Comic fortune telling on gypsy cards. Tell me, funny predictions of a gypsy
The gypsy's comic fortune telling will make the holiday brighter!
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2012 by Olga Ladyemansipe 4 comments
If you are planning a holiday event and you don’t know how to entertain your guests, then you have come to the right place. From personal experience I can say that one of the most effective ways to make the holiday memorable for everyone is themed dressing up.
Surprise moment "Gypsy"
I don’t know whether it’s the clothes or the people, but the dressing-up method always works, even without careful preparation. If you don’t have time to come up with a costumed role-playing performance, then dress up a woman as a gypsy, and better than a man, you can always.
And maybe, at first glance, gypsy comic fortune telling in verse will seem banal to many, but when people see the whole picture, they will be able to restrain themselves from laughing, and will remember the holiday for a long time. So, if you organize comic fortune telling for a birthday, you can do a pleasant surprise the birthday boy, and if you come up with comic fortune telling by a gypsy at a wedding, then all the guests and newlyweds will appreciate the efforts of the organizers and will be happy to take part in the process. I bring to your attention gypsy comic fortune telling in verse, which you can safely use at any holiday.
Comic fortune telling by gypsies for women
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for her anniversary
Congratulation sketch for the anniversary “Gypsy Fortune Telling”.
A woman, better, who knows how to speak and loves to talk, dresses up as a gypsy. One of the guests says that some gypsy is asking to see the hero of the day, that it’s a matter of life and death. He asks to accept it quickly.
A gypsy woman enters the hall and approaches the hero of the day: Well, my diamond, I’ll tell you fortunes for free, almost for nothing, for just a glass of vodka. He sits down next to the hero of the day, takes out cards and begins to lay them out, commenting on each card along the way.
Cards love lies and flattery, cards will tell it like it is. Now I’ll spread the cards and find out a lot about you. The cards tell me what to call you... and your name in the great language
Maya means... You love rightness in everything, you always try to help everyone, everywhere.
You always want to be useful. Your zodiac sign is... and you were born today exactly... years ago. You love (then you need to list what the hero of the day loves, for example football, fishing or hunting). Every person was born under the protection of some tree, so your tree is... This means that you are the right person in any company and the soul of the company.
It's always interesting and fun to be with you, and you always like to joke. You are always surrounded by friends and you have a lot of them. You love your family and are proud of your children.
Women love you and you are always surrounded by lovely ladies. Well, accept the gift of a bouquet of flowers from the ladies dear to your heart. And the gypsy gives the hero of the day a bouquet of flowers.
Congratulations from a gypsy on a woman’s anniversary
I'll scatter the deck
There was something in her life
I'll scatter the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, from those suits I recognize
What will she have in life?
In the past is a wedding, a feast on the mountain,
Yes, there are countless guests around
Wedding called gold
I have it in my deck!
So that she has a plane,
Let's say let her pay
But we are also in this business
They would have fucked something too!
It was to sell them intelligence.
But then marry her
Must be their moneybag. She's fine here too
The husband is not easy!
She should live somewhere under
Moscow!
That slogan has been put into practice!
The main thing is that with a vest
Each of them was endowed!
Where will we settle the generation?
She has life!
Happiness is countless in assets,
And the merits cannot be counted!
There is happiness in the future,
And there are merits too!
In a stack so that one to one,
At least two hundred years
You'll go pheasant hunting,
And if you bring home a wild boar, you will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone
You say: “Fuck it!
Reluctance!" The boss will call - you will send
If they fire you, you say: “Well, so what!” Running past shop windows,
I want this bullshit!” And you'll go broke.
And a long youth awaits you,
Pleasant travel cycle. You will see the whole world and more than once,
So save money now, right away.
There will be blood beating in my veins,
Much love awaits you. And happy too
Choose who you need.
And all this without deception,
Pockets full of money. Since you will find the treasure,
Just don't yawn for too long,
Dig all 24 hours a day,
You'll be digging for three months,
And then you can swim in wealth.
If you want to be happy,
You'll be happy for the life of you.
KVN-2012. 6th game 1/4. Pyatigorsk - A gypsy woman is telling fortunes...
Sketch Gypsy at the anniversary
Presenter: Attention, attention!
