Ladies piggy bank. Comic predictions - wishes for the New Year. Happy holiday at home

Hello! I saw an idea for a gift for the New Year in a contact. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed it out on plain paper, cut it into strips, rolled it into rolls and tied it with multi-colored ribbons. I decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, and sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original, so I made it close to the original myself and here is the result.

I apologize for the quality of the photos; I didn’t want the camera to work.

And this is a top view of the lid and the jar box

Here is a list of predictions that I have slightly adjusted by replacing some predictions:

Such a sun can only have everything

depends on you!

Are you moving towards a better life?

situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.

There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but

delay may be beneficial

Think about your health

Big hugs await you

Ahead - a gentle kiss

You are lucky! So be more modest

Don't relax too much

Approach your boss with the left foot - and you will be greeted with

promotion.

Always smile! And no one will call you

a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one

will call you a bore.

Beware of the bald ones

A sharp turn awaits in life

Today is the best day for you! Like all

rest!

You are on the right track.

Having conquered one mountain, start storming

A surge of energy will help you cope with

large volume of unplanned work.

Accept what you cannot change and you will

you will feel better.

Nature, time and patience are the three great doctors.

It's time to act!

May the world be filled with peace and

goodwill.

Working with new partners will be very

profitable.

Work on diplomatic

abilities - they will be very useful for

implementation of ideas.

unexpected.

Romance will take you in a new direction.

From now on your kindness will lead you to

Today you will have a beautiful day.

Measure twice, cut once!

Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.

Nightingales are not fed fables.

Focus on family and harmony with

the surrounding world.

A happy life is right in front of you.

Now it's time to try something

Patience! You're almost there.

He who knows is rich enough.

Do what your soul and body ask for

He who does not expect gratitude will never

will be disappointed.

Luck carries you through all difficult times.

Pay special attention to old friendships.

Physical activity will significantly improve

your views on life today.

Good time to finish old ones

beginnings.

Good news will come to you by mail.

Well done is better than well said.

Even though some people try to stop you, you

you will still achieve your goals.

A person is never too old to learn. New

knowledge will bring you success.

Whatever is done is for the better.

Do what you must, and come what may.

It's time to move. Your mood

will improve.

You have to consider the unexpected.

offer

Don't give up and get what you want

Someone needs your support

If you want to be successful, you must look

as if you have it.

Best the enemy of the good.

The funniest desire is to please everyone.

What we ask for is what we receive.

The only difference between the winner and the loser is

that it rises one time more than

Remember that every day is the first of the rest

parts of life.

In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often

We waste our energy on trifles.

Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either

how could it be!

The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.

When God closes a door, he opens a window

The road of a thousand miles begins with the first

Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do.

Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.

Professionals built the Titanic!

It's better to regret what you did, not what you did

didn't.

He who stands still goes back.

Whatever is not done is for the better.

No one is defeated until he admits

yourself defeated.

Fighting is always justified if you know why

strive.

The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you'll forget

the main thing, and this is the main thing!

Don't try to be a hero until they call you.

These people and these events in your life turned out to be

here because you brought them here yourself. That,

Never ask anyone for anything, especially those

whoever is stronger than you will come and give everything

Only fools are lucky once. The smart ones are lucky

Evil is not what comes into a person's mouth, but what

what comes out of them.

Do what you can with what you have

where you are now.

will happen.

Today the tomorrow that I was talking about has just arrived.

you were worried yesterday.

There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten,

you, by at least, there are two ways out.

If you were born without wings, don't bother them

A dog has so many friends because he wags.

tail, not wagging tongue

You are unique, just like everyone else.

Love your enemies... this will definitely lead them to

rabies!

There are no hopeless situations. Usually the way out

there is where the entrance is.

It’s not enough to know your worth - you also have to use it

The wind of wanderings blows over you.

Be carefull!

Expect changes.

Don't miss important news.

Wait for your budget to be replenished.

Be careful on the road.

The stars are favorable to you.

Spend time on your home.

You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.

Lead ordinary life in an unusual way.

