The appearance of a gypsy at the anniversary. Comic "Gypsy fortune telling"
Surprises await you in life:From that time on, the Trukhmenites did not hang up the mobs. Stop the mobs from leaving sight of the shores. , then I became afraid that there were no Russians in those places. And the damned, as before, kept everything for noon; on the fifth, the gypsy’s predictions for the anniversary floated out to Kinderly...
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
Uneven step, dull gaze...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from the shoes' laces!So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!Every day and every hour
Someone is thinking about you.Look ahead more cheerfully
There's wealth waiting for you there.Wait a bit,
The road is waiting for you.Gingerbread and sweets
There will be a lot of joy.See you at the end of the week.
Holidays and fun await.Will appear suddenly
You have a new friend.Wait without crying
Good luck will come to you.The sun again and happiness again -
You will meet new love.By next Saturday
Expect success at work.You will always have
There is delicious food in the house.Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of the year. Start preparing immediately.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be: loves!
When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
Do not scold the black cat that crossed your path, but rather take him to your home: he will keep your 38 parrots company.
You are lucky! Therefore, be more modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
Don't relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the government house.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.
Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.
If on June 1 you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!
Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
If you come across a foreign body in bread, know that this is good luck!
Buy a book that you don't like at all - and you will find the answers to all your questions
During the first week after the NG meeting, a pleasant surprise awaits you
Beware of the bald ones
A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better
A sharp turn awaits in life
When leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear in yours too.
If your neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you
Try to run carefully at night in icy conditions,
And then it is quite possible that you will celebrate the New Year...Good luck awaits you in the coming year,
But he doesn’t know whether it will wait, keep this in mind...Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year
And then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky...If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter,
No harmful microbe will ever creep into you...Someone will be lucky again in the coming year
Maybe you or your neighbor should always be prepared...Changes await you in early January,
Prepare for them gradually - don’t waste time...Everything can only be good for such a sunshine
You are moving towards improving your life situation. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but the delay may be favorable
The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars may contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house foretells a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. The second half of the evening seems most favorable for light flirting with waiters.
4. Today the recommended dances are waltz, tango and disco. Avoid lambada - the stern look of a close friend can help you with this.
5. Ritual dancing on the table is contraindicated for your zodiac sign, otherwise an unpleasant meeting in a government house is possible.
6. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, funny... hey, dear, aren't you drinking too much champagne??
7. A dress strap carefully removed from a neighbor’s shoulder portends good luck; her husband’s sideways glance promises physical ill health.
8. During this lunar phase, the stars advise staying dressed until midnight, despite all your desire to arrange a striptease for that “babe across the street.”
9. Abuse of shouts of “Happy New Year!” is fraught with throat diseases; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with just your lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
10. The stars are not located in the best way: the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints will be the most susceptible to rhythmic twitching.
11. Your patron planet Mercury foreshadows an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
12. Uranus is in the left hemisphere today and advises you to pay attention to the dark-haired Lady. Perhaps this meeting will be fatal for you.
13. From today you are under the protection of the planet Venus, which will present you with new unexpected love.
From that time on, the Trukhmenites did not hang up the mobs. Stop the mobs from leaving sight of the shores.
Then I became afraid that there were no Russians in those places. And the damned kept it, as before, all at noon, on the fifth day they sailed to Kinderley on the eastern shore of the Caspian Sea, south of the Mangyshlak peninsula, north of the Karabugaz Bay. The boats did not float, but galloped smoothly across the sea, apparently the robbers were waiting for the chase.
It is unlikely that they were afraid of the Russians; they themselves have many different clans, and each clan is just waiting to recapture the prey from the other. Even though it was impossible to run away, where would you run in the hungry steppe? However, the Trukhmenites did not sleep on the shore either. were afraid so that we don't have them gypsy predictions for an anniversary scenario.
They had leg irons and horse fetters, but only three of them; Six of us were reforged, two at a time, and Mokei Danilych happened to be paired with me. And just a herd of hobbled horses drove us across the steppe. And for the gypsy anniversary predictions, the scenario was given only by churek Unleavened bread in the form of a flatbread.
Gypsy fortune telling
Good people, I will try to surprise you.
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)
We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!
When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
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Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote of dried products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!
You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”
You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
Uneven step, dull gaze...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.
If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!
There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!
My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!
This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!
Don't be discouraged
Sing a song!
Different destinies, cool destinies,
Both cheerful and unhappy.
Take life in your hands, don’t measles your mothers,
Always decide for yourself, grab life by the tail!
Host: Well, who else should tell fortunes? Ten dollars.
One of the spectators raises rubles.
Presenter: Five hundred rubles.
The viewer adds.
The presenter takes his hand: I see that your wife eats you up for spending. But you are not spending your money in vain, know that we confirm this.
The gypsies nod.
Host: Who else should I tell fortunes to?
Nobody else wants it.
First gypsy: Offer additional payment.
Host: I offer additional payment. Whoever agrees to fortune telling will be as happy as a bird.
Nobody wants it anyway.
First gypsy: Then we will tell fortunes to the aunt.
Host: No, I don’t need it. Let me give it to you.
Grabs his hand: I see, I see, a lot of money, I see a lot of money...
The gypsy woman pulls her hand away.
Host: Eh, wait! I also saw a venereal disease.
The gypsy runs away. The whole camp is with her.
Host: Well, viewers, how do you like this fortune telling?
Applause.
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Congratulation sketch for the anniversary “Gypsy Fortune Telling”.
A woman, better, who knows how to speak and loves to talk, dresses up as a gypsy. One of the guests says that some gypsy is asking to see the hero of the day, that it’s a matter of life and death. He asks to accept it quickly. A gypsy woman enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day: Well, my diamond, I’ll tell you fortunes for free, almost for nothing, just for a glass of vodka. He sits down next to the hero of the day, takes out cards and begins to lay them out, commenting on each card along the way.
Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell it like it is. Now I’ll spread the cards and find out a lot about you. The cards tell me what to call you... and your name in the great Maya means...
You love being right in everything, you always try to help everyone, everywhere. You always want to be useful. Your zodiac sign is... and you were born today exactly... years ago. You love (then you need to list what the hero of the day loves, for example football, fishing or hunting). Every person was born under the protection of some tree, so your tree is... This means that you are a necessary person in any company and the soul of the company. It's always interesting and fun to be with you, and you always like to joke. You are always surrounded by friends and you have a lot of them. You love your family and are proud of your children. Women love you and you are always surrounded by lovely ladies. Come on, accept the gift of a bouquet of flowers from the ladies dear to your heart.
And the gypsy gives the hero of the day a bouquet of flowers.
Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman’s anniversary
I'll scatter the deck
Spades, diamonds, and clubs,
Let me tell the people
There was something in her life
I'll scatter the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, from those suits I recognize
What will she have in life?
In the past is a wedding, a feast on the mountain,
Yes, there are countless guests around
Wedding called gold
I have it in my deck!
There was a Moskvich, or a Zhigulenok,
I see a light color;
The first was the second child,
Both sons, no doubt.
Let's give someone a thrashing
So that she has a plane,
Let's say let her pay
It will reach Kasyanovskaya!
But we are also in this business
They would have fucked something too!
Invitation abroad
It was to sell them intelligence.
But then marry her
Must be their moneybag.
She's fine here too
The husband is not easy!
I'm glad to say then,
She should live somewhere near Moscow!
She has a big house
Equipped with everything you need.
So the card told me
There is no reason for her to leave.
Children are her joy,
Bravo guys, no matter where!
We have to wait for our great-grandchildren,
And we'll talk then!
All childless people have a child,
That slogan has been put into practice!
The main thing is that with a vest
Each of them was endowed!
Where will we settle the generation?
And where to get housing?
The main thing is something aspiration
She has life!
Happiness is countless in assets,
And the merits cannot be counted!
There is happiness in the future,
And there are merits too!
Let's put all the cards together
In a stack so that one is one to one,
At least two hundred years
The hero of the day must live!
Scene “Gypsy Fortune Telling”
You will be incredibly lucky:
You'll go pheasant hunting,
And you will bring home a boar -
The freezer is full until spring!
Finding no reason for this,
Buy yourself a car!
Finding no reason for this,
You'll sell it in a bit!
While stocking up in the store,
You will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone
And there will be a festive ringing!
One day, when I went to work,
You say: “Fuck it! Reluctance!"
The boss will call - you’ll send
If they fire you, you say: “Well, so what!”
Running past shop windows,
You will exclaim: “Dear mom!
I want this bullshit!”
And you'll go broke.
The moment will come. Down to the ground
Everything will get boring. And embroidery.
And TV. And an ottoman.
Take up belly dancing!
And a long youth awaits you,
Pleasant travel cycle.
You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood beating in my veins,
Much love awaits you.
And happy too
Choose who you need.
Long line of luck -
There will be a dacha in the Canary Islands,
And all this without deception,
Pockets full of money.
The advice for you is this:
Always hold your tail like a pipe,
If you don't miss the moment,
You will be our president.
You'll soon be rich
Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for too long,
Start digging tomorrow
Don't rest for a minute
Dig all 24 hours a day,
You'll be digging for three months,
And then you can swim in wealth.
If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat three kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets,
Then drink it with vodka,
You'll be happy for the life of you.
Sketch Gypsy at the anniversary
Presenter: Attention, attention! A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet Master of Magic and Gypsy Sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable... Lyalya Black! Applause!
Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company! Take Mpiy into your pleasant company. (Sits down at the table.) No wonder the girl called me a professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future. I know the fate of all the guests in this house. Come on, gild your pen, I’ll tell you everything, what is, what was, what will be, what you need to fear, what gifts to expect from fate...
Guests take turns approaching the fortune teller and find out their future: someone is expecting the purchase of a jeep, someone is expecting the arrival of a mother-in-law, someone is expecting the birth of another child, someone is moving, someone is getting a promotion, etc. After fortune tellers all raise a glass to the future and the hero of the day. The gypsy then performs a gypsy dance, inviting the “First-class gypsy.”
Presenter: And I heard from one of my friends that gypsies have the ability to guess the thoughts of other people. (Addresses the gypsy woman.) This is probably not true?
Gypsy: Wow, you're right! It's all true! Believe it or not, I can guess thoughts from a distance. I’ll tell you the whole truth, who thinks and what... (Goes to one of the guests, a representative of the older generation.) Here is that young man, handsome and handsome, thinking about what a delicious salad the mistress of this house prepared, and his wife to make such a thing won’t be able to... (Approaches another guest.) This young and ruddy one thinks about what a good person the owner is... (Approaches the third, etc.)
Presenter: I also know that you can predict fate by drawing a lucky or unlucky ticket.
Gypsy: And I know such fortune-telling! I have tickets. Padhadite, dear guests, kind people, pull out the great pieces of paper. What is written on them will certainly come true...
As tickets, you can use an astrological forecast or newspaper clippings pasted onto small pieces of paper.
Gypsy (after the divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late at work... Hello everyone! And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity! I’ll drink a glass on the way to the hospitable owners of this house and to their guests!..
Presenter: Thank you, Lyalya, for coming to see us!
Gypsy prediction options
1. Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts, but now give me a coin, my rich one, gild your pen.
2. Wow, dear, I see you’ll be a big boss: you’ll gain fifty kilograms!
3. Wow, dear, be on your guard: avoid the cold from your partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick!
4. My golden one, great love awaits you. Very big. Weighs 120 kilograms!
5. Wai-wai, honey. Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth!
6. Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today’s table will bring certain results by the evening!
7. Today you may have a tendency to be alone with someone!
8. Today, be careful and don’t fall asleep on your neighbor’s plate!
9. Come on, handsome, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
10. Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work
11. And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
12. I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run after beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls!
13. Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, liver, tongue, and on top there’s something thin... hard to see... ah, a herring!
14. You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep!
15. You will sleep sweetly, curly, you will sleep softly until the cake is pulled out from under you!
16. Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
17. There will be friends around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
18. Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!
19. Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that
you will lose today.
20. Prepare for a big battle! Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge!
21. A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.
22. Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you step on the scales
23. Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
24. Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
- Sketch of congratulations for the anniversary “Gypsy Fortune Telling”
- Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman’s anniversary
- Scene “Gypsy Fortune Telling”
- Sketch Gypsy at the anniversary
- Gypsy prediction options
A scene with dressing up, congratulations to the hero of the day from the gypsy Zara. Happy anniversary greetings to a man, father, grandfather.
The presenter says that a gypsy woman, Zara, is asking to come into the festive hall to tell fortunes for free for the hero of the day.
The gypsy woman comes in and says:
Yes, "Diamond" is free, only if you have a glass of course
pour...
Zara is dressed in a long skirt, a bright blouse, and tied with a colored scarf on her head.
He takes the cards out of his bosom and lays them out on the table, commenting on them.
Lies and flattery are alien to cards,
The cards will tell it like it is.
I'll spread the cards out to you,
I learn a lot of new things.
The cards tell me
What is your name "Diamond" ________,
And your name means __________!
But you don’t strive to be the most important,
Neither in friendship, nor in big things!
You have equal rights in everything!
Will you willingly agree to help?
You always strive to be useful!
You were born “Precious” on the day of __________ (time of year),
"_______" (zodiac sign) is your heavenly sign.
In the era of "pisces", you can't live without fish!
That’s why you’re such an avid fisherman, even in winter or summer,
Fishing is your favorite hobby.
Am I telling you the truth, “Golden”?
And you also love fish pie and stuffed fish.
Did you guess right? That's my “Fish”!
I'll tell you "Darling" that every person is born under
patronage of a certain tree.
So, the cards say that you are protected by “_________”.
This means that you are a generous person in friendship, a gift in any company!
It’s always interesting and fun to be with you, you are an artistic and enthusiastic person!
Passionate fan, hunter, fisherman!
Friends are always around you,
You always have a lot of them.
And you will be born strong,
With a smart, clear head,
Not an aging soul!
You were born loyal and reliable.
Your life has passed in works and worries.
You love family and are proud of children,
He is faithful in marriage and loved by his wife.
Friends are safe and have fun with it!
It turns out that “Precious” is ours,
Women love you!
Yes, and you reciprocate their feelings,
All your life you live surrounded by them, like in a bouquet.
Come on, accept a bouquet of your favorite women!
Zara presents a bouquet of daisies, the flowers are made of paper, the names of close women and girls (wives, daughters, granddaughters, nieces, etc.) are written on the petals with a bright marker, their small ones are glued into petal variants with circles.
The daisies come with a card with a poem.
(Names can be added or changed).
The hero of the day is reading.
Example verse:
Natasha, Tanyusha, Larisa, Irina!
Katyusha, Nastyusha, and Ksyusha and Nina!
For you, my heart is one with love!
And Yana and Olya, Larisa and Tonya!
Galina and Vera, Raisa and Lena!
Sister Margarita, niece Dasha
Of course, I really need your love!
I love my women, I adore them,
They reciprocate, I know!
My whole life with you is like warmed by the spring sun!
And in “_________” years my song is of course not sung!
If you are going to have a holiday, be it a birthday, a corporate party or any other celebration, pay attention to comic fortune telling for the guests at the table. Light, cheerful and humorous predictions will brighten up the festive evening and will not let the invitees get bored. And today we will tell you about the most popular types of this entertainment.
The benefits of comic fortune telling
Laughter prolongs life - each of us knows this. What could be better than a well-placed joke? When the feast lasts too long, the guests get tired of eating and talking, and not everyone likes to dance, so the idea of adding variety to the celebration with a musical break, although good, is sometimes not appreciated by everyone. But many will appreciate comic gypsy fortune-telling for an anniversary or funny themed predictions at a corporate party. In a word, it is fun, cool and unusual, and will also appeal to guests of any age - both adults and the youngest.
Comic fortune telling for birthdays and anniversaries
If you are having a birthday, try to surprise your guests with something new, fresh, and unusual. After all, a banal feast with salads and cake is already a thing of the past. For most of the fortune telling that we invite you to consider, guests will not even need to get up from their seats.
Notes with predictions
The simplest comic fortune telling for guests at the birthday table is funny notes with predictions. If you are celebrating a holiday in a cafe or restaurant, before it starts, while the invitees have not yet entered the hall, place a small postcard or a beautiful mini-business card under the plates. Naturally, the predictions on them must be printed or handwritten in advance. It will be very cool if you know exactly where and which of the guests will sit - then you can make interesting individual forecasts for each person. Usually no one looks under the plate, so the risk that your idea will be discovered ahead of time is minimal.
It is best to notify people that they need to look under the plate after they have already eaten the hot dish and are now sitting waiting for desserts and tea. You can even create a mystical effect by asking the cafe workers to turn off the lights for a few seconds, and after turning them on, as if they accidentally looked under the plate and said, “Look what I just found!” - in this case, the guests will immediately begin to raise their plates. Of course, it is better for each person to read their prediction out loud, especially if we are talking about a company of close people who know about each other’s lives.
Wizard hat
A wonderful surprise for the holiday is the game “Magician's Hat”. You can dress up one of the guests or a specially invited person in the outfit of a wizard from some famous fairy tale or film. He must have a hat in his hands. The wizard invites the guests to find out their future, approaches each of them and asks them to pull out a piece of paper with a fortune from the hat, reading it out loud. An excellent option is comic fortune telling in verse - they are usually received with delight. It is not at all necessary to compose a whole poem for each card; simple rhyming lines are enough, for example:
- “You will be with the one you love. And you’ll even buy a car!”
- “A successful month awaits you - there will be a lot of dancing and singing!”
- “Wait for a salary increase and active movement!”
- “Expect a lot of love, and also a way to your family!”
- “Your dreams will come true - you will soon become a dad!”
Prediction on cups
Before drinking tea, the birthday person or his assistant places small objects in tea cups - one in each. Each item should symbolize something.
- The key is buying an apartment or car
- Coin - for money
- Hairpin - a lot of social parties
- Button - household chores
- Pacifier - birth of a child
- Ring - wedding (for singles), important events in personal life (for married)
- Pin - beware of ill-wishers
You can include other items in your set, the main thing is that they have meaning. Next, the host or hostess puts the cups on the tray so that their contents are not visible and approaches one of the guests - he must choose any cup he likes, after which the birthday person tells what to expect in the near future to this invitee. After fortune telling, the item is placed back in the cup so that other guests do not have to guess on the remaining items.
Comic New Year and Christmas fortune telling
Now let's talk about what fun predictions you can make for your guests during the New Year or Christmas celebrations.
