The stupidest names. Rare surnames: list, history. Chinese names and surnames

I’m telling you right away, those who read it don’t drone on, like a button accordion...we’re sitting in silence, maybe someone hasn’t read the thread...))) Also continue the topic if you want... There’s no mat, just real names... some people are real it's a pity...)))
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A little preface. I work in a commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, these registries have collected more than 70 thousand people ( Small town!) and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names we came across, and then draw a prize for the week, month, etc.
Just funny surnames such as Popik, Tadpole, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, so I don’t list them here.
Well, this is what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!) Kakashkind, BlyaTko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (an interesting question: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with the sonorous surname Beeliner (I wonder if he has a cell phone) handed over for free?), a man named Tampak (I really want to add, don’t I?), worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman (just like Chekhovsky: there is no such thing,
which could not become a Jewish surname, but what a first and patronymic name!), director of a reputable company with the last name Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out)
Well, now the first three (in descending order) of the current month, I’ll repeat - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolaevich Sraka (strong, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and
1st place - hit of the season - a woman with the last name INTRALIGATOR (like
international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and specifically identify such names.
The letter “B” turned out to be the richest in obscene surnames. In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blyatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans. Against the background of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for three
families who proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or
Bobinchik-Rabinovich. And there are two Nedrishchevs in Moscow, but there is another Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad. There are, respectively, five Pyatizhopovs. For every three Nadkhullins there is one Podkhullin. Onanizev is present in two
copies, Pupkin - three, and Sivukho also two. The letter “B” in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter “X”, which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Khernykh, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular among us - there are only two of them.
But five families bear the surname Pedik. They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, live very well,
Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin. We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow for every Bad one there were three Good ones and even three Good ones suggests that good people still more than bad.
Well, and finally: there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one. Chaynikov -17 (it’s good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops you on the road). And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs living in Moscow, four Yeltsins. Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3. Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.
Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers. Behind them are not the Petrovs at all, as one might assume, but the Kuznetsovs - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing out the legitimate Sidorovs, of whom there are also a lot.

We all have different surnames. They are funny and sad, funny and cool. We do not choose what we will be called... not fate! That's why they call us whatever you want! Now we will present you the most funny names and last names, and you decide... - laugh out loud or cry, regretting real person who received such a name and surname.

Look... this is real data existing people! It's no one's fault that people have such names and surnames. It’s funny, of course, laugh... just don’t forget that we don’t select this data. This is a gift of fate that sticks “like a bath leaf” and is almost impossible to tear off. You will say that I would quickly change all the data, but in people’s memory you will still remain that “funny-family” who recently changed his data, and your friends will tell everyone else and you will have a new “click”, which may be even worse!

Really funny and cool women's names and surnames

Your attention funny women.., no not like this! Funny names and cool names cute girls and beautiful women. Well, why did fate so decreed that cute creatures could have such terrible data? For them, the most pressing and vital issue is to urgently get married and change their last name! In the meantime, they sit in their offices with funny names, go through life and make the audience laugh left and right...

Photos of passports of boys and men with funny data

Passports prove that there are people with funny names and cool surnames living among us. They not only go through life laughing, since they do not change their data, they make us laugh and add some color to our lives. “Laugh as much as you like, your last name won’t come out of your passport...”

The data in the passports of girls (women) evokes funny emotions

Look how beautiful ladies with such names are. How do they live if I already know them by sight thanks to such funny information? And... it’s clear: “They go through life laughing...”.

Funny first and last names on VKontakte

On VKontakte you can hide your real last name and first name, so don’t judge strictly, we couldn’t check exactly and posted what is and was... And this is a Fact!

Guys and men

Girls and women

Girls are so different, and the VKontakte network talks about this. Are these names either made up to attract attention, or are they real? There will be no guessing... We won’t find out! And you see for yourself what’s going on there...

Cool names and funny surnames in English

Foreigners are people from another world who write and speak differently than we are used to understanding. However... we really understand something and it’s really funny! See for yourself...

Wikipedia has a lot of funny real names of famous people!

Do you believe Wikipedia? We believe... because it describes mainly verified facts from our real life. Look what famous people have these interesting surnames. Truly our world is rich and diverse!

