Fortune telling wishes for the new year are short. Funny and interesting comic fortune telling for the New Year

One of the most interesting events on celebrating New Year, birthday or just tea parties with guests will be prepared personally Chinese fortune cookies.

These are such simple cookies with surprise containing a piece of paper.

And on this piece of paper it is written wish exactly to the person who chose these cookies.

In fact, there are many options and topics for such predictions, but happiness will bring either positive wishes or humorous ones.

By the way, you can bake notes with wishes into some of the cookies, and into some with the word “gift” (by preparing the appropriate amount of small things). At the same time, it will be a fun way to give gifts to everyone.

Destiny's Cookies will tell you a lot!
For some it’s an apartment, for others it’s a road...
Who wants to know more about Fate?
There are enough cookies for everyone! And you!

Fortune Cookie Wishes

1. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
2. The best is the enemy of the good.
3. The funniest desire is to please everyone.
4. What we pray for is what we receive.
5. The only difference between a winner and a loser is that he rises one more time than he falls.
6. Remember that every day is the first day of the rest of your life.
7. In life there is the main thing and the unimportant thing, but we often waste our energy on trifles.
8. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
9. Do what you have to, and come what may.
People love to win. If you haven't decided on your final goal, you have no chance of winning.
10. back side crisis - new opportunities.
11. Not everyone can be your friend, but everyone can be your teacher.
12. If you truly want to be happy, learn to control your thoughts.
13. Everyone is entitled to as much happiness as they themselves are able to give.

Chinese fortune cookies

1.When God closes a door, he opens a window
2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
3. Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
4. It’s better to regret what you did, rather than what you didn’t do.
5. He who stands still goes back.
6. Whatever is not done is for the better.
7. No one is defeated until he admits himself defeated.
8. Struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
9. The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you will forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
10. Don’t strive to be a hero until they call you.
11. These people and these events in your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens next is up to you.
12. Never ask anyone for anything, especially those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
13. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
14. Evil is not what goes into a person’s mouth, but what comes out of them.
15. Do what you can with what you have where you are.
16. Don't think.
17. If you think, don't say it.
18. If you think and speak, don’t write.
19. If you think, speak, write, don’t subscribe.
20. If you think, speak, write and sign, don’t be surprised.
21. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don’t start anything, then nothing will happen.
22.People love to win. If you haven't decided on your final goal, you have no chance of winning.
23. Purpose determines success.
24. Goal is the main reference point for investing energy and time.
25. A woman’s success is not many men, but one.
26. The secret to successful promotion is the beginning.
27. The secret to getting started is breaking down your complex tasks into small, easily completed tasks and completing them, starting with the first one.
28. No matter how big or complex problem in front of you, take a small step towards solving it.
29. There is always a way out of a hopeless situation.
30. Never give up on your dreams.
31. When you want something, the whole Universe will help make your wish come true.
32.Today the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday has just arrived.
33. There are no hopeless situations: even if you were eaten, you still have at least, there are two ways out.
34. If you were born without wings, don’t stop them from growing.
35. A dog has so many friends because he wags his tail instead of wagging his tongue.
36. You are unique, just like everyone else.
37. Love your enemies... this will definitely infuriate them!
38. There are no hopeless situations. Usually the exit is in the same place as the entrance.
39. It’s not enough to know your worth—you also need to be in demand.
40. You will be very successful in business.
41. Changes await you.
42. If you haven’t met your love yet, you definitely will this year.
43. Don't let anyone stand in your way to happiness.
44. Do not judge anyone so that they do not judge you.
45. Life is a miracle given to us from above.
46. ​​Envy destroys a person’s soul.

The most common predictions for cookies

— The wind of wanderings is blowing around you.
- The quieter you go, the further you'll get.
- Be carefull!
- Expect changes.
New spring, new love.
— Don't miss important news.
— Wait for the budget to be replenished.
- This week you risk falling in love.
- Be careful on the road.
- The stars are favorable to you.
— Spend time on your home.
— You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.