Fortune Pie
This comic fortune-telling for guests at the table on Christmas or New Year will definitely appeal to everyone, because in order to find out their future, those present will literally have to eat. The hostess of the house where the celebration is taking place bakes pies or one large pie in advance, in each piece of which she puts a piece of paper with a short prediction, for example, “long trip”, “romantic date”, “new love”, “family chores”, “support from friends” " Each guest must try the treat and read out loud what awaits him in the coming year. In the company of young people or teenagers, you can come up with funnier predictions related to the lifestyle and habits of those gathered at the table.
Magic bag
The comic fortune telling “Magic Bag” is ideal for celebrating the New Year. At the very height of the holiday, Santa Claus should come into the room (of course, he will be an acquaintance in disguise) with a huge bag and invite all guests to find out what awaits them in the coming twelve months. Symbolic gifts are placed in the bag in advance, from which a prediction can be made. For example, a toy car can indicate that a person will buy a car, a children's saucepan - that a person will spend a lot of time in the kitchen, a soft toy heart - that great love awaits the person asking, a doll - the birth of a child, a plush kitten - the appearance of a pet in the house, and so on. . So that guests cannot guess by touch what exactly is in the bag, you can tie a string to each surprise and invite guests to pull it. It is advisable that there be more gifts than guests, so that the one who draws the gift last has a choice of at least three options.
Love New Year's forecast
Another interesting comic fortune-telling for guests at the table for the New Year is related to love. The person conducting the prediction session needs to prepare in advance several identical items of different colors, for example, hair ties. Each guest is invited to close their eyes and choose one of the things, and then those present make a love forecast based on its color.
- Red - passion, sexuality
- Black - quarrels, omissions
- Blue - mutual understanding, transition of relations to a new level
- Green - birth of a child
- Orange - joint creative project, active life
- Blue - cloudless relationships
- Purple - unusual and even sometimes mystical events
- White - the situation will remain as it was
Gypsy fortune telling at a corporate party or other holiday
It was believed that the gypsies were the best at making predictions about the future. Therefore, comic fortune telling by a gypsy for a holiday, anniversary or corporate event remains popular at all times. Agree that the appearance of a charismatic fortune teller will have an indelible effect on your guests.
crystal ball
This very interesting and exciting comic gypsy fortune-telling at corporate events always goes off with a bang. When everyone present has already eaten, drunk and danced, a real gypsy suddenly enters the room - in a bright colorful skirt, gold jewelry and a black wig. She takes out a crystal ball and approaches each of the guests in turn, and then, looking into her magical instrument, tells something about the past, present and future of the chosen person. This fortune telling will create a real sensation if the role of a gypsy is played by a complete stranger, to whom the organizer of the holiday will tell in advance interesting information about each of those present. However, in place of the crystal ball, the fortuneteller can simply ask the hand of each of those present and tell something by reading the lines. It will be no less impressive. The main thing to remember is that the comic fortune telling of a gypsy at a corporate party should be exclusively positive. Avoid making bad or ambiguous predictions, because among the public there may be suspicious people who take everything to heart.
Themed gypsy fortune telling for the anniversary
Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy for a woman’s or man’s anniversary does not necessarily have to take place in a mystical atmosphere. You can make a funny prediction using a book or a geographical atlas. This is done like this: a gypsy woman enters the room, carrying some kind of book under her arm (any fairy tale, some funny work, or even poetry will do). Next, she approaches the hero of the day or someone present and asks the person to ask a question. The questions should be fairly simple, for example, “will I have a vacation this year?”, “will we go to barbecue this weekend?”, “will I buy a new car?”, “will I get a bonus?” etc.
After the man has asked a question, the gypsy asks him to close his eyes, open the book to any page and point his finger in the right place. Then the person opens his eyes and reads out the sentence he pointed to with his eyes closed. Most often, such predictions turn out to be very funny. Another way is to guess using a geographic atlas, but you need to ask questions related to the place, for example: “Where will we go on vacation?”, “Where was I yesterday?”, “Where will I go today after the holiday?” And you can successfully combine both of these methods, choosing either a book or an atlas depending on the question you receive.
The comic fortune telling of a gypsy at a corporate party and all the other funny predictions presented in the article can be modified at will, introducing more and more new elements into them.
A poetic congratulation to the hero of the day is good, but a costumed one is even better! After all, what is the holiday famous for: toys and laughs, jokes and nursery rhymes. In fact, funny, mischievous costumed congratulations remain in the memory for a long time.
Who should you wear to congratulate the hero of the day? In literary and film characters, in popular pop and art figures, in representatives of professions that we often encounter in life, and even in our little brothers who live next to us, watching us and drawing their conclusions. So they can be the heroes of festive costumed congratulations.
Where can I get the props? Rummage through closets and chests, contact the costume department of the theater or House of Culture. Ideally, a costumed congratulation should be a real small performance with the participation of one or two actors, the hero of the day and, if possible, other guests, but even if you just give a congratulatory speech suitable for the occasion, being in the image of the chosen hero, it will be met with a bang.
We offer several sample congratulatory speeches by well-known characters.
They will be appropriate at a gala meeting, at an anniversary banquet, and during a small family feast.
Gypsy (gypsy camp)
In a long wide skirt, with a ringing monist around her neck, the guest, shaking her shock of resin hair, will perform, languidly looking into the eyes of the hero of the day, a song in the style of “Dear Ivan Ivanovich has come to us, dear Ivan Ivanovich has come to us!” Then she will bring a glass of wine to the hero of the day with the call “Drink to the bottom!” For those who are interested in this image, but who are not very confident in their own abilities, we recommend watching, for example, the film “Cruel Romance.”
But singing is singing, and what is a gypsy without fortune telling? Examining the lines of fate in the palm of the hero of the day or the fallen cards, no matter what the mysterious guest sees, she must predict only good things for the hero of the day. For example, the successful and speedy completion of the construction of a dacha (if it is being built), the appearance of grandchildren and great-grandchildren (if they are really expected), foreign tours (even if they are not actually planned), etc.
The gypsy should end her congratulations no less effectively than she began. You can’t do without “gypsy girl” as a final chord.
Policeman
An inspector of the State Alcohol Inspectorate (for the duration of the anniversary, the abbreviation GAI will stand for this) foreman, say, Pokhmelkin, can fine those gathered for raising anniversary toasts too slowly, give the hero of the day’s wife an indefinite license to drive her husband, and give the hero of the day the right to drive a garden cart (if he retires), etc.
The brave law enforcement officer will not ignore the guests - he can instruct them on how to properly honor the hero of the day by raising anniversary toasts in a friendly manner in a timely manner.
Firefighter
The stern fire inspector Captain Podzhigalkin (or the owner of another “flammable” surname) will come to the anniversary out of duty.
He will inform those gathered about the increased risk of fire in the room where the celebration is being celebrated, due to the presence of a large number of hearts burning with love for the hero of the day.
The captain will recommend using cans of beer and bottles of champagne as fire extinguishers, which he can immediately present to the hero of the day (necessarily against signature). In addition, the inspector can form several fire brigades just in case of a fire, as well as an orchestra of the anniversary fire brigade, which, using any available means used as wind and noise instruments, will perform for the hero of the day the song “Let them run clumsily...” or another a piece of music appropriate to the moment.
Emergency doctors
The ambulance team, which quickly rushed into the anniversary at someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of those gathered. Since the visiting doctors are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or his smile, or slightly applying a stethoscope to the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questioning and analysis, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.
Doctors can give anyone who evades a medical examination an exam on their knowledge of medical terms. Based on the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between whom competitions are held on the best way to bind the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandage the hands (in the case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.
At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, carrying out general disinfection (ingesting strong drinks).
Little Red Riding Hood
At the beginning of her appearance at her grandmother's (grandfather's) anniversary, the heroine of a famous fairy tale will, of course, perform for her (him) a song from the movie of the same name, slightly altered for the occasion.
Then the guest will give a short quiz. She asks her grandfather or grandmother questions in the style of fairy tales: “Why are your eyes so big?” etc. But in order not to bother the hero of the day, Little Red Riding Hood can immediately give original answers herself. For example, to the question: “Why do you need so many guests?” - the girl will immediately guess: “Is this to give more gifts? Yes?" Or: “Why do you need so many flowers?” - “This is so that it doesn’t smell like wine!”; “Why are you so old?” - “Ah, I know, I know! This is so that no one will guess that you are still young, otherwise they will force you to go to work again!” etc.
From the basket that she brought with her, Little Red Riding Hood will definitely take out a pot of butter (possibly with sour cream, etc.) and several pies to tell fortunes for the hero of the day. If he gets a pie with potatoes, he will spend the summer at the dacha, with raisins in the Caucasus, with rice in China. If he takes out a pie with meat, it means he will go hunting, with fish - for fishing, with jam - love adventures await the hero of the day.
Two heroes
Two heroes in helmets, capes, and swords ride into the hall where the anniversary is being celebrated, riding on wooden horses. Since there are only two of them, and in the classical painting there are more, they turn to the hero of the day with the question: “Will you be the third?” The hero of the day is intrigued by such a proposal, and he agrees (or maybe it’s a matter of male solidarity?). But in order to become a member of such a daring company, the birthday boy will have to show both valiant daring and heroic strength.
What challenges await the hero of the day? This depends on his physical form, because you can push both balloons and two-pound weights. The main thing is that the hero of the day must be at his best. Possible test options: arm wrestling (an arm-wrestling match performed at a table), lifting a chair by the tip of a leg, shooting at targets with a toy bow or crossbow, inflating a balloon until it bursts, etc. The last, most serious test may be the “feat of Svyatogor”, who promised to turn the earth over, but failed. But the hero of the day will be able to do this if you give him a globe or a bag of garden soil.