Modern unusual first names- this is a memory of the era in which they appeared. Decent in Russia noble families began to form relatively recently, and before that, families were called words that were used in popular speech and were not subject to any censorship. So, for example, if the father had one black eye or was lame, the family was called Krivenkiye. With the same logic, they were called Fingerless, Earless and Handless. No other countries in the world can compare with Ukraine and Russia in the originality of surnames.

Slavic cool, unusual surnames:

  • Unwise;
  • Maudlin;
  • Poor;
  • Semirozum;
  • Prusachok;
  • Pyatizhopkin;
  • Bobinchik, Ave.

Funny people's last names

People of different nationalities have original, interesting surnames. Many of them surprise and make you laugh until your stomach hurts. It is unlikely that everyone who received funny surnames, first names or patronymics in their passports lives in harmony with them, because such people have to be subjected to ridicule and laughter from others since childhood. However, you should treat this with irony and humor, because there will always be a person who is even more unlucky, for example, Lyubov Koshek or Zakhar Zapadlovsky.

For VK for girls

Living with a dissonant surname is not very comfortable, so most girls try to change it or at least hide it from others. Young representatives of the fair sex are selected for social networks beautiful, laconic pseudonyms that only partially resemble the real name. Thanks to this, discontent and shame disappear, but friends, nevertheless, easily recognize the girls. What cool surnames are there for VKontakte? Examples of successfully modified aliases:

  • for Naumenko Ira – Naum Irina, Naira;
  • for Prus Sveta - Lana Tarakanova, Lana Prus;
  • for Anna Kuznetsova – Anna Blacksmith (literal translation into English);
  • for Nastya Ivanova - Ivanna Nastina (change of names).

The funniest surnames in Russia

You can find crazy Russian surnames in the telephone directory. For example, in the capital there are several families with interesting options: Dobryden, Yesterday, Eybogins, Galoshes, Kuku, Khvataimukhi, Shchiborshch, Zadneulitsa, Kukishi. The list can be continued for a very long time: various authors (usually social service workers) compile large-scale collections and ratings of the funniest names/surnames registered in Russia.

For girls

In any large team there are owners of strange, ugly and even obscene names. From the huge number, we can highlight the following interesting surnames for girls:

  • Brekhunova;
  • Zhopina;
  • Kazyavkina;
  • Sexual;
  • Mozgoedova;
  • Khryukin;
  • Naked;
  • Zhirnova;
  • Durnopeiko;
  • Snot;
  • Dobrobaba;
  • Corpse;
  • Lokhova;
  • Still beer.

Complex double rares have a special “charm” female surnames Russian women:

  • Shura-Bura;
  • Kill-Joyful;
  • Bita-Marya;
  • Honest-Good;
  • Buffalo Cat.

Sometimes surnames that seem normal at first glance look strange and funny when combined with women’s professions. A selection of such funny, sometimes scary tandems:

  • doctor of the Sick;
  • artist of the Meshkova fashion house;
  • cosmetologist Decrepit;
  • salesman-cashier Skorobogatova;
  • Pediatrician Plague;
  • geologist Zemlyannaya;
  • store director Gnilomyasova;
  • headmistress of the school Book.

Funny male surnames

Usually funny male surnames catch the eye of those whose work involves parsing a huge number of letters and applications. Among the recipients and applicants you can find Kozlov, Kisel, Pasyukov and other citizens whose names bring a smile to their face. Listed below are the ridiculous and funny Russian surnames of Russian men. These include:

  • Fucking;
  • Nadryshchev;
  • Blyakherov;
  • Bobinchik;
  • Kherenkov;
  • Zababashkin;
  • Glyukin;
  • Pupkin;
  • Fucking;
  • Zadnikov;
  • Bobik;
  • Abebe;
  • Sharikov;
  • Dry back;
  • Syvokoz;
  • Didus;
  • Durnopeiko;
  • Cord.

The funniest surnames in the world

Among other nations, Moldovans and Romanians have succeeded in creating funny names. Among them there are many Boshar (translated as “pumpkin”), Mosh (“grandfather”), Surdulov (“deaf”), Berbekaev (“ram”). Chechens are not inferior to these peoples; their families can be called Pomoevs, Saraevs, Nadoevs and even Playboys. The funniest names and surnames in the world are also found among Armenians and Georgians - these are Zaseyany, Opokhmelyan, Zarzhaveli, Dobegulia.