A charming and charming woman came to visit us for the holiday. Meet, master of magic and gypsy sciences, professor of divination, unpredictable and inimitable... Lyalya
Black!
Applause!
Gypsy: Wai-wai, what a warm company!
Take Mpiy into your pleasant company. (Sits down at the table.) No wonder the girl called me a professor. Yes, I am a professor. I can predict the future.
I know the fate of all the guests in this house. Podhady, gild your pen, I’ll tell you everything: what is, what was, what will be, what to be afraid of, what gifts to expect from fate... Guests take turns approaching the fortune teller and find out their future: someone is expecting the purchase of a jeep, someone is expecting the arrival of their mother-in-law , for some - the birth of another child, for others - a move, for others - a promotion, etc. After the fortune telling, everyone raises a glass to the future and health of the hero of the day.
Then the gypsy performs gypsy dance, inviting “First-class gypsy.” Presenter: I heard from one of my friends that gypsies have the ability to guess the thoughts of other people. (Addresses the gypsy woman.) This is probably not true? Gypsy: Wow, you're right!
It's all true!
Believe it or not, I can guess thoughts from a distance. I’ll tell you the whole truth, who thinks and what... (He goes to one of the guests, a representative of the older generation.) That young man, handsome and handsome, is thinking about what delicious salad the mistress of this house has prepared, but his wife will not be able to do this... (Approaches another guest.) This young and ruddy man is thinking about what good man owner... (Approaches the third, etc.) Presenter: I also know that you can predict fate by drawing a lucky or unlucky ticket. Gypsy: And I know such fortune-telling!
I have tickets. Padhadite, dear guests, kind people, pull out the great pieces of paper. What is written on them will certainly come true... You can use them as tickets astrological forecast or newspaper clippings pasted onto small pieces of paper.
Gypsy (after the divination): Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I’m going to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, doesn’t like it when I’m late at work... Hello everyone!
And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity!
I’ll drink a glass on the way to the hospitable owners of this house and to their guests!..
Presenter: Thank you,
Lyalya for stopping by to see us!
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Gypsy prediction options
1. Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money.
You will buy a cottage outside the city, because you will pay off the apartment for debts, but now give me a coin, my rich one, gild your pen. 2. Wow, dear, I see you’ll be a big boss: you’ll gain fifty kilograms! 3. Wow, dear, be on your guard: avoid the cold from your partner of the opposite sex, otherwise you will get sick! 4. My golden one, great love awaits you. Very big. Weighs 120 kilograms! 5. Wai-wai, honey. Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth! 6. Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening! 7. Today
You may be tempted to get alone with someone!
8. Today, be careful and don’t fall asleep on your neighbor’s plate! 9. Come on, handsome, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything!
You'll have a hangover tomorrow! 10.
Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work at 11.
And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow!
Sunday! (If today is Saturday.) 12.
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls! 13.
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure.
Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring! 14.
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep! 15.
You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you! 16. Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! 17.
There will be friends around you tonight.
Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? Ball,
Bobik and
Polkan! 18. Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up! 19. Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today. 20. Get ready for big battle!
Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge! 21. A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On my neighbor's belt. 22. Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you stand on the scales 23. Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and as soon as you give me a beer, you will become a wife again. 24.
Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror! Comic fortune-telling existed and was always in demand. They were performed in different ways. IN modern conditions not every ancient fortune telling can already be reproduced, but new ways of comic predictions have appeared.
Comic fortune telling for an anniversary - as a joke or seriously? If they used to tell fortunes on wax, yarn and needles, now they use books, keyboards and other modern objects. People have different attitudes towards such rituals. Some consider comic fortune telling
New Year, or interesting fortune telling for the anniversary with fun games, non-binding buffoonery, while other people are sure that this is a wonderful opportunity to easily and without negative consequences find out your future.
Funny comic fortune telling by a gypsy in verse
We all know about gypsy magic. And, there is nothing to hide, for many of us, fortune telling, witchcraft, and the old secrets of the camp are attractive. Comic fortune-telling by a gypsy in verse for a birthday can bring novelty to the holiday atmosphere and add some zest to the scenario.
