times change, we save money for Sochi, and if that doesn’t work out, we go to Turkey.

The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when the extreme ends and the fucking begins.

When waking up in the morning feels more and more like intensive care, it’s time to go on vacation.

All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that the Khan has come to leave.

For our tourists in a hotel, anything that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...

The first working days after vacation - you urgently need to remember how to do nothing if things are crazy...

Türkiye for every Russian begins with a bar.

Everyone has the right to spend their vacation the way they want! And some are also an opportunity...

Upon a colleague’s return from vacation:
- Well, how? Already plunged into work?
- Already dipped...

If you visited the Canaries and upon return your friend does not greet you, it means she is... happy for you!

No matter how much you rest, from the first day of work you want to go on vacation again!