The heroes celebrate the completion of the tests by pouring out drinks from cups - containers worthy of mighty men, and then they solemnly present the hero of the day with a wooden horse, a hero’s helmet, a toy sword and that very “inverted earth”, which the hero of the day will still need at the dacha or when choosing a route for travel. .
Guests from the Caucasus
The appearance of distinguished guests from the Caucasus is a holiday for all those gathered for the anniversary. The roles of aksakals can be successfully played by good people of any age if they are given lush mustaches, hats or large hats called aerodrome caps are put on their heads, and a dagger is stuck into each person’s belt. And each of them should be able to tell a beautiful toast in the spirit of the best Caucasian traditions.
A toast could be, for example, like this: “When the queen wanted to find a husband, the people decided to choose the best of the horsemen for her, for which each of the applicants had to spend the night with the queen. In the morning, when the first horseman left his chambers, the people asked the queen:
- Well, how?
- Fine...
- How?! Just normal? To Kuru!
The next morning, another horseman leaves the queen.
- How? - the people ask.
- Fine! - the queen answers.
- Only good?! To Kuru!
It’s the third morning, and the third horseman leaves the palace.
- Well, how? - the people ask the queen.
- Fabulous!
- Fabulous?! So to Kuru!
- For what? - the horseman begged.
- And for the company!
So let’s drink to the wonderful company that our wonderful hero of the day has gathered at this table!”
If several people came to honorable aksakals, then it is not necessary that all their toasts should be made at once. Invite guests to the table, and their wisdom can be enjoyed all evening.
The first performance of the mountaineers can be completed with an incendiary lezginka.
Carlson, who lives on the roof
The best ghost in the world with a motor, he is also a man in the prime of his life, moderately well-fed and moderately educated, having flown to the anniversary “jam day”, of course, he will be very surprised to see how his beloved Baby has grown - so he will be, on Joy to everyone, naming the hero of the day.
Compassionate Carlson will definitely want to “fill” the Kid with jam from a jar, which this time he took with him for a special occasion.
Then the prankster will offer to play a little prank. The hero of the day may be confused by such an unexpected proposal, and Carlson will get down to business himself. Having broken a couple of glasses and plates, he will begin to calm everyone down, saying that this is all nonsense, an everyday matter.
Having frolicked, the best congratulator in the world will immediately perform an anniversary ode in honor of the Kid (see the section “Poetic Congratulations”) and, having refueled with some kind of fuel from the festive table, with a feeling of duty well done, he will go to his little house on the roof...
Postman Pechkin
Our dear postman Pechkin, of course, will bring the hero of the day a parcel from Matroskin and Sharik, which may contain, for example, a set of dairy products from Prostokvashin, a photo gun, as well as gardener’s or photographer’s reference books. The postman's bag may also contain congratulatory telegrams addressed to the hero of the day. Serious and sincere messages will arrive from relatives and friends from distant cities, and Pechkin will find not very serious ones in the “Posters-Telegrams” section.
But first, the pedantic postman will demand identification documents from the hero of the day. In the section “Comic documents for the hero of the day and guests” we provided samples of some of them, and it’s good if they are presented before Pechkin’s arrival, otherwise the hero of the day will be left without a package from Prostokvashin...
What follows are no longer ideas and scenario plans, but fairly detailed scenarios of costumed congratulations. When accepting any of them for production, please take the time to rehearse. At the same time, pay more attention not to memorizing the text, but to developing consistency in the actions of all artists with partners, assistants and musicians. If your knowledge of the text of the role is not solid and you have a hint sheet and a hero of the day in your hands, the guests will forgive you for this. But if the wrong phonogram plays or your partner delivers a line that is not according to the script and gets embarrassed, this can significantly spoil the impression of your performance, which was so well planned. So, go for it!
Congratulations to a worker and a collective farmer
Under the “March of Enthusiasts”, characters familiar from childhood enter the hall, making up V. Mukhina’s sculpture “Worker and Collective Farm Woman” - the trademark of the Mosfilm film studio. Well, of course, the cut glass, close to the hearts of all Soviet people, was also invented by her - and few people know about this. They remembered only as the author of this sculpture... Probably because cut glasses have become familiar in every home, especially in the outback, and the monument turned out to be very majestic, solemn, and they remember it only on special occasions.
So, a worker and a collective farmer, full of vitality and confident in the future, enter the hall with strong gait, holding their tools of labor in their upward-pointing hands - a sickle and a hammer.
He: They pulled us off the pedestal... Should we raise virgin soil?
She: We were invited to the holiday!
He: What is it like to perform?
She: No, just stand there.
He: What will happen here?
She: Family ball!
He: What do we care about those ideas?
She: Our union is considered a family, but so far without children.
Him: Where do children come from? Mukhina, the prankster, Turned us to face each other not, but...
She: Who cares! And the country has changed.
He: I noticed that myself.
She: And what kind of family should it be, the relatives are worried.
Him: Like what? Ordinary! Having many children, working! At eight he went to work, at five he returned - and a hero!
She: Do the heroes give flowers?
Him: There is no money. And then, is life built with flowers? Only with a hammer and sickle!
She: How unromantic it is with you! I wish I could go to France! I would look great there in a mini set!
(The collective farmer puts the sickle on the floor, slowly takes off her work robe, revealing an elegant short dress underneath. Then she makes a few rumba-style dance moves and turns to the worker again.)
She: Honey, I seem to look just like Sylvia Kristel. Maybe I should star in a film?
(The worker pats her on the shoulder.)
He: Me too, Emmanuelle! She flew away and dreamed!
(Puts the collective farmer in the starting position.)
Him: Stop living in the clouds! They dragged us off the pedestal to stand in the decorations!
She: No, no, pipes! Once they stole it, I can’t stand in silence, and I consider it my duty to congratulate the hero of the day!
He: So, of course, it should be according to human customs, is it only us who speak stone-tonguedly?
She: Maybe I’m tongue-tied, maybe I’m simple-minded, but I can’t remain silent on a holiday! I wish the hero of the day...
He: So that the birds don’t bother me, so that the vandals don’t write swear words,
She: I wish there was a roof on top, mice on the bottom and no smoke on the head from the sun!
Together: In general, we wanted to say, let the applause ring! May you work for two hundred years without restoration!
A worker and a collective farmer woman, accompanied by the “March,” approach the hero of the day, present him with a hammer and sickle, and solemnly leave.
Congratulating the cow Milka or removing the veil of secrecy from the personal life of the hero of the day
This character will be a real exotic on the anniversary of a city dweller, but in those localities where folklore traditions are strong, such a costumed congratulation may be appropriate.
To the song “You not only ate flowers...” the cow Milka enters the hall with a large can in her hands, coquettishly wagging her tail.
Milka: M-just a minute, m-just a minute, m-my dears! What are you doing! I asked you not to start without m-me! I apologize for the m-minimal delay, m-milk, you know, I was handing over... but now can I m-address a few words to the m-young hero of the day?
(The cow addresses the hero of the day.)
Milka: Well, what are you doing? I could have prepared better if I had known about the holiday even earlier. I wouldn’t have come alone then, you have a lot of us, don’t you, naughty girl? Well, okay, your Milka is not angry with you! Well, come to me, come! I want to be in your m-manly arms again!
(Milka does not expect mercy from the confused hero of the day, puts the can on the floor and hugs the hero of the day tightly.)
Milka: Oh, what sweet m-flour this is! Darling, do you remember how it all happened the first time? Of course, of course, you remember everything! Let's remember together?! I was so m-young and m-dreamy, and you were so, well, just m-macho!!! It's just m-mystic, but everything happened just m-instantly! Let's tell you how it was!.. Or is it better not to? Well, that's right! M-they will know a lot - they will want a lot. Although the latter, as they say, is not harmful! Anyway, I got distracted. Happy birthday to you, m-my darling! I would like to hear from you about this mmmm! But I came up with a better idea! Yes, out of the blue the m-muse came over me, and I decided to give it to you... You’ll never guess! Dance! W-we'll do a dance starting with the letter "m"! No, not a mazurka. And not the macarena. And not a minuet. We will perform tango! Why on "m"? Because m-my tango! Maestro, m-music!
(Milka stands up with the hero of the day, but immediately gives a sign to interrupt the musical accompaniment.)
Milka: Wait a minute! I can't do that! I still need to do something, especially for my friends, so they know! And then everyone goes on and on: “He’s no match for you, no match!” Here, try it on, I prepared it especially for you!
(Milka puts small horns on an elastic band on the hero of the day.)
Milka: Now everything is in order. (To his wife.) And you, lady, don’t worry, this is a dummy, although they look like the real thing. Now - m-music!
(The cow and the hero of the day perform a passionate tango. When the music stops sounding, she stops and looks languidly at her partner.)
Milka: You're just a m-mustang! He almost made poor Milka faint! Mmm. Take this off, otherwise you’ll get used to it. (Takes off his horns.) Wait just a minute! I still went to the anniversary...
(Milka points to the can.)
Milka: I give you my favorite drink starting with the letter “m” - no, you didn’t guess, not milk, but nutmeg! When you drink, remember your Milka! And you, dear guests, also cannot sit without gifts: ice cream for everyone! Oh, what a m-man! What a pity that it’s time for milking... Happy anniversary! Happy holiday! Goodbye, my m-macho!
Ice cream is handed out to the guests, and Milka leaves the hall to the music, blowing kisses.