There are many funny Japanese names - Nakamode, Sukasena, Oherachu, Komusishi, Shirehari, Herovato. In America there lives an insurance agent whose name is Chip Munk; when pronounced, the words are combined and sound like “chipmunk”. In addition, the United States is known for the prevalence of such surnames as Assman, which translates into Russian as “ass man.” We would call the Canadian Wacko family like the Crazy Ones. The Polish resident Bzdashek Zapadlovsky also distinguished himself.

A separate list should be formed among famous personalities– football players and athletes. Foreigners proudly bear surnames in their own country, but in Russia they sound ridiculous and ridiculous. List of football players who were unlucky with their name:

  • Mandanda Steve;
  • Child Paul;
  • Sicinho;
  • I'm Conan Didier;
  • Lenya Ivan;
  • Gad Marjan;
  • Kaka;
  • Nasri Samir;
  • Chuka Stefano Okaka;
  • Kakalov Georgy;
  • Pukki Teemu;
  • Abdullah the Fool;
  • Popa Mariusz;
  • Pivko Rafal;
  • Ogogo Abu;
  • Pukanych Adrian.

Ukrainian

Cossack roots can be recognized by the names in Ukrainian passports. The sharp-tongued Cossacks, without stint, gave funny, sometimes even offensive nicknames to their brothers. Thus, the funniest surnames of Ukrainians have survived to this day:

  • Vernyvolya;
  • Netudyhata;
  • Davicosa;
  • Vykhrestyuk;
  • Abyyak;
  • Pidoprygora;
  • Zazhryshchenko;
  • Vystavnoga;
  • Ridkokasha;
  • Hakalo;
  • Pindyura;
  • Zhopinsky;
  • Galushka;
  • Yellowlegs;
  • Gulyayden;
  • Gryzidub;
  • Nosulya;
  • Unclean.

Jewish

Not only Slavic surnames capable of making Russians laugh. funny Jewish surnames can only be assessed in conjunction with the name. These “pearls” include:

  • Lolita Sole;
  • Melon Merlin;
  • Psyche Vatnik;
  • Cylinder Grave Digger;
  • Monya Bald;
  • Leah Sherenga;
  • Helmet Robostone;
  • Itsyk Lechitsa;
  • Me Shalashibes;
  • Fanya Cork;
  • Shmulik Rag;
  • Rivka Lopata;
  • Motya Naftalin;
  • Faina Dratva;
  • Immanuel Portyanka;
  • Maria Help;
  • Lena Dial;
  • Pesya Barrier;
  • Chaim Kukish;
  • Tsylya Shkurnik;
  • Aron Benefit;
  • Yosef Pshik.

Chinese names and surnames

For foreigners, Chinese names are a set of characters of unknown meaning. However, every name in this country carries a literal meaning, which is sometimes not just funny, but even indecent. Funny Chinese first and last names:

  • Fàn tǒng – means “fool”, “lazy person/freeloader”;
  • Lái gāo cháo – “to achieve orgasm”;
  • Shǎn diànqiú – “ball lightning”;
  • Hè hèhe (does not need translation);
  • Сháng gāo cháo – “frequent orgasm”.

Even if you don’t go into details of the translation, many Chinese have names that are funny in pronunciation:

  • Sun Wyn Wchai;
  • Take out Drink yourself;
  • Take out Su Him.

Funny celebrity last names

Real names of stars Russian stage, cinema and show business are not as euphonious as their pseudonyms. Below are just them short list. Funny last names famous people(the first is a pseudonym, the second is real name):

  • Pavel Kashin - Pavel Kvasha;
  • Jasmine – Semendueva Sara;
  • Queen Natasha – Rip Natasha;
  • Marshal Alexander - Minkov Alexander;
  • Malinin Alexander – Vyguzov Alexander;
  • Andrey Razin – Vadim Krivorotov;
  • Lolita Milyavskaya - Gorelik Lolita;
  • Rotaru Sofia - Rotar Sofia;
  • Abraham Russo - Efrem Apdzhyan;
  • Rubashkin - Chernorubashkin Boris;
  • Stashevsky Vlad - Tverdokhlebov Vyacheslav.