Predictions are longer and more interesting

1. If you take the initiative, success will not keep you waiting.
2. Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
3. Someone is trying to interfere or harm you.
4. Important news will come very soon.
5. Everything is God’s will: it is not in your power to influence the situation!
6. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps well known to you.
7. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
8. Be careful: they want to deceive you!
9. Take a close look at your surroundings: someone may let you down at the most decisive moment.
10. Your hopes are not in vain!
11. Check all locks and latches: You could be robbed.
12. The problem is within you!
13. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
14. Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
15. You are on the right track!
16. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
17. Anxiety and worry await you.
18. What you strive for is not worth your effort.
19. Main characteristics the current situation is ignorance.
20. The results of the business you have planned will greatly disappoint you.
21. The problem is not where you think it is.
22. The offer that they will make to you will not suit you.
23. Forward and only forward: the thing you are thinking about is right!
24. Your goal is achievable.
25. You cannot cope with your problems alone.
26. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
27. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you.
28. Time must pass from sowing grain to harvest.
29. The darkness in which you lived until now has dissipated.
30. A break in personal relationships is now more likely than reconciliation.

Philosophical predictions

1. Lead ordinary life in an unusual way.
2. Don’t look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
3. Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
4. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
5. If the well is clogged, now is the time to clean it.
6. Gain comes from what you have to part with.
7. Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you think is right for you.
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9. If you don’t want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
10. Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
11. Don't expect too much and don't worry about the end result.
12. Study your shadow sides; Understand what attracts unhappiness into your life.
13. Finish what you start.
14. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
15. Don't get emotional.
16. Take a closer look at your health.
17. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
18. Focus on the present.
19. Don't get along with quick results.
20. Accept: Your options are limited.
21. Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
22. Your energy flows away due to thoughtless or untimely action.
23. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
24. Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overexertion.
25. Events are completely beyond your control.
26. Trust what happens to you.
27.
28. The time has come to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
29. Don’t try to stubbornly show your WILL.
30. Open up and let the light into that part of your life that has been a secret until now.

Chinese predictions for a children's party

The fairy fairy will give you a magical dream today.
Soon a new one will appear in your life true friend!
All your wishes will definitely come true.
You will be the most obedient child and you will be held up as an example to everyone.
You'll have a new one soon interesting book.
Waiting for you during the holidays fun trip.
When you grow up, you will be a hedgehog trainer.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a pretty face.
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
You will become the commander of a toy submarine.
When you grow up, you will be a captain.
You will definitely know the entire multiplication table!
Mom will buy you ice cream.
When it snows you will grow one centimeter.
This week your wish will come true.
Be careful on Friday - an interesting event awaits you.

PREDICTIONS WITH HUMOR:
Your wallet will not be empty: you will know the crunch of money every day!
In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
In the New Year you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
In the New Year you will smile a lot and for a long time, and you will sign a contract with the Blend-a-Med company.
In the New Year you will win a million dollars, and then you will give it all to charity.
In the New Year you will be given a gift that you can only dream of - “ Goldfish“, although it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
Between worries, between tasks, you will diligently lie on the sofa.
You will live easily all year, eat, drink and sing, without worries.
In the New Year, you need to seriously think about procreation!
Abuse alcohol less in the New Year, otherwise you will awaken the dragon in your spouse.
In the New Year, fulfill any whims of your soulmate, and you will be happy!

Predictions in alphabetical order!

Congratulations! You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, begin to storm another...
A surge of energy will help you cope with a large amount of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great doctors.
It's time to act!
It's time to finish the old and start new.
May the world be filled with peace and goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very beneficial.
Work on your diplomatic skills - they will be very useful for implementing ideas.
Think and don't rush into action.
Allow compassion to guide your decisions.
The result of your actions may be unexpected.
Romance will take you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to success.
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure twice, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed fables.
Focus on family and harmony with the world around you.
Happy life right in front of you.
Now is the time to try something new.
Patience! You're almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Anyone who does not expect gratitude will never be disappointed.
Luck carries you through all difficult times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve your outlook on life today.
good time to finish old beginnings.
Good news will come to you by mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Even though some people try to stop you, you will still achieve your goals.
A person is never too old to learn. New knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the better.
It's time to move. Your mood will improve.
You have to consider an unexpected offer
Do what your soul and body ask for
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
Poetic wishes