Verka Serduchka's show
Verka Serduchka: Yes, girls! Come to me quickly! Now I’ll sing a sad song about love... New Year’s Eve, and I’m without champagne!.. What? What are you talking about? Isn't it New Year's Eve? And what kind? Anniversary? And what’s more, it’s not night, but evening? Oh, what's going on, girls! It's all this, what's his name... stress! The heart is pounding, the chest is falling, the head refuses to think. I urgently need a glass... Well, quickly! What champagne?! What does champagne have to do with it, since it’s not New Year’s Eve? And then, have you never heard my song? Yes, maestro! Help me!
(Verka Serduchka performs a verse, and maybe the entire song “Gorilka”.)
Verka Serduchka: Citizens! Urgently need some vodka to overcome the effects of stress! Man, don’t look like that, the lady might get embarrassed! (Drinks a glass.) Oh, it’s bitter, girls, it’s bitter! Why doesn’t anyone shout “bitterly”? Oh, I forgot, it’s not a wedding, it’s an anniversary! Well, who are we drinking for? Oh, and this is the hero of the day? What prince, what prince is missing, girls! Now, now, your princess is coming to you! (He goes to the hero of the day.) What, is the princess sitting next to him? (Disappointed.) Oh, girls, what a missing prince! Of course, she is far from me, but she is also okay. Okay, the prince is not mine, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Yes, sit, sit! Probably a lot has already happened? I know what you mean! I myself am an aged woman... I won’t say at what age. So have you already been congratulated? Why then not in lipstick? What, girls, no one could even kiss a man? Well, let me kiss you! (Kisses the hero of the day so that a bright spot remains on his cheek.) Here, it is clearly visible that the person is congratulated. What did you give? Don't know yet? Are they all wrapped up? Well what are you doing! It should be unfolded immediately. No, no, leave it like that. And then suddenly you'll get upset. You'll watch one tomorrow. Let me give you something without any wrapping at all, so you can immediately see what kind of gift it is. Marvel! I take the candy, remove the wrapper and give it to you, so that life is sweet! And so as not to be cloyingly sweet:.. Oh, girls, where is my purse? Oh, here he is! Here is a special, anniversary, safe vodka for the health of the hero of the day from my reticule!
(Gives the hero of the day a gift bottle of strong drink.)
I see that you are already feeling well today. And tomorrow... You will taste this divine drink... And again everything will be fine!
Verka Serduchka performs the song “Everything will be fine,” involving all the guests and the hero of the day in the dance. If the guest’s vocal abilities leave much to be desired, the singing will have to be organized to a soundtrack.
Congratulations from the circus
To the background music for the program “In the Animal World,” two guests appear in the hall, one in the form of a trainer, the other in the form of a monkey, which can be dressed in black or brown tights. The face is under the mask.
Trainer: Mickey, say hello to the guests!
(The monkey bows dramatically, almost putting his head between his legs and moving his arms back.)
Trainer: Mickey, now greet the guests!
(The monkey claps his hands.)
Trainer: Mickey, you wanted to say something to the hero of the day, right?
(The monkey actively nods its head and hums.)
Trainer: Well, speak up, and I will translate your speech.
(The monkey screams and beats his chest with his fists and lets out a Tarzan scream.)
(The monkey screams and jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: ...with great joy and enthusiasm...
(The monkey approaches the trainer, hugs him and kisses him three times.)
Trainer: ...met with the news...
(The monkey clicks his neck - makes a gesture indicating “drink.”)
Trainer: ...about your upcoming anniversary.
(The monkey makes Tarzan's scream again.)
Trainer: The faction of chimpanzees and gorillas of our zoo...
(The monkey “tears his vest on his chest.”)
Trainer: ...with all my heart I wish you...
(The monkey hugs and kisses one of the women if the hero of the day is the husband, and vice versa.)
Trainer: ...happiness in your personal life...
(The monkey jumps up, leaning on the trainer’s shoulders.)
Trainer: ...further career growth...
(The monkey takes a wallet from the trainer’s pocket and puts a leaf of greenery or a paper napkin into it.)
Trainer: ...lots and lots of money...
(The monkey takes out a pack of cigarettes from the trainer’s other pocket, tears it, throws it on the floor and tramples it.)
Trainer: ...and good health and moderation in everything!
(The monkey enthusiastically begins to look for the insect trainer in his head.)
Trainer: And also complete immersion in nirvana.
(The monkey jumps into the trainer’s arms.)
Trainer: May your children give you many grandchildren...
(The monkey jumps on the trainer's back)
Trainer: ...and grandchildren - great-grandchildren.
(The monkey jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: And of course, it’s fun to celebrate the anniversary...
(The monkey takes out a bunch of bananas stored nearby and takes it to the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...why do the monkeys of our zoo give you the most valuable thing they have...
(The monkey hugs and kisses the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...and invite you to spend a vacation in their company.
(The monkey returns to the trainer, clapping his hands.)
Trainer: Once again, congratulations on your anniversary and join in all the congratulations.
(The monkey bows.)
Trainer: Goodbye!
The monkey, with a frightened look, points his finger to the trainer at the window and, while he listens attentively and tries to understand what is happening there, pulls the bottle off the table and runs away with a cheerful cry.
Nostalgic show
This small costume show can hardly be called a congratulation - congratulatory words are not heard in it either in poetry, or in prose, or in the song version, or in ditties. But, I think, it also has a right to exist as a greeting to the hero of the day, because it will remind him of the pleasant events of past years.
In almost any house, somewhere in the pantry, in the far drawers of a battered closet or chest of drawers, or on the mezzanine, blouses and suits, dresses and trousers, hats and shoes, ties and belts, once worn by the hero of the day, are stored. Each of these things, long out of fashion, has its own story. They could be bought in a remarkable place, under memorable, sometimes anecdotal circumstances, with a wonderful companion, and the reason for this was extraordinary. That's why
if such things are taken out from the far corners, washed or cleaned and ironed,
if, among those invited to the banquet, you find in advance people with an appearance reminiscent of the hero of the day in his youth, and ask them to participate in the festive display of things once worn by the hero of the day,
if, when showing retro models, the show host not only describes what the model looks like, its design features, but also tells how old it is and introduces guests to the history of this thing,
if the show of each model is accompanied by music from the years in which it was worn,
and if the hero of the day does not know anything about this in advance,
then such a costume show is doomed to success and tears of gratitude from the hero of the day.
Clothing models that can be included in the show necessarily include wedding dresses and “lady” suits, school and military uniforms.
In addition to clothing, shoes and accessories, at such a show you can demonstrate sports equipment and travel equipment: skis, skates, tents, fins, fishing rods, etc.
The show of models can be accompanied not only by the presenter’s oral history, but also by the display of photographs, slides and film materials confirming the authenticity of the origin of the item (however, if its authenticity is in doubt, as well as the truth of the story dedicated to it, no one will sue the organizers of the show).
Star Parade
Collective congratulations
Dear... (name of the hero of the day)!
In honor of your anniversary years
Let's have a parade of planets here!
(A march sounds. Walking in step, guests enter the hall with images of the planets of the solar system on their chests. They pronounce a chant in chorus.)
Speech
One two three four!
Three, four, one, two!
Look through the windows.
We have become brighter from the sun.
They shone, sparkled,
Here everyone appears before you.
This is a rare occurrence
In honor of our star, creation.
Without her we are like without hands,
She is the best friend in the world!
Day and night shining at the zenith,
Keeps us all in orbit.
We do not know troubles and tears:
We have a demand for sunshine.
“Planets” perform a song based on the tune of A. Pakhmutova “Nadezhda”
Performance by nesting dolls
Leading:
Dear guests! Hit your hands.
Come to us for our anniversary
The nesting dolls have arrived.
Wooden spoons, rosy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day,
Give a gift and play on spoons.
Matryoshka dolls: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
First bagel - get to work!
The second - that mom gave birth!
Third - that they got married and had children!
And the fourth is for success, which is present, but not for everyone.
The fifth donut is for the lyceum!
And the sixth is for the anniversary!
Don’t lose our gift, wear it for everyone on the holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. The bagels are presented to the hero of the day.)
Matryoshka dolls: The moment has come to give our musical gift.
(Playing with spoons.)
Presenter: The month is already looking out the window, the nesting dolls have started dancing.
They invite all honest people to a round dance.
(The song “Unharness the horses, lads” is played. The dolls invite guests to dance.)
Congratulations to the sea turtles
Host: Dear guests!
Admire: aren’t these cuties? Aren't they cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We don’t give you nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything,
Pink to get a buzz, transparent to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy you can be then.
(They put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Host: What crazy sea turtles!
They will now dance the “Back to Back” dance with you on this stump.
(The song “Sea Turtle” plays. Guests and “turtles” perform the “Back to Back” dance.)
Congratulations to Grandma Bee
Presenter: Grandmother Bee came to the hero of the day and brought honey as a gift to the hero of the day.
Grandma Bee: Here I give you honey, birthday boy. Take it one spoon at a time, rub it in a little. You will be as healthy as a bull. (Frightened): Oh, bite my tongue! In general, don’t hesitate, eat honey and get better. (Gives the hero of the day honey).
Grandma Bee: Today we will collect nectar for our guests with bees.
Host: Absolutely right, Grandma Bee! The more flowers your Bees collect from the tables, the tastier and more aromatic their nectar will be.
Host: So, bees, without wasting time, go for nectar!