But of course these funny fortune telling funny predictions were not invented by gypsies, but ordinary people with the intention of making the holiday unforgettable. Agree, the owner feels awkward when his guests yawn from boredom. And to make it more fun to celebrate
New Year, birthday or any other holiday, and use frivolous rituals of frivolous magic, including comic fortune telling gypsies in verse or funny fortune telling for a man’s anniversary.
Comic fortune telling by a gypsy for an anniversary will make the holiday brighter
There are many ways to do such fortune-telling for a woman’s anniversary. For example, this method is very interesting. There are elements of surprise, surprise, and predictions here - funny, comic fortune-telling by a gypsy woman in verse.
The best time for this pun is in the midst of a noisy feast, when it is time to serve sweets to guests. Dessert dishes may include a sweet pie consisting of small buns, each of which contains a special filling. Guests take a bun each, break them, and the host or hostess reads out the gypsy’s comic prediction about what he got. Perhaps these comic fortune-telling gypsies for the anniversary,
New Year's Eve or at a wedding may seem banal and even stupid, but when the guests see the whole picture, they are unlikely to be able to resist laughing, will appreciate the efforts of the owner and will remember this holiday for a long time.
Comic birthday fortune telling
It’s good if the group of Gypsies is large and of different ages, with tambourines and rattles in their hands. They can manipulate their scarves and shawls, making a “circle-dance” out of them, enclosing fortune tellers in it, and a “gate”, allowing the public into them. You can connect a theater group - a “gypsy” with a costumed “bear” performing various commands. It will be great if two or three guitarists perform gypsy songs live.
Characters:
Gypsy 1 (with fake cards),
Gypsy 2(with a large clay pot), Gypsy 3(with a chest),
Gypsy 4(with a huge wallet).
A group of Gypsies dance to the tune of Gypsy songs and pester the public, offering to tell fortunes.
Gypsy 1. Ay, chavale, young, blue-eyed, don’t look around, look at us. We feel in our gut that you want to know your destiny! Gild the pen, our precious one, we’ll spread out the cards like a fan - we’ll tell the whole truth, we won’t hide anything. The wolf is fed by the legs, and the gypsies are fed by cards!
Gypsy 4 (holds up a huge wallet)
Gypsy 1 Put some money in the gypsy wallet - as much as you don’t mind - and draw one card of any kind... Make sure you don’t go wrong!
The fortuneteller pulls out a card, Gypsy 1 explains its meaning. The cards are comic (several are included), so you can predict anything. Gypsy 2 steps forward, interrupting her.
Gypsy 2 . Ay, you are our diamond, brilliant, try your luck again -
Tell fortunes using the gypsy “prophetic pot”...
Show me the money! Round money - Gypsy dark-skinned.
The gypsy will tell you everything as it is about your fate - she won’t lie, the money won’t be wasted!
Gypsy 4 (extends the open and now empty wallet again):
Gypsy 2 Throw money with your right hand,
A left hand put it in the pot.
There's a lot in it, but don't take it all,
And choose one for yourself!
Objects are placed in a pot covered with a scarf. The fortuneteller, without looking, takes out an object from under the scarf, Gypsy 2 explains its meaning.
ITEMS FROM A GYpsy POT:
The ring means an imminent wedding, a change in your personal life.
A handkerchief means separation; disappointments are possible soon.
Flower - to success and prosperity in business, to popularity with the opposite sex.
Candy - to tempting offers, to an easy and sweet life.
Crust of bread - to life's trials, financial difficulties.
Button - to big family, to add to the family.
Coin - to profit, wealth, unexpected inheritance, the appearance of a financial patron.
Bird feather - for quick news, unexpected news, news.
The key is to a new house, apartment, housewarming, change of residence.
Horseshoe - to complete happiness in life.
A sliver - to good health.
Braid or tape - to long journey, long trip.
A bell - to quick joy, great fun.
Bean or beans - to family well-being, mutual understanding in the family, love of relatives.
After fortune telling, the removed item is returned to the pot. Gypsy 3 steps forward, interrupting Gypsy 2.
Gypsy 3. Oh, you are our yakhont, pearly, look:
Here is an old chest with the black hand of an old gypsy inside!
If you are brave at heart,
That hand will tell you fortunes for your good deed.
The most important,
So that you give Gypsy some paper money...