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I wish you to save the style! You will have a car!
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
A toast to your health! Will you career!
I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
Surround you with comfort! And your income will increase!
Let success follow! You are the best to study!
There are many different impressions on wonderful travels!
Don't let worry bother you! Is waiting for you new job!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

Predictions - tips

Don't look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, now is the time to clean it.
Gain comes from what you have to part with.
Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you think is right for you.
It's time to finish the old and start new.
If you don’t want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
Don't expect too much and don't worry about the end result.
Finish what you started.
Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
Don't get emotional.
Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
Focus on the present.
Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overexertion.
Trust what is happening to you.
Think and don't rush into action.

Movie quotes

1. Well, you see, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke... Nothing is impossible for a person with intelligence.
2. Today I will go on a spree. Fun, good-natured, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes... the plates - I will break them all. Remove the bread from the barn - I will set the barn on fire.
3. Live well! A good life is even better!
4. Let everyone hear that this is MY dacha!
5. Go ahead, don’t skimp, buy paintings!
6. I watched you for seven days and came to the conclusion that you are worthy of me!
7. We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing into the windows of our beloved women.
8. Black caviar! Red caviar! Overseas caviar, eggplant!..
9. You shouldn’t sit there, there won’t be any apartments until next spring!
10. Here I am walking beautifully along the street, and the men around me are falling and falling... And they themselves are stacked in piles!!!
11. I will command the parade!
12. Maybe they can give you another key to the apartment where the money is?!!!
13. The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice has broken!!
14. Whoever takes a pack of tickets will receive a water pump!
15. Our people don’t take a taxi to the bakery!
16. Play ping-pong Gena, you’re good at it!
17. Sorry for stopping you from hiding your money!

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Such a Christmas tree made of sweets and tinsel will fit even on festive table!

Do you want the NEW YEAR OF THE SNAKE to be successful for you?

Do you want happiness to always surround you in the COMING YEAR OF THE SNAKE?

Then every family, on New Year's Eve, should have a very tasty and unusually decorated New Year's salad"SNAKE"! And then the New Year's spirit of the snake will be grateful to you)))

And throughout the year, it will bring you happiness and success!

Preparation of Snake salad:

1. Grate boiled potatoes, eggs and processed cheese.

2. Finely chop the pink salmon, pass the garlic through a garlic press.

3. Add mayonnaise and mix well.

And now the creativity begins!

1. Shape the salad into a snake and garnish with thinly sliced ​​cucumber scales.

2. Create a unique pattern using olives and carrot pieces.

On New Year's Eve we write wishes

On leaves and put them in a beautiful bag,

Let everyone pull out a joke for themselves

Prediction for next year!

Good luck to you in everything!

Bucks, a jeep, and also a dacha!

But beware of diseases

Play sports more often!

I know for sure, this year

You will be lucky with love!

May you be lucky in the rest -

Don't climb into the gap!

And a good year for you!

Will bring a lot of happiness!

Just take care of your nerves

And don't go to the left!

And this is the forecast for you:

Keep your nose up!

If they offend you -

Don't forget to give back!

Believe me! This year is for you

Brings a lot of new things

But don't go out at night,

Visit the bathhouse more often!

It is very important for you to remember -

Avoid overloads!!!

So that all your finances

Don't give it away for medicine.

I see that happiness will come to you,

Success awaits you everywhere!

But don't drink without orders

More than two bottles at once!

You, my friend, be more fun,

Do not spare effort in your work!

Sleep more, read newspapers,

Drink beer and chew cutlets!

A big shock awaits you:

Vodka, beer, songs, dance.

Fun awaits, a lot of jokes

And...not the nearest road.

In general, you won’t be lost!