(Game. The winner-Bee - wine "Bouquet of Moldova", the other two - juice "Nectar", sparkling water "Bell".)
Host: Now go around to all the guests and treat them to your nectar.
Whoever spills everything the fastest will take the main prize.
(Competition. Bees pour “Nectar” to guests. Presentation of prizes.)
Toast
Let's drink to the fact that we have tasted this “Nectar” so much that we flutter around this hall like White Moths.
Congratulations from the cooks
Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich! Three cooks from the Ugar company brought you a dish as a gift.
First Cook: Dear hero of the day! We wish you health and offer these dishes.
Second Cook: To keep your sides round, eat these hams more often.
Third Cook: So that you can be as affectionate as a “pussy,” eat a dish called “sausage.”
First Cook: To keep the whole family healthy, include the meat of this goose in the menu.
Presenter: First-class chefs offered their dishes: Roza Georgievna, Liliya Pionovna, Romashka Tyulpanovna.
(The cooks bow.)
Host: And now Lily, Chamomile and Rose will bring you a cake from the cold.
(The soundtrack “Happy Birthday” plays. A girl in a cake costume is brought out, hidden from the view of the audience by a blanket.)
Host: Dear guests!
Let's say "1, 2, 3" to everyone who is there - all together.
The chefs will not be able to hide the secret after your answer.
(The guests shout. The cooks open the “cake.”)
Host: Friends, do you have any idea what this picture is?
This is an anniversary cake.
We invite the hero of the day
She will be a partner in the dance.
Guests, please support the couple,
Give applause.
(Dance of the hero of the day with “Cake”.)
And now it’s time to bring out the real anniversary cake.
(Phonogram “Happy birthdgy”. The waiters bring out a cake with candles.)
Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We wish you good luck, ardor, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And let's say loudly to the hero of the day
All in unison, in chorus: “Congratulations!”
(The guests shout.)
So that good luck awaits you along the way, and this evening will be joyful,
We will also ask you to blow out these candles on the cake!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles, treats everyone to cake. Tea party.)
Congratulations to the chickens
Presenter: A squad of chickens has arrived to you,
Lined up right in a row.
Even though they are not ducklings,
But good guys.
They've been preparing all year
To congratulate Oksana - here!
And each of them was not lazy,
Prepare a gift for her on this day.
Let's ask the chickens
What do they want to give?
(Pretends to be talking with participants.)
Host: They say: “We’ll lay a difficult egg,
Let there be one, but it’s golden.
Look carefully, gentlemen,
For them to do this is two times two!
(Chicks stand in pairs and try to “lay” an egg from the nest.)
Host: I see that they succeeded in the trick.
Why did the color of these two eggs change so much?
They probably lay somewhere for a long time,
That's why they turned so purple.
Fine! We take them from you
And at the end of the dance we will act out.
And now our poultry yard,
Showing all your enthusiasm,
I will dance a bright dance with you,
Well, I’ll give you gifts.
(Dance “Chick-chick”.)
Presenter: You all worked so hard in dance,
That the eggs turned into a “kinder surprise”. And now we are very pleased to present these awards to you.
(Presentation of “kinder surprises”.)
Congratulations from the Bees
Presenter: Our bees as a gift to Rose
They went out to collect nectar.
They deftly use their proboscis
Sweet nectar is dragged into the house.
Without wasting time,
They conjure nectar there.
It is the basis for the drink.
Now the mead is ready.
It is presented to Rose
They ask to drink together with the guests.
(Two guests dressed in Bee costumes, using a straw in their mouth, collect food from the table. Having “conjured” the “nectar”, they present Rose with a drink.)
Congratulations from the hares
Host: Dear guests! Everyone knows that August is the time for haymaking, which means intense and long work, which often lasts until midnight.
(The soundtrack “But we don’t care” plays. Guests dressed in hare costumes run out and perform a song.)
Song
In the dark blue forest,
Where the aspen trees dance,
Where from the witch oaks
The leaves are flying around,
There is grass in the clearing
Hares mowed at midnight
And at the same time they sang
Strange words.
Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
Let us be afraid of the Wolf and the Owl,
We have a case:
At the most terrible hour
We mow the grass.
Host: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Over the summer it has grown thickly green.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greens,
Put it in the pockets of our hero of the day. –
Are you ready? Let's start!
(“The hares” are offered a bush of “grass” hung with dollars. Their task: cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)
Presenter: Dear hero of the day! The “hares” and I wish you to always have a light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to that! I invite those who wish to raise their glasses.
Congratulations from Izbushka and Domovoy
riding: Beyond the mountains, beyond the valleys,
Behind the wide forests,
Not in heaven, on earth
The house is located in one village.
That hut is not easy,
And it's so wide.
She gives out gifts
To those who go to dance with her.
(Music sounds. “Izbushka” runs out and invites everyone to dance. Presentation of gifts after the dance.)
Host: Well, the hut surprised me,
She danced so much, she acted so strangely.
What's going on in the hut?
People marvel at miracles.
There is even: Brownie
Very smart, mischievous.
(Brownie comes out.)
He did this
He killed all the cows at once.
Help me raise them
So that they can moo again.
Who can do the job faster?
He will receive sweet Milky Way.
(Game. Participants’ task: to inflate rubber toys in the shape of cows. Presentation of prizes.)
Presenter: Brownie collected zucchini on the ridge,
I only slightly cut his side,
After thinking a little, I decided to quickly
Prepare a surprise for our guests.
He will treat you right here and now.
I think you all have glasses?
Toast: To the hero of the day!
(The brownie pours wine for the guests from a bottle hidden in a zucchini.)
Host: After a glass of this
The dance needs a groovy dance.
Congratulations from Grandmothers
Host: Dear guests!
(Two women in 50s costumes come out.)
Grandma 1 (interrupting the presenter): Hey, young lady, don’t rush, let us congratulate you.
Grandma 2: We didn’t sleep the whole night, writing congratulations.
Grandma 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, hit the note “A” quickly!
(Music. Grandmothers sing ditties.)
Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.
We don't need a pound of flour,
We don't need sieves
We'll see you on the screen
And we're full for a week.
Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's beautiful, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.
(Give gifts.)
Grandma 2: Here is a gift from us -
Country Russian kvass.
This is only Yakubovich
He takes vodka in reserve.
Well, what about you on your anniversary?
Treat your friends to it.
If you don't have enough kvass,
There is no big problem in this -
Just add water!
(They give Pervach kvass.)
Grandma 1: We’re also giving you a vest.
Grandma 2: There is no better thing for a man!
(They give a vest.)
Grandma 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything turned out as expected.
Grandma 2: So, maybe with you alone
Shall we continue the celebration?
Grandma 1: So that we can decide on this,
We need to learn a little.
Grandma 2 (addressing the presenter): Teach us, girl,
You are a master at announcing.
Presenter: Time adds years to life,
The calendar sheet has changed.
I sincerely congratulate you today
Your close-knit friendly team!
(Congratulations from the team.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 60s.)
Grandma 1: Comrades - citizens!
We now
To be continued
Congratulatory part.
Grandma 2: Look at the fifth row,
The military are sitting there.
They ironed their uniforms...
Grandma 1: And the cockades are so shiny!
Grandma 2: You can even go to the taiga for these,
Even in cold weather, even in a snowstorm.
Men in military uniform
I can't refuse.
Grandma 1: I announce your exit.
Please go on stage!
Grandma 2: March!
(A march sounds. The military rises to the stage. Congratulations.)
(Number.)
Grandma 1: Isolde, I think I’m here now according to the regulations
He has the right to congratulate the head.
Grandma 2: Glafira, who are you talking about?
Grandma 1: Let the military commissar congratulate the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the military commissar.)
Grandma 1: Isolde! Here somewhere in the hall
I saw my idols.
Grandma 2: Probably men!
And again they are in uniform.
It’s too early to invite them on stage.
Grandma 1: Don't argue with me!
After all, these are security guys.
(Congratulations from private security.)
Grandma 2: What's next on the program now?
Grandma 1: Like what? Puzzles.
They will be here just right.
Grandma 2: Riddles are for children.
Grandma 1: And ours are for all viewers.
So, the first riddle:
If husbands are sleepy
Complete strangers whisper
Female names
So, I've come...
Grandma 2: Spring!
Grandma 1: It’s not spring at all.
So, Khan came to them,
Because my wife is not sleeping.
Grandma 2: Now it’s my turn! I'm making a wish!
Grandma 1: Your riddle is also stupid.
Grandma 2: No need! I continue:
If you guys
Finances are in trouble
And the door opened on its own,
So I came...
Grandma 1: Spring! (Covers his mouth with his hand.)
Grandma 2: It’s not spring at all.
And the tax office!
Grandma 1: Don't croak, you'll croak!
Grandma 2: That's it! We remove the riddles
And we continue the program.
Grandma 1 (addressing the hero of the day): And now especially for you.
Grandma 2: Congratulations to godfather.
Grandma 1: What right now?
Grandma 2: What? She's not alone.
Grandma 1: Well, godfather is godfather.
(Speech by a representative of the tax office.)
Grandma 1: We have important figures in the hall,
They say they are all from culture.
Grandma 2: Yes, they really know their worth,
Grandma 1: We invite them to this stage.
Grandma 2: Did you turn on the TV yesterday?
Pugacheva performed there!
Grandma 1: Pugacheva is nonsense.
“Jumble” - wow!
In the film collection "Jumble"
We are passionately in love.