Top funny surnames

For outsiders, very funny surnames are another reason to have fun, but their owners often have a hard time. WITH kindergarten such people have to endure ridicule from their peers, so many of these “lucky” people sooner or later decide to make changes to their passport details. Below are the strangest surnames registered in the CIS countries:

  • Mess;
  • Golomudko;
  • Worm;
  • Lice;
  • Perebeinos;
  • Bananovich;
  • Boobs;
  • Viper;
  • Vypyrailova;
  • Killwolf;
  • Steering wheel;
  • One-pose;
  • Dokhlik;
  • Uncle;
  • Podluk;
  • Dulya;
  • Drishch;
  • Chmyryuk;
  • Asshole;
  • Beeliner;
  • Kakashkind.

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We are already accustomed to the fact that every person has a surname, which distinguishes him from others, shows his belonging to a certain family and is inherited. However, this was not always the case. The official assignment of a surname to each person occurred less than a century ago, which in the context of history is a very short period of time. The history of each individual surname is unique in its own way. Sometimes dozens of people with the same last name live in the same territory. Sometimes it happens that we smile when we hear some unusual surname. Today we will talk about such rare family names.

There are actually a lot of rare surnames that really ring a bell. There are simply relatively few bearers of such surnames. It is impossible to cover them all in the article, but we will at least try to classify them and divide them into groups.

  1. Single letter surnames: despite the simplicity of their composition, they are quite rare and unusual for hearing. People are registered in Moscow by last name ABOUT ,YU And E .
  2. Surnames consisting of one syllable: They are also not very common. Only a few families with surnames live in Russia An , Yong , That And Before .
  3. Surnames-toponyms: these are surnames that are consonant with the names of cities or rivers. For example, not many people have surnames like:
  • Moscow ;
  • America ;
  • Astrakhan ;
  • Kamchatka and others.
  1. Legendary surnames: these are the names of literary and historical heroes, the carriers of which are also very few. These include names such as:
  • Crusoe ;
  • Grozny ;
  • Pozharsky ;
  • Chatsky ;
  • Karenin and others.
  1. Double-root surnames: this includes surnames obtained by merging two words at once. Some names sound quite euphonious and are quite common, but you rarely see surnames such as:
  • Good afternoon ;
  • Eybogin ;
  • Backstreet ;
  • Comb my mane ;
  • Nepeyvoda ;
  • Cool gunpowder ;
  • Grab the mule ;
  • Shchiborshch ;
  • Kill and others.
  1. Surnames consonant ordinary words : these are words that, when officially recorded, did not receive normal suffixation using suffixes typical for surnames -s And -in:

- consonant with nouns:

  • Water ;
  • Stove ;
  • Freezing ;
  • Pot ;
  • Chizh ;
  • Magpie and many others;

- consonant verbs:

  • Tron ;
  • Razdobudko ;
  • Bite it ;
  • Klyuy ;
  • Negrey and others;

- consonant with adverbs:

  • On the side ;
  • Sometimes ;
  • Generously ;
  • Nothing ;
  • Let's go and others.

This list can be continued endlessly. We do not set ourselves the task of covering the entire scope of rare Russian surnames: we have outlined only the main trends in their existence. And after all, each of the surnames has its own unique, unique story, which can tell about the life of our distant ancestors.

Where could such rare and unusual surnames, unfamiliar to our ears, come from? Initially, a person was given a nickname that distinguished him from the rest of the people. If a nickname stuck with a person, it gradually became a name assigned to a certain clan or family, even if unofficially. So the nickname turned into a surname. Since nicknames are most often rude or mocking in nature, all modern rare, unusual surnames come from them. Their origins can be very different, but people who study anthroponymy (the history of human surnames, first names, patronymics and nicknames) identify several main trends in the origin of such names.

  1. Last names were given according to appearance person:
  • Bryla (that was the name of people with plump, saggy lips);
  • Lobar (a person of large build);
  • Pupysh (the so-called pimply man);
  • Uraz (crippled person);
  • Mug (ugly person);
  • Makura (blind person);
  • Fursik (short man).
  1. The surname could reflect occupation person, his profession:
  • Obabok (that’s what our ancestors called people who traded in mushrooms);
  • Vozovik (a person selling goods from a cart);
  • Lazebnik (barber);
  • Argun (Vladimir carpenter);
  • Clamp (one who deals with horses).
  1. Character traits also often appeared in unusual surnames:
  • Butt (as in some areas they called a stupid and stubborn person);
  • Ogibenya (a nickname for a flattering and deceitful person);
  • Kichiga (empty man);
  • Buzun (fighter);
  • Palga (nickname for a clumsy person).