You will live in happiness and peace.

There will be love and affection

Yes, not life, but just a fairy tale!

I'll tell you, beauty

You'll get lucky, of course!

In a month or two

Will be met by a dear friend.

If you don't be lazy -

You can achieve a lot!

Your health will be fine,

A very cute gift is waiting for you!

Stay out of debt -

Eat less pies!

You will shine with your beauty,

In general, have fun!

Do you dream about

To make more money.

Start it quickly

Thicker wallet!

You, friend, this year

You will avoid any hassle!

And a friend will come to you to ask for forgiveness.

Bring out generous treats from the cellars!

A journey awaits you

And a plane ticket

Sea, palm trees and romance

If this is not a scam!

You will have a great time meeting the new day -

You will provide the family with rice!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU!!!

In preparation for New Year's holidays, you need to think about how you will entertain your guests. It will be very boring to drink and eat all the time, but New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.

Can be carried out fun competitions, or you can make funny and humorous predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. On this page you will find them. There will be short and funny predictions, in poetry and prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are of a comic nature.

It is best to present such predictions as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will take out and read the predictions.

Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in everyday life.

And even if the rooster is not a migratory rooster,
A great vacation awaits you!

Don't expect much from the year
Love is enough for you!

May your wish come true this year,
You need to keep your promise!

Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times,
From home to work and back!

Wait for a salary increase
Or a new addition to the family!
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Fun awaits you at the beginning of the year,
And after that there will only be a binge with a hangover.
So friend, don't yawn
Improve your health!

This year will be busy
Full of things to do, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!

Find time for love
But just don't pass by.

Career growth is not coming soon,
But things will go uphill!

Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!

Those who like to sleep a lot

A year without surprises awaits again!

You will sleep through all the surprises,

Just don't blame us for that!

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

IN next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

From bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms of weight.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.


« Dear colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate cause, and now is the time to relax and celebrate the New Year 2017! We whole year didn’t get enough sleep, and if they did get enough sleep, they didn’t have time to have breakfast. We worked as hard as we could for a whole year, and if we didn’t make any effort, it means we were still sleeping. We've been looking forward to it all year and every month. wages, and that day none of us could sleep. We truly deserve a holiday! May we achieve even more victories over sleep in the New Year, and may a friendly and peaceful atmosphere reign in our team!”

Noise and bustle in our departments

They never stop talking.

The holiday is already underway

And we have a large amount of work.

Time left until the holiday

Just a little and just a little bit

So guys, let's finish

Bend your backs!

And may the year be happy

Let's dig into food

Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the New Year

After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year long

Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.

If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.

This month you will have unexpected guests

It’s as if everyone has conspired - they’ll eat the refrigerator,

They'll drink all the vodka, they'll break the TV,

They will break all your dishes and ruin the kitchen.

Play the lottery this month

The prediction is that you will certainly be lucky

You just need to buy tickets, partially load them into the tanker,

And partly in two carriages, the rest - in a plane.

This month they will lure you to the dacha to have some fun

Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue

Don't believe these stories - they will force you to work there

Sit down better at home, have a beer at home!

Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruples

And then the state will give you a huge apartment

Flag of honor in both hands and a dun horse!!!

This month the computer won't work as it should

Hit the motherboard hard with your fist.

If it doesn’t help, hit it with a sledgehammer, kick it on the monitor...

You will then explain to your superiors: “She started it first!”

This month the boss will get angry for no reason,

You tell him calmly, looking straight: “THIS IS THE GOAT!”

To top off the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,

Give him a wastepaper basket like a hat.

And relief will come: A question that has been tormenting for a long time

“Who will be laid off” - It will finally be resolved.

Tonight you will fall asleep at the doorstep,

Forgetting to undress and take off your shoes,

Don't judge yourself harshly in the morning:

The main thing is that you were able to wake up.

This month, decide to hijack a plane to the West,

But you can’t think of anything to scare the pilots with,

Read them excerpts from today's newspaper, -

And they will fly to any country with you.