Gypsy 4 (puts out the empty wallet again):
Gypsy 3 And there will be copper money -
The gypsy will become harmful.
Throw some money
Open the chest carefully!
The fortuneteller opens the chest, there are notes with predictions rolled into tubes.
Take any scroll, but don’t overdo it,
Don't wake up the old gypsy's black hand!
At the moment when the fortuneteller takes the note, Gypsy 3 puts the “old gypsy’s hand” through the back wall, decorated with black fringe, and covers his hand.
The hand is a rubber glove stuffed with a sealant with scraps of wool and nails glued on. Then the fortuneteller is asked to read the removed note out loud.
NOTES FROM THEIR GYpsy CHEST:
Beware of casual relationships, it can cause a big problem.
Refuse offers to go out at someone else's expense. Remember: free cheese is only in a mousetrap. They will calculate with interest!
The event you are planning will not succeed. If you want to be happy, change your plans!
Soon you will become the object of adoration, but do not give yourself entirely to feelings, they may be false!
You may lose something very important, be careful!
In the near future you will experience undoubted success in all financial matters.
With a little effort on your part, this year it is possible to change your place of work to another with better conditions.
In the near future, outbursts of anger are coming from your boss. Be alert and be able to adequately repel undeserved attacks!
There is a possibility of becoming the subject of unpleasant gossip, try to behave more carefully, then perhaps you will be able to avoid this.
Try to become friends with the person you are avoiding. Soon he will be able to help you in your difficult situation.
Your living conditions may change.
The wind of distant wanderings awaits you.
Your marital status may soon change.
Yours frank confessions your friends will play a bad joke on you.
You are hiding a secret that is tormenting you. Isn't it time to open up to your loved ones?
The long-awaited promotion is just a stone's throw away from you, put in a little effort!
You will be able to make ends meet, and from now on you will confidently stay afloat.
You have taken one wrong step. Hurry up to fix it, otherwise you will lose the most precious thing you have!
Unexpected wealth awaits you, but don’t lose your head, don’t forget about your loved ones!
Stop throwing dust in the eyes of others, show them your true essence. You are not as bad as you think you are.
In the near future you will become the owner of a new property.
Something that you do not expect will happen, but if you approach the issue wisely, then everything will work out in your favor.
In your destiny, everything depends only on you. Be a little more persistent, go towards your intended goal, and everything will work out!
Soon you will have a very influential patron.
In the near future you will meet a new interesting acquaintance.
Wait for the good news, everything will change for the better soon.
Start paying more attention to yourself, love yourself, you absolutely need this.
Avoid heavy meals and fun companies: it’s time to listen to your health, otherwise it will be too late!
Do not lend money: there is a chance that it will not come back to you.
Hurry up on vacation, go to the sea, an extraordinary year awaits you a holiday romance with a continuation that will depend only on you!
New unexpected expenses await you.
By the end of the year, a new source of financial well-being will appear.
Be careful, don’t play with fire, your intentions threaten you with big troubles!
Gypsy 4. Ay, blue-winged dove, don’t trust the gypsies...
And especially... young gypsies!
Together. Live, dear, according to your conscience!
If you're attending a costume event and the theme allows you to dress up as a gypsy, consider yourself lucky. The image of a gypsy is very advantageous, because it allows you to sing, dance, and tell fortunes by hand. This bright image is quite easy to implement and it will undoubtedly be remembered by all guests; you will shine in it.
Appearance
To recreate the appearance of a gypsy, it is enough to find a couple of bright scarves, skirts, massive earrings and jewelry, a fan, and a deck of cards. You can also use a black wig with long thick hair; it would be appropriate to add to your hairstyle. bright flower. Makeup in this look should be catchy - scarlet lipstick, black arrows on the eyes, bright shadows.
An important attribute of a gypsy is a large number of colorful skirts of different lengths, one on top of the other, and the hem of each skirt should be visible. For skirts, you can wear a jacket with lush frills and bare shoulders. Additionally, you can hold cards, a fan or a guitar in your hands if you are proficient in this instrument.
Performance
If, according to the program, you have to perform, then there are many options for your image - “gypsy girl with an exit,” singing a song or fortune telling.