As I watch it, I laugh until I cry,
Grandma 2: And I’m shaking.
Grandma 1: There is no better happiness than movies,
Without cinema, the world is not dear to us.
Grandma 2: If there were three lives, they would give everything
For the intricate plot.
(The lights go out. A film about the hero of the day is shown at a television studio.)
Grandma 1: Who's next for us?
Grandma 2 (addressing the hero of the day): Where we meet your portrait
Early morning and afternoon?
Where do we read about the pass,
Tell us now.
Jubilee: ... (Name of local newspaper.)
Grandma 2: If we have a holiday here,
Some of them are here.
Grandma 1: What row are they on?
Grandma 2: I’ll go to the hall, I’ll find them there.
(The editorial team of the local newspaper is brought out.)
Grandmother 1: Aces of a sharp pen,
It's your turn!
(Congratulations from the editor.)
Grandma 2: Glafira, I just saw
The ambulance was approaching us.
Haven't you ever gotten sick?
Grandma 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Yes God be with you!
Doctors don't have coats,
And here they come -
Everyone wants to congratulate the mayor.
(Congratulations from the doctors.)
Grandma 2: ... (mayor's middle name)
Today is your birthday
Congratulations from the pharmacy.
Grandma 1: Hey, Isolde,
I'll ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 2: I'll tell you what:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandma 1: You go, I’ll have a pill
This is desperately needed
There are so many congratulations here -
They make your head spin.
Oh!
(He faints. The young men carry away Grandma 1.)
(Congratulations from the pharmacy.)
Grandma 2: Yes, our birthday boy is good
And he’s handsome.
Charming, gallant,
Very, very aligant.
Just now they and... (the name of one of the famous representatives of the regional Duma or government) were walking,
So the women gave them all smiles.
Grandma 1: So give the girls the floor now,
They have everything ready a long time ago.
(Speech by teachers.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 70s.)
Grandma 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
May the devils take her.
With such a leading program
You won't end up embarrassed:
No concert to be held
Not to weave bast shoes.
It's time to call the directors of the educational institution,
Let them teach her wisdom
And with them GORONO,
They came a long time ago.
Grandma 1: The hero of the day, please stand up
And meet your guests.
(Congratulations to the directors of the city’s educational institutions.)
Grandma 2: To you in different limousines
The male directors arrived,
Their boots are polished,
Bowties and ties
Here they are hurrying here...
Grandma 1: Clap your hands, gentlemen! :
(Congratulations to the directors of enterprises.)
(Grandma 1 runs out with a barrel of beer.)
Grandma 1: Guys!
We need to meet more often!
Grandma 2: About our friend’s anniversary
The whole neighborhood heard it.
Grandma 1: Here are the commercial tycoons,
Yes, how rich they are.
And on everyone's chest
Le Monti tie.
Grandma 2: Among them is one Marina,
A very pretty girl.
Those men are with her
Sending greetings to you on your anniversary.
(Congratulations to businessmen.)
Grandma 1: I haven’t seen anywhere
OVDe men are sitting.
These nice guys
Famous in the city.
Grandma 2: Is they headed by... ("last name of the head of the police department")?
Well, let them congratulate you too!
(Congratulations from the Department of Internal Affairs.)
Grandma 1: Something, Isolde, I’m tired.
It wouldn't hurt for us to rest.
Here's a girl coming towards us,
Let her lead the evening.
Grandma 2: Hero of the day, be generous,
Rate the performance.
And on occasion, of course,
Give us a hint about this.
Grandma 1: You live to be a hundred years old,
To pour goodness and light into the masses.
(To the audience): We're leaving the stage
Bye then!
Grandma 2: Good bye! Hello!
(The grandmothers leave the stage.)
Congratulations from the Dwarves
Presenter 1: Dear hero of the day! Accept congratulations from your closest relatives.
(Seven relatives dress up in gnome costumes. To a light melody, they perform the movements of the “Letka-enka” dance and perform for the guests in age order. The “eldest gnome” himself has in his hands a painted large wrapper of Alpen Gold chocolate, covered with a gold gift packaging.)
7th gnome: In the thicket of the forest
Kamyshlovsky pine forest
The gnomes lived as a family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st dwarf: They have long been known to everyone.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd gnome (represents the first):
The eldest is the wisest gnome,
He cares about
To have tools
The brothers at the right moments.
3rd gnome (represents the second):
The smaller brother is a serious gnome,
Busy and funny.
4th Dwarf (represents the third):
The third gnome is the merry fellow,
He'll make you laugh anyway.
5th Dwarf (represents the fourth):
And the fourth is that dreamer,
A finder of various treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the fifth):
The fifth gnome is interesting,
Attractive, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the sixth):
The sixth gnome is a kind hard worker,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the seventh):
So that the seventh without delay
I could count every gram.
5th gnome: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th gnome: How much gold was found,
They brought everything with them.
(They show “gold” - a gift the size of half a sheet of Whatman paper in gift wrapping.)
7th gnome: There is a mystery here for the hero of the day.
What's there?.. - It's chocolate!
(They remove the gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of an Alpen Gold chocolate bar, drawn on whatman paper.)
5th gnome: “Alpen Gold” is its name,
This is the effort of our hands.
7th gnome: The hero of the day, look,
There are exactly three fillings here.
(They turn the wrapper over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th gnome: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be glad to receive it.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve success in business.
(They hand over an envelope.)
2nd family: We are happy to give you chocolate with raisins,
So that you can always be known for your zest.
(They hand over an envelope.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut for you,
May you always be strong
And then your nature,
The years will not matter!
(They hand over an envelope.)
5th gnome: We invite everyone to pour,
To wash the gifts.
(Guests fill the glass, the “gnomes” join them.)
Congratulations to the Angels
Presenter: The cloud in the sky has disappeared,
But the angels are not at all angry.
They come down from heaven
They'll be here in a minute.
(Angels appear:)
First angel: And here we are, curly angels,
We have congratulatory leaves in our hands.
(Open the scrolls and read.)
Second angel: Dear birthday girl!
Happy anniversary,
We are protected as before.
First angel: Let's save you from various troubles
Fast forward another hundred years.
Second Angel: Popular rumor has it,
That we are great musicians
I'll have to show it for you
All their hidden talents.
(They perform a song to the soundtrack "Strawberry".)
Song
On this birthday
Meet the groovy duet,
Your mood
The hour will rise in an instant.
On the anniversary for all guests
The birthday girl is more important.
That's why, friends,
Sing along the words to us.
Chorus:
Congratulations on the date - yeah, yeah...
We wish from the bottom of our hearts - yeah, yeah...
Personal, boundless happiness... Yes, yes, yes!
(Chorus repeated twice.)
Congratulations from the Hunter and the Hares
Host: Dear guests! If we look at the starry sky, we will be convinced that the birthday girl was born under the zodiac sign “Sagittarius”. Therefore, I ask you to greet the person who is directly related to this sign.
(A hunter enters on mini-skis, wearing a hat with earflaps, and a gun over his shoulder.)
Hunter: Happy birthday, Sagittarius!
It’s immediately obvious that you are a fighter.
And neither fluff nor feather
It's time to wish you.
I was late for the holiday
I chose all the gifts,
So that I can achieve my goal,
I had to hunt for game.
Here I brought some bunnies,
Maybe there is a demand for it here.
(Two guests run out, dressed in hare costumes, and sing a song.)
Song
Every year on this day we gather together.
Not to sit at the table again:
On your birthday we are without falsehood and flattery
Let's sing about it from the heart and in the mood...
Chorus:
And we don't care, but we don't care,
What will we eat, what will we drink.
We have known for a long time, it’s the way it is.
Your birthday should be good.
We don’t come to visit you for dinner at all,
We managed to recognize the generosity of a kind soul,
That's why we need your birthday,
So that they can congratulate you and tell you...
Congratulations from the Stargazer
Host: Dear guests!
Who keeps count of all the stars?
Well, of course, an astrologer!
Only where the star will flash,
He arrives there.
(The stargazer comes out.)
Astrologer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I pulled out a miracle of miracles.
Happy anniversary,
I give this cake to her.
There are many lights on it,
It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
To the command “three-four!” - you need to smile wider.
And for “one time!” or “two” - get ready first.
How can I say “start!” - You can blow out the candles.
(The hero of the day blows out the candles on command. The cake is placed on the table after the competition.)
Congratulations from the Pioneers
(A team of five people is given packages. They contain a tie and a cap. After changing clothes, the participants are given cards with words.)
Host: And now the floor for congratulations is given to the guests of honor. (The “pioneers” enter.)
We, the pioneers, are the children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,
Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both the October soldiers and the pioneers.
We will continue to follow her example,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
We came to you to learn from our elders,
How should you drink so as not to get completely drunk?
How should you eat to keep your figure?
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
They have been in love with you, Aunt Taya, for a long time.
We can't find a better friend -
We came to congratulate you today!
We say without despondency and laziness:
We don't know about generational conflict.
You, Aunt Taya, are younger than us,
We must take your example in this too.
(They sing a song.)
Song:
Let the blue nights fly like fires!
We, the pioneers, “want a glass.”
It's high time for us adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
(The hostess pours it for the “pioneers.”)
Presenter: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony for our hero of the day to join the pioneers.
Dear mommy!
Please accept our congratulations,
And instructions for life.