4. Last names could be given according to place of residence:

  • Zaporozhets ;
  • Vyatich ;
  • Moskvich ;
  • Volyn ;
  • Uralets and others.
  1. Since Russian culture was formed for many centuries under the influence of Orthodoxy, many rare surnames have church origin:
  • Prayer ;
  • Deacon ;
  • Bell ;
  • chanter ;
  • Bogodukh and others.

Thus, each surname has its own little story. How nice it would be if every person with a unique surname revealed its secret and preserved its history for their descendants. However, in the history of all rare surnames, common points can be identified.

XIII-XIV centuries

At this time, people in villages began to be distinguished not only by their first names, but also by their surnames. Noble boyars received dashing and sonorous surnames, but the peasantry did not know how to speak beautifully, so they had the most dissonant surnames. Some of them never received a suffix and retained their original form:

  • Fritter ;
  • Fool ;
  • Oakmaker ;
  • Bogomaz ;
  • Tit ;
  • stub and others.

70s of the XIX century

In 1874, Alexander II carried out a military reform, according to which universal military duty, which entailed legal registration surnames for all males. There were often cases when a recruit found it difficult to answer the question of what his last name was. In this case, the surname was given right away, most often based on appearance. Since there was no time to fantasize, surnames often turned out funny and even rude. Some of them have reached us:

  • Toothless ;
  • One-armed ;
  • Hard of hearing ;
  • Crooked ;
  • Redhead ;
  • Forehead and other names.

90s of the XIX century

In 1897, the first all-Russian population census was carried out, which legally assigned surnames not only to men, but also to women and children. The surname finally became officially assigned to a specific family. In some places, census takers gave surnames the desired form using typical suffixes, and in others they left them in the form of nicknames, which have become rare today:

  • Censer ;
  • Turnip ;
  • Breeze ;
  • Milk ;
  • Extreme and others.

1930s

In the 30s of the 20th century, an important era took place in general history surnames In Russia, everyone was offered to change their dissonant surnames. Entire lines of people with the most unusual surnames flocked to the registration departments. The Izvestia newspaper managed to record this historical moment: thanks to it, we have a list of those names that disappeared forever in the 30s of the last century:

  • Poltobatko ;
  • Near-Fist ;
  • Balda ;
  • Poodle ;
  • Doggie ;
  • Corn ;
  • Barefoot ;
  • whiny ;
  • fly agaric ;
  • Tail and many, many others.

This is the difficult path many rare names have gone through. Some of them managed to survive, others are irretrievably a thing of the past and exist for us only on paper. Rare surnames not always funny and absurd. Among them there are many euphonious and beautiful - ones that their bearers are rightfully proud of.

Each person pays a lot of attention to his last name. He studies its meaning, where it came from, what its roots are. However, the funniest and most unusual surnames presented here do not bring joy to their owners, and many seriously dream of getting rid of such a gift from their parents.

One can only be amazed at the inexhaustible human imagination and have a lot of fun when encountering such proper names in serious documents or on the door signs of the offices of respectable bosses. The list presented is real names, found on the territory of Russia and belonging to its citizens. Numerous photographs prove this.

The culture of the Cossacks has always been unique and somewhat different from the cultures of other indigenous peoples of Rus'. This originality was reflected in the nicknames that were given to warriors based on various characteristics or qualities of character. Later, with the advent of surnames in the 19th century. they became official surnames.

  • Karaibeda
  • Motsny
  • Rotan
  • Gubach
  • Nesvyatipaska
  • Titsky
  • Killer
  • Good evening
  • Gryzidub
  • Sit down wolf
  • Houdier
  • Unclean
  • Gulyayden
  • Weak woman
  • Drozhiruk
  • Rottooth
  • Pidkuimikha
  • Nosulya
  • Neeshmak
  • Yellowlegs
  • Help
  • Mordan

Of course, the Cossack guys also had ordinary Orthodox names, but taking into account the specifics of the army, frequent campaigns and close communication, people with same names it was necessary to distinguish, and then observation and humor came into play. For example, two Sashas could be very different in appearance or temperament, and then each received his own nickname. Now no one could confuse them during roll call or call them in battle during a fight.

Bulgarian, Moldavian, Gypsy

Everyone knows that in Russian Federation people live different nationalities, there are even entire villages where Bulgarians, Gypsies, and many Moldovans live for a long time Russian citizens. Among them there are also surnames. which cause. if not wild, uncontrollable laughter, then certainly surprise.