If you have settled on dance, then on the Internet you will find a lot of useful material on its performance. “Gypsy with an exit” consists of two contrasting parts - slow and fast, which accelerates as the dance progresses.
To perform a song, you can choose from a huge number of options, for example, in the movie “ Cruel romance"presents several famous gypsy songs. The songs of the robbers from the cartoon " The Bremen Town Musicians" You can surprise everyone if you perform not the original song, but a remake of it with words suitable for the event. If the required text is not available on the Internet, then you can order the text for a rework of the song on this site.
Funny fortune telling
The image of a gypsy at an anniversary or corporate party allows you to communicate with almost everyone present under the pretext of fortune telling. Your congratulatory speech can also be framed in the form of predictions.
There are several options - you can “tell fortunes” by hand, on cards, or simply invite those present to try their luck by pulling the prediction out of the bag.
The main thing is to prepare in advance funny wishes, which will amuse, but in no case will offend those present. Predictions can be either in prose or in poetry; the same Internet will come to the rescue. Options New Year's predictions in the verses you can see below.
If you haven’t found suitable poems on the Internet or among the options presented below, and want to make unique poetic predictions, then it would be logical to order poems.
Predictions or wishes can be written on small strips of paper, rolled up and placed in a bag from which guests will take them out. The second option is a deck of cards, on the front side of which you will glue wishes, and those present, again, will draw them out.
Options for New Year's predictions in verse
Good luck awaits you in the New Year
A lot of money, and in addition -
Growth on the career ladder,
And in everything your number is number one!
A long journey awaits you
To the country where there is a lot of sun,
Sea, stones and sand,
And my favorite voice!
Drive and a sea of sports await you,
And good job
Believe it if you want, or not,
You will find the answer to everything!
In the coming magical year
Love and happiness awaits you,
Addition in everything
And a big cozy house!
Big changes are coming
In the year ahead,
Excellent mood
Beat the blues!
Forget about the word "rest"
Hard work awaits you!
But also in terms of income
You'll be super-duper cool!
You're sixteen
Do you remember your childhood dream?
And having finally fulfilled
You'll be super great!
Great new things await
In the year ahead,
Change of scenery
And a palace on the shore!
Salary increase
Santa Claus hid it in a bag,
And Snegurochka is a devil
She will dance deftly for you!
On New Year's Day you will change your horse
Your iron
And you will have time to walk on it
A lot of interesting!
Vacation awaits you by the sea
And a pleasant surprise soon!
And with shock work
You will deserve gratitude!
You can use ready-made texts (written on postcards, etc.)
1. Happiness will come to your home,
This year will be generous.
2. Fun, joy and smiles
Playing the violin will give you.
3. You need to have a dacha,
So as not to weave intrigues.
4. Get yourself a dog -
You will avoid intrigue and fighting.
5. Don’t spare your legs -
Hit the goal more often.
6. Do exercises in the morning -
You will not be exposed to colds and winds.
7. Don't go to karaoke
Watch your figure:
You're on the verge of risk -
Don't ruin your registration.
8. I'll tell you a secret:
Charging will increase strength,
Not the Internet.
9. You will study “excellently”
If you behave yourself.
10. A surprise awaits you:
Going on a cruise this summer.
11. A package is waiting for you -
There will be some mushrooms in it.
12. Don’t go to the forest tomorrow -
The snow had completely disappeared there.
13. Tomorrow you go to the river -
You will meet the prince along the way.
14. You’re looking in the wrong place, friend:
It's dangerous there - don't go.
15. Let the tree stand until March -
Protects the house from the wolf.
16. You memorize carols -
They are better than doctors.
17. Do a round dance more often -
Pies all year round will be sweeter.
18. They will bring you gifts,
But they require rewards.
19. Don’t forget to congratulate everyone -
Then you won't miss out on success.
20. Don’t spend the night on the Internet –
You won't meet an earthly prince there.
21. Eat more carrots -
You will be healthy and agile!
22. “Don’t sit on the stove” -
The tears will be hot.
23. Develop your mind in your studies -
You will be a moneybag in life.
24. A traveler knocks on the house -
Give silver.
25. If there is someone in mind,
Smile and he will notice.
26. Two roads ahead -
Don't go along the curve:
There will be no happiness there -
Just cold, bad weather.