On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend you at work,

Without wasting a minute, you call all the newspapers,

Having reported the boss's mobile phone number in private advertisements,

Let him then, the bore, know the salt of everyone entering - free!


Predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018: short, funny, humorous at the table

You definitely won't be going to work this month.

Why go there in the morning when you want to sleep.

You will be forced to try and work there all day long....

By the way, money from your salary will always be not enough for you

This month you will definitely be invited to work

Ten large corporations, and perhaps even a hundred

Out of great joy you will steal all the secrets

Give them away to your competitors and you will live richly!

Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss

And now everything depends on you that was not on you before,

Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.

Money can come in handy - don’t spend it just like that.

This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea

Crocodiles, cashelots, birds sing there.

The savages are dancing nearby and cooking soup here.

Go on a boat, bring your friends.

So that all the hungry natives can be fed quickly...

This month they will suddenly ask you to help with housework,

Don't go to stores - the groceries stink there,

But no one taught you how to wear a gas mask.

Don't let anyone vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -

He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.

If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,

Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously there is money there.

More on the topic:

Happy New Year 2018 Dogs in prose

Wishes for the New Year 2018: short in prose

Official congratulations for the New Year 2018 in prose

Congratulations for the New Year 2018: in verses about a dog

  • If you work hard and hard in the new year, you will receive a reward in the form of a bonus.
  • If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
  • You can’t work like a horse in the year of the pig - it will set you back a whole year. If you take a long time to choose a TV channel to watch on New Year’s Eve, you will wake up on January 1 with the remote control in your hands.
  • New Year of the Pig is good for those who like to sleep. Count the stars and sleep like a baby.
  • On the morning of January 1, leave the entrance and look to the left - you will see a bright and brilliant future.
  • How many peas you eat from Olivier - so many wishes will come true in the new year.
  • Champagne finished on the morning of January 1 will remind you of the past year.
  • A hat lost on January 1 means buying a new one.
  • Gifted to my wife on New Year frying pan - to the bump on the forehead. And a fur coat means love and mutual understanding.
  • A passion for cakes and chocolates in the new year means updating your wardrobe.
  • In the new year you will be promoted at work - your office will move to the floor above.
  • In the new year you will find many new, exciting... household chores.
  • By giving your wife a piece of jewelry for the New Year, you ensure yourself a well-fed life for the whole year.
  • After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year.
  • If you are a big boss in the new year, you will gain 50 kg.
  • In the new year, your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic passion.
  • In the new year you will meet great love. Very big. So 120 kilograms, no less.
  • This coming year, avoid the cold from your significant other. Otherwise you will be sick all year.
  • Taking off career ladder this year, watch your step so that there are no dizzying consequences.
  • Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.
  • In the morning, after New Year's feast. Beware of a heavy blow. Stepping on the scale.
  • In the new year, move forward boldly - and wealth awaits you.
  • A visit to the fitness club and swimming pool in the first quarter of the coming year will lead to envious glances from your friends in the next two quarters.
  • For those who are passionate about fishing, fishing happiness will come in the new year. Will open next to the house
  • Fish and seafood store. There will always be a catch to report to your wife.
  • In the new year you will have everything you want. And you won’t get anything for it. New, exciting journeys await you... to the countryside. Don't be upset - this is also a change of scenery.
  • This year a strong explosion is expected - all your envious people will burst.
  • In the coming year, all the doors of supermarkets and boutiques will open for you. And my husband’s fat wallet will lose a lot of weight.
  • This year you will find a treasure... You will discover your husband's stash, which he saved all last year.
  • In the new year you will learn a lot of new and useful things. They will give you an encyclopedia.
  • In the new year you will be attacked. Luck and success will attack you and you will not be able to fight them off.
  • Beware. Very soon. Very soon. Great... love awaits you.
  • Your creative success as an artist in making your own face will be noticed by many men this year.
  • Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the New Year

Wherever you are going to celebrate the New Year - with a family from several generations of relatives, with friends outside the city, teaming up with a family of good neighbors, New Year's fortune telling and comic predictions will help you turn your celebration from boring gatherings at the table in front of the TV into an enchantingly fun show.