  • Bestresku
  • Fanta
  • Rakova
  • Khachapuri
  • Trifle
  • Zapadlovsky
  • Cherepovsky
  • Cats
  • Razdvinogova

Caucasian surnames

  • Nadoev
  • Wallpaper
  • Pomoev
  • Sarajevo
  • Pleboys
  • Pliev
  • Onanidze
  • Onaniashvili

  • Porosenkov
  • Not a pussy
  • Hemp
  • Shmal
  • Zhopina
  • Yablonskaya
  • Vagina
  • Lokhov
  • Shelyukhina
  • Shmarin
  • Mozgoedov
  • Durnopeiko
  • Snot
  • Sexual
  • Pigman
  • Kovyryalov
  • Zhirnov
  • Zhirinovsky
  • Chmyr
  • Moshnin
  • Khokhlupoikina
  • Syringe
  • Moshonkin
  • Brekhunov
  • Mityukov
  • Mondina
  • Mochenkin
  • Fonderkin
  • Sosunov
  • Pechenkin
  • Pichugina
  • Khryukin
  • Golobokova
  • Goloshchekin
  • Quarter
  • Tretiak
  • Dobrobaba
  • Onansky

To make sure that the list is not made up, just enter any name into a search engine and you can immediately get several dozen lucky people with unusual surnames. Telephone directories of big cities will also help in your search.

Double surnames with strange meanings

In Russia it is not uncommon to find speakers double surnames. They are usually written with a hyphen and sometimes cause a lot of trouble for their owners. Where do they come from? There are different ways:

Someone adds to native surname pseudonym, this usually happens in creative environment, so as to be different from others and not be confused with other actors. (For example, the wonderful actor Pankratov Cherny).

There are also historical ones. Two noble families, when they became related, also combined the surnames of the spouses (Musin-Pushkin).

Someone got a surname in an orphanage during the war years, thanks to the indefatigable imagination of the teachers.

Let's get acquainted with these unique words:

  • Buffalo Cat
  • Bit-Ivan
  • Honest-Good
  • Kill-Joyful
  • Shura-Bura
  • Drinker-Nefedoy

Collectors of surnames

There are civil servants whose work is directly related to documents and personal data of people. There are a lot of them who know how to appreciate humor, so they can’t pass up another family gem. Eat large collections names that will make you laugh for more than one evening. In every job, even the papery and boring one, you can find its own charms. Here is one of the interesting selections:

  • Muhosranov
  • Serobaba
  • Blyakher
  • Intraligator
  • Nedorezov
  • Akulibaba
  • Dolbnya
  • Bibik
  • Nedorezov
  • Dokhlik
  • Pipko
  • Asshole
  • Wartkin
  • Saloed
  • Take a walk
  • skins
  • Khertuheev
  • Khrennov
  • Smorshchuk
  • Wart
  • Shurlo
  • Burdyga
  • Golotsutskov
  • Neumyvakin
  • Sinebryukhov

Sometimes such collectors not only write down their finds in a separate notebook, but also make scans as evidence that such funny names really exist and are not just another invention.

Funny names of public people

Among famous personalities, you can often meet people with strange names. They exist in all areas and countries, including among our athletes and media personalities.

Football players

  • Karyaka
  • Smertin
  • Kolodin
  • Zlobin
  • I'll sing
  • Mazilu
  • Contra
  • Kakashvili
  • Krivoruchko
  • Jop (Poland)

Hockey players

  • Krutokhvostov
  • Ovechkin
  • Myshkin
  • Koshechkin
  • Mogilny
  • Vypuukal (Czech Republic)
  • Vybl (Czech Republic)
  • Jablonski
  • Skvernyuk

Tennis players

  • Chesnokov

Basketball players

  • Fuck it
  • Khryapa

Biathlon, skiing

  • Deri Earth
  • Chudov
  • Kr. Stick
  • Sacherbacher

Athletics

  • Borzakovsky
  • Borzov
  • B. Shieblowski

Jumpers

  • A. Malysh
  • Zebra

A person, of course, is not free to choose a surname. He receives it from his relatives. Some owners, having become adults, rush to change their life-poisoning surname, others go through life with it, without complexes and by deeds proving that it is not the name that makes a person, but just the opposite, if he is a purposeful, self-sufficient person.