27. If you meet a young man -
Give him some cold meat
If his mother -
Give her some porridge!
28. There are many stars in the sky,
But go your own way:
Don't strive to where heaven is -
You will be overwhelmed with grief.
29. Have a good heart -
Don’t you dare whitewash your enemies.
30. You will achieve a lot,
If you hum.
31. Don’t throw your boots to the wind:
The groom-to-be won't notice him.
Stand by the road yourself and shout:
- My feet are frozen!
The betrothed will come and take you to the registry office.
32. In the year of the Goat, don’t be a goat -
The house will be a full cup.
33. When the sheep gives a fur coat,
The wolf will not become kinder
The goat will not become anyone.
34. When the Year of the Sheep comes,
A handsome fellow will come.
If you are shy,
You will love him forever.
He will take your hand,
And he will lead you through life.
You will be in happiness
It's been like that for a hundred and twenty-five years.
35. Buy mittens,
Sprinkle with holy water,
Put grains of wheat in them -
Believe: soon your son will be born.
36. Look out the window at midnight:
If the sky is filled with stars - there are three guys
They dream about you in their dreams.
The sky is in the fog, in the clouds -
One, but the best and in verse
Will send you a message -
IN eternal love confession.
37. When you meet a car,
Look what color the tires are.
When they're darker than night
Take a shorter route home.
When they are already in the snow,
Wait for the offer -
Just not a word about me.
38. Tell fortunes in the snow:
If it sticks to your mittens, throw it away.
Why do you need Velcro?
You're a beautiful thing.
39. Draw a circle at midnight -
A beloved friend will appear in a dream.
If you don't leave your place -
You will be his bride forever.
40. Take these three flowers:
You will have a son and a daughter.
41. Coffee grounds prophesies paradise for you.
42. If family is dear to you,
Hang goat horns above the entrance.
43. In order not to confuse a mug with a hoof,
You just need to shave in the morning.
44. So that your legs support you on their own,
Don't go with the goat to Uncle Vanya.
45. So that the red maiden will marry you,
The stubborn asshole should disappear from you.
46. So that the darlings will follow you to the ends of the world,
Work hard, don't be an asshole yourself.
47. Milka loves, Milka waits,
When a dear friend brings her a ring.
48. A road awaits your family to the Black Sea,
Don’t let your wife do a lot of shopping:
Just five swimsuits -
It will float without you.
49. If you buy boots for your daughter,
For my wife - a hat, for my granddaughters - handkerchiefs,
You'll be happy all year long
Full of strength and without hassle.
50. Health - sea, energy - watts,
You will be strong and rich all year.
51. There is a chest on the mountain,
The sound flows from it:
A simple sage sits there
With a white long beard:
"If you find the chest,
You will find happiness immediately.
You will be healthy, rich,
There will be peace and harmony in the family.”
52. Your dream will definitely come true:
Don't be a sheep - and your friends won't let you stumble.
53. The Year of the Goat is not easy,
But hide your horns -
To butt heads means to be left without your loved one.
54. Don’t look at life with fear,
After all, fairy tales happen in life.
55. Do not exchange a goat for a donkey:
Life will not be better than it was.
56. Buy a folk sundress -
The whole deception will be revealed.
57. Call the one who is waiting
All negativity will go away.
58. Came to " Russian radio" Hello,
The foreigner will write you an answer.
59. Sakhalin is a dream for Nin:
Your groom is there, and not alone.
60. Go to Kamchatka -
On volcanoes you will get recharged:
You will be strong and beautiful
For his woman - the most beloved.
61. Our dear Sochi is waiting for you,
From there the path to love is shorter.
62. Give me an orange -
You'll never be alone.
63. Do you want a son or daughter,
Put a bold dot on alcohol.
64. Don’t expect a mink coat as a gift,
Otherwise you will eat bread crusts.
65. A cruise awaits you,
Photo session and prize.
66. You will be all in chocolate -
You don't need to eat a lot of chocolate.
67. Eat more cabbage, my friend -
Your pocket won't be empty.
68. Blue color wear it more often -
The love will be real.
69. Eat cabbage all year round –
People will love you.
70. Don’t let the goat near the cabbage -
Life will be bright and skillful.