Only for this you will have to show a little imagination, creative creativity, add a bit of work and a certain amount of time for preparation. You can also involve future “feast colleagues” in the preparation process, but not the talkative ones, those who will not voice all your ideas in advance, so as not to spoil the surprise for others.

Probably, children will find New Year's fortune-telling and predictions boring, but you can entertain the respectable public with them after children of all ages have gone to bed, having first sorted out their gifts under the Christmas tree. Excellent!

In order that in the course of the evening, or rather New Year's Eve, you have to work hard to make predictions about everyone sitting at the table.

You will need:

  1. print, download from the Internet or come up with 365 different predictions in person.
  2. cut them one by one;
  3. Roll each of the predictions into a tight tube and tie it with bright rain, or with a thin ribbon, tying a bow on top;
  4. find a container with a lid that will hold New Year's fortune-telling and comic predictions for every day, and decorate it. First you need to print or draw a label in a frame that says “365 predictions for every day of 2017.”

Images will come into play next. fairy tale characters, cut out from cards, snowflakes, glitter and tinsel, confetti, etc. You can apply all this beauty, for example, to a glass jar with a lid or other container using PVA glue or transparent adhesive tape - adhesive tape of a suitable width, or in the way you came up with for yourself.

Several options for the text of predictions:

  • In the new year, fresh news will come every day
  • When entering your boss's office, step on the left foot - and a quick promotion awaits you
  • Your happiness in life sits next to you
  • Luck will be with you all year
  • If you don't know the ford, don't go!
  • Do what you have to do and don't regret anything.
  • There will be a wallet full of bourgeois money
  • Don't expect gratitude for every deed and you won't be disappointed.
  • It's better to do well than to tell beautifully
  • What you ask is what you will receive
  • You will reach your goal by taking the first step
  • There will only be two in the new year have a nice day– birthday and every day
  • May you have so much money that you don’t have to count it, but weigh it
  • Try to do what you don't know how to do! At the same time, remember that the Titanic was built by professionals, and the ark was built by an amateur Noah.
  • “Life is a chain, and the little things in it are the links! It’s impossible not to attach importance to the link!”
  • Don't call the situation hopeless! Usually the exit is where the entrance is!
  • It’s good to know your worth, but to be in demand is better!
  • Buying real estate awaits you! This will be a dollhouse for the beauty of your daughter's Winx doll
  • If you want to win, at least buy a lottery ticket!
  • If you don't do it, you can't go wrong!
  • The New Year is preparing a summer trip for you - to the countryside!
  • Life will hit you in full swing, but not over the head.
  • Look forward to the addition to the family! You'll get better!

Gypsy's predictions

New Year's fortune-telling and comic predictions for 2017 can be voiced by a gypsy if one of those gathered dresses in such a carnival costume. It is appropriate if everyone present at the celebration expresses a desire or agrees to wear costumes. Not a single lady would agree to sit the whole evening dressed as Carmen or Esmeralda if her friends had the opportunity to demonstrate new outfits.

Fortune telling based on holiday dishes

  • When holiday table dishes are prepared in portions, it is possible to add something to each that will become an individual prophecy for the coming year. When preparing a salad, put a prediction in it for everyone, just think about it so that the secret ingredient was not in the recipe:
  • a whole boiled egg (you can use a quail egg) - means excessive guardianship over your neighbors;
  • nut (half a walnut, whole hazelnut or peanut) - you can achieve what you want
  • candy (jelly bean) - you are sweet, beloved, a gift for someone
  • over-salted dish or a teaspoon in it - you will definitely achieve what you want
  • a pea of ​​allspice or a raisin - those around you or someone in particular are drawn to you, like a magnet.

Another option for fortune telling based on holiday dishes

When setting the festive table, under each dish that will be placed on the table, place a piece of paper prepared in advance with a fortune. The one who tastes the dish first picks it up and reads out a prediction for the coming year.