Promise us not to get sick,
Getting younger every year
Don't be sad and don't be bored,
Every day is easy to meet.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
Presenter: Do physical exercises
And in the garden digging in the beds,
Don't forget about friends
Invite me to visit you more often.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
(Drum roll, tie a tie for the hero of the day.)
Congratulations from Punks
Presenter: Today, on this festive day, not only pioneers, but also punks came to congratulate the hero of the day.
(The losing team enters, dressed as punks, and reads rap lyrics.)
Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
Warmth of soul and kindness.
Accept from us on your birthday,
On your anniversary day of the year.
You look cool today
Just like your own
And your party is crowded,
After all, you are not alone here.
Let's have a great time
We are on this holiday,
Let's pour everyone a glass,
So that you are not too lazy to dance.
(The hostess treats the guests.)
The gypsy's comic fortune telling will make the holiday brighter!
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2012 by Olga Ladyemansipe 4 comments
If you are planning a holiday event and you don’t know how to entertain your guests, then you have come to the right place. From personal experience I can say that one of the most effective ways to make the holiday memorable for everyone is themed dressing up.
Surprise moment "Gypsy"
I don’t know whether it’s the clothes or the people, but the dressing up method always works, even without careful preparation. If you don’t have time to come up with a costumed role-playing performance, then you can always dress up as a gypsy as a woman, or better yet as a man.
And maybe, at first glance, gypsy comic fortune-telling in verse will seem banal to many, but when people see the whole picture, they will be able to restrain themselves from laughing, and will remember the holiday for a long time. So, if you organize comic fortune-telling for a birthday, you can make a pleasant surprise for the birthday boy, and if you come up with comic fortune-telling for a gypsy at a wedding, then all the guests and newlyweds will appreciate the efforts of the organizers and will gladly take part in the process. I bring to your attention gypsy comic fortune telling in verse, which you can safely use at any holiday.
Comic fortune telling by gypsies for women
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for her anniversary
Congratulation sketch for the anniversary “Gypsy Fortune Telling”.
A woman, better, who knows how to speak and loves to talk, dresses up as a gypsy. One of the guests says that some gypsy is asking to see the hero of the day, that it’s a matter of life and death. He asks to accept it quickly.
A gypsy woman enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day: Well, my diamond, I’ll tell you fortunes for free, almost for nothing, just for a glass of vodka. He sits down next to the hero of the day, takes out cards and begins to lay them out, commenting on each card along the way.
Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell it like it is. Now I’ll spread the cards and find out a lot about you. The cards tell me what to call you... and your name in the great language
Maya means... You love rightness in everything, you always try to help everyone, everywhere.
You always want to be useful. Your zodiac sign is... and you were born today exactly... years ago. You love (then you need to list what the hero of the day loves, for example football, fishing or hunting). Every person was born under the protection of some tree, so your tree is... This means that you are a necessary person in any company and the soul of the company.
It's always interesting and fun to be with you, and you always like to joke. You are always surrounded by friends and you have a lot of them. You love your family and are proud of your children.
Women love you and you are always surrounded by lovely ladies. Come on, accept the gift of a bouquet of flowers from the ladies dear to your heart. And the gypsy gives the hero of the day a bouquet of flowers.
Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman’s anniversary
I'll scatter the deck
There was something in her life
I'll scatter the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, from those suits I recognize
What will she have in life?
In the past is a wedding, a feast on the mountain,
Yes, there are countless guests around
Wedding called gold
I have it in my deck!
So that she has a plane,
Let's say let her pay
But we are also in this business
They would have fucked something too!
It was to sell them intelligence.
But then marry her
Must be their moneybag. She's fine here too
The husband is not easy!
She should live somewhere under
Moscow!
That slogan has been put into practice!
The main thing is that with a vest
Each of them was endowed!
Where will we settle the generation?
She has life!
Happiness is countless in assets,
And the merits cannot be counted!
There is happiness in the future,
And there are merits too!
In a stack so that one is one to one,
At least two hundred years
You'll go pheasant hunting,
And if you bring home a wild boar, you will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone
You say: “Fuck it!
Reluctance!" The boss will call - you’ll send
If they fire you, you say: “Well, so what!” Running past shop windows,
I want this bullshit!” And you'll go broke.
And a long youth awaits you,
Pleasant travel cycle. You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood beating in my veins,
Much love awaits you. And happy too
Choose who you need.
And all this without deception,
Pockets full of money. Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for too long,
Dig all 24 hours a day,
You'll be digging for three months,
And then you can swim in wealth.
If you want to be happy,
You'll be happy for the life of you.
KVN-2012. 6th game 1/4. Pyatigorsk - A gypsy woman is telling fortunes...
Sketch Gypsy at the anniversary
Presenter: Attention, attention!
A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet, master of magical and gypsy sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable... Lyalya
Black!
Applause!
Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company!
Take Mpiy into your pleasant company. (Sits down at the table.) No wonder the girl called me a professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future.
I know the fate of all the guests in this house. Podhady, gild your pen, I’ll tell you everything: what is, what was, what will be, what to be afraid of, what gifts to expect from fate... Guests take turns approaching the fortune teller and find out their future: someone is expecting the purchase of a jeep, someone is expecting the arrival of their mother-in-law , for some - the birth of another child, for others - a move, for others - a promotion, etc. After the fortune telling, everyone raises a glass to the future and health of the hero of the day.
The gypsy then performs a gypsy dance, inviting “First-class gypsy.” Presenter: And I heard from one of my friends that gypsies have the ability to guess the thoughts of other people. (Addresses the gypsy woman.) This is probably not true? Gypsy: Wow, you're right!
It's all true!
Believe it or not, I can guess thoughts from a distance. I’ll tell you the whole truth, who thinks and what... (Goes to one of the guests, a representative of the older generation.) Here is that young man, handsome and handsome, thinking about what a delicious salad the mistress of this house prepared, but his wife couldn’t do that. will be able to... (Approaches another guest.) This young and ruddy one thinks about what a good person the owner is... (Approaches the third, etc.) Presenter: I also know that you can predict fate by drawing a lucky or unlucky ticket. Gypsy: And I know such fortune-telling!
I have tickets. Padhadite, dear guests, kind people, pull out the great pieces of paper. What is written on them will certainly come true... As tickets, you can use an astrological forecast or newspaper clippings pasted on small pieces of paper.
Gypsy (after the divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late at work... Hello everyone!
And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity!
I’ll drink a glass on the way to the hospitable owners of this house and to their guests!..
Presenter: Thank you,
Lyalya for stopping by to see us!
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Gypsy prediction options
1. Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money.
You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts, but now give me a coin, my rich one, gild your pen. 2. Wow, dear, I see you’ll be a big boss: you’ll gain fifty kilograms! 3. Wow, dear, be on your guard: avoid the cold from your partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick! 4. My golden one, great love awaits you. Very big. Weighs 120 kilograms! 5. Wai-wai, honey. Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth! 6. Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today’s table will bring certain results by the evening! 7. Today
You may be tempted to get alone with someone!
8. Today, be careful and don’t fall asleep on your neighbor’s plate! 9. Come on, handsome, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything!
You'll have a hangover tomorrow! 10.
Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work at 11.
And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow!
Sunday! (If today is Saturday.) 12.
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls! 13.
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure.
Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring! 14.
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep! 15.
You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you! 16. Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! 17.
There will be friends around you tonight.
Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? Ball,
Bobik and
Polkan! 18. Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up! 19. Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today. 20. Prepare for a big battle!
Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge! 21. A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt. 22. Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you stand on the scales 23. Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and as soon as you give me a beer, you will become a wife again. 24.
Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror! Comic fortune-telling existed and was always in demand. They were performed in different ways. In modern conditions, not every ancient fortune-telling can be reproduced, but new methods of comic predictions have appeared.
Comic fortune telling for an anniversary - as a joke or seriously? If they used to tell fortunes on wax, yarn and needles, now they use books, keyboards and other modern objects. People have different attitudes towards such rituals. Some consider comic fortune telling
New Year, or interesting fortune-telling for an anniversary with fun games, non-binding buffoonery, while other people are sure that this is a wonderful opportunity to find out their future easily and without negative consequences.
Funny comic fortune telling by a gypsy in verse
We all know about gypsy magic. And, there is nothing to hide, for many of us, fortune telling, witchcraft, and the old secrets of the camp are attractive. Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in verse for a birthday can bring novelty to the holiday atmosphere and add some zest to the scenario.
But, of course, these funny fortune telling with funny predictions were not invented by gypsies, but by ordinary people with the intention of making the holiday unforgettable. Agree, the owner feels awkward when his guests yawn from boredom. And to make it more fun to celebrate
New Year, birthday or any other holiday, and they use frivolous rituals of frivolous magic, including comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in verse or funny fortune-telling for a man’s anniversary.
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for an anniversary will make the holiday brighter
There are many ways to do such fortune-telling for a woman’s anniversary. For example, this method is very interesting. There are elements of surprise, surprise, and predictions here - funny, comic fortune-telling by a gypsy woman in verse.
The best time for this pun is in the midst of a noisy feast, when it is time to serve sweets to guests. Dessert dishes may include a sweet pie consisting of small buns, each of which contains a special filling. Guests take a bun each, break them, and the host or hostess reads out the gypsy’s comic prediction about what he got. Perhaps these comic fortune-telling gypsies for the anniversary,
New Year's Eve or at a wedding may seem banal and even stupid, but when the guests see the whole picture, they are unlikely to be able to resist laughing, will appreciate the efforts of the owner and will remember this holiday for a long time.