71. If you are a single guy,
Don't smoke, just sing songs.
72. Take care of your braid,
Don't answer stupid questions.
73. You will be smarter and more beautiful,
If you love oatmeal.
74. Eat cabbage and carrots -
You will be strong and agile.
75. Give a gift to a friend –
You will become his wife.
76. A hornless goat prophesies for you the road to hot countries:
Don't believe this - run away.
If he kneels down, he will be lucky on a reindeer team.
If he gives you flowers, you will be on first-name terms with his mother.
If he gives you a ring, your heart will beat.
77. Like cheese, you will roll around in oil -
Don't forget that it's only for swimming.
78. You will be sweet as pie
And beautiful, like an ancient god.
Just don't forget one thing:
Don't be a goat in your family.
79. You are endlessly lucky in life,
A dear friend is waiting for you around the corner.
80. Don’t count your years -
You will remain young forever.
81. Beauty saves the world –
If only your idol doesn't become a goat.
82. A rich people will come to you,
Will give you a beard made of cotton wool.
83. A decent crowd has gathered here,
But be careful: the goat is cute.
84. Cabbages will bring you a bag -
Don't be shocked by this:
It is necessary to chop the greens,
It is better to store it in a glass jar.
85. Today the mirrors will say,
That you are cuter than you were.
And tomorrow? There would be no sadness -
We removed all the mirrors from our eyes.
86. What eyes! How he sings!
Beautiful nose, beautiful mouth,
But beware - this is how it will lead,
Only the devil can understand him.
87. Handsome in heart and soul,
By spring, believe me, he will be with you.
88. Don’t go to the left, my friend,
You won't find happiness ahead.
89. You will buy a car by spring,
Smile - don’t make a face at us.
90. Wait for a car as a gift
And a bag of shoe polish.
91. You will definitely win at the Olympics,
Just prepare diligently.
92. A business trip awaits you,
A barrel of honey and a sweatshirt.
93. Guests are waiting for you, my friend.
Grind their bones.
94. Don’t get into debt,
Eat less pies.
95. A journey awaits you and a plane ticket,
Sea, palm trees and romance, if this is not a hoax.
96. A friend will come to ask for forgiveness -
Put all the treats on the table!
97. Your health will be fine,
A very cute gift is waiting for you!
98. If you are not lazy,
You can achieve success.
99. You will shine with your beauty,
Just please, don’t be timid.
100. You will have a great New Year,
You will provide your family with bread.
101. You will relax at sea,
You will forget everything about your problems.
102. You will conquer Moscow with your mind,
You will receive the prize in the Kremlin itself.
103. Your road will be smooth,
Everything will be fine in your studies.
104. Worldwide glory awaits you -
Just be gentler in your disposition.
105. You are already rich in soul,
Don't rush to run somewhere:
You will get everything, everything will come -
Happiness is nearby, it is waiting.
106. You will receive a bag of dollars,
Don't put it in the bank:
There will be shock there.
Bring it to me -
I'll save everything
I’ll only return the “Nude” photo later.
107. You will be rich beyond measure:
You will immediately meet a couple of Rais.
Marry to live in paradise
I’ll sing a song about my mother-in-law.
Gypsy - Fortune Teller
During the feast, a gypsy woman appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordion player (guitarist). First he sings to the tune of the gypsy girl:
I am a cheerful fortune teller
I'm not asking for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
I escaped from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jellied meat!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
If I were a bride
Such a groom has
Right on this very spot
I would taste sin with him!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
Let me tell you fortune, people,
Let me lay out the cards,
Give me a hard coin
I'll tell you the whole truth!
The gypsy tries for money, or maybe she just “tells fortunes” by the guests’ hands. It would be best if the predictions were somehow related to real events from the life of the guest, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be general, for example, like this:
Well, handsome, gild your pen and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work!
And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my little rich man, in five minutes you’ll have to dance as a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your pants!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring!
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you!
Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
There will be friends around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today.
Various diseases are waiting for you, young one, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because your hands are dirty!
Get ready for a big battle! Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge!
A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On my neighbor's belt.
Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you step on the scales
They will show you a funny comedy on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, you love them!.. They will give you tomorrow. So much that you'll be sneezing until the evening!