Don't look for external enemies: to understand that

hinders your development, look inside

Be attentive to the clues of fate.

If the well is clogged, now is the time to

clear.

Winning comes from what you have to

breake down.

It's time to finish the old and start new.

If you don't want serious shocks,

analyze your attitude towards your own

personality.

Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.

Don't expect too much and don't think too much

the final result.

Study your shadow sides; understand that

attracts misfortunes into your life.

Finish what you started.

Be patient and if the decision is yours

That's right, the Universe will support him.

Don't get emotional.

Take a closer look at your health.

Enjoy your luck and share it with

the people around you.

Don't expect quick results.

Important news will come very soon.

Be persistent in the battle with your own

selfishness.

Your energy is leaking due to thoughtless or

untimely action.

Go with the flow of life without judgment and

trying to understand her.

Don't overestimate your strength: it can

lead to overvoltage.

Events are completely out of your control.

Think and don't rush into action.

The time has come to act, even if from you

requires jumping into the void.

Don't try to stubbornly express your will

a life that has been a secret until now

Be alert and avoid trouble.

If you show initiative, success will not

will make you wait.

Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations

expectations.

The problem is not where you think it is.

Someone is trying to interfere or harm

It’s God’s will for everything: influencing the situation is not

Your power!

The answer to your question is related to some

a man perhaps well known to you.

Something new will come into your life that

will significantly affect your personality.

Take a close look at your

environment: someone can take you to the very

decisive moment.

You hope not in vain!

The result of your actions may be

unexpected.

Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.

You will finally be able to unlock the rusty

What you strive for is not worth yours

The main characteristic of the current situation

Ignorance.

The offer that will be made to you will not

Forward and only forward: the matter you are talking about

you think - right!

You can't cope with your problems alone

problems.

From the sowing of grain to the harvest there must be

Wait a little, and the next day

will bring you unexpected long-awaited

You aimed for a long time, but you missed. Your

the shot hit the wrong animal. However, it's yours

prey, just try your best

appreciate it.

Bad weather is raging all around. But in your house it is very

cozy and warm.

So as not to feel very lonely,

help others reach the top too.

Your best chance is coming soon.

The more you hunt for the big ones

Stop thinking about wealth often, and it will

will certainly come to you on its own

Show less pride and be

careful in actions.

The “grain” you sown a year ago will sprout when

waning moon. The harvest is highly anticipated

rich, most importantly, make sure that no one

trampled.

People have repeatedly tried unsuccessfully to ignite

fire. You and the long-awaited fire have come

flared up instantly - here it is, the hour has come

your triumph.

You have cared for the tree long and hard, and

finally, it bore a lot of fruit. Its branches

bend under their unbearable weight -

It's time to reap the well-deserved harvest.

The one who in the coming days will do to you

a nice gift to be the first to know about you

All. It is he who will lead you along the long, difficult

path, but you can only reach its end

You have become an obstacle to someone's dreams.

Step aside, carefully

consider your dream - it is near you.

Anyone who doesn't expect gratitude will never

will be disappointed

Soon you will get rid of your bad habit and

you will buy two new ones.

Soon you will find yourself in a magical cave with

treasures. Be smart, don't take it

everything - take exactly as much as you can

carry away. But by all means give half

You are lost in a deep, dark forest.

Look around you - a person who,

will certainly help you get out, is located

very close to you at your distance

outstretched arm.

Open up and let the light into that part of you

a life that was still a mystery.

Whatever you give from your heart to others will come back to you.

doubly for you.

The dawn is coming, for which many await

of people. But only you can catch the first one

joyful ray of sunshine. Lucky - you

You will live to be 100 years old!

You are sitting on the seashore, but for some reason you don’t

You can take a deep, full breath.

Take courage: and then luck will come to you

to you from magical lands.

Your other half thinks you're great

With great love you will be turned to the stormy

Something exciting awaits you

If you are carried away by feelings, you will not feel

his age

You and your soulmate will meet

Your soul mate will help you in everything

household chores

Your soulmate will show you their feelings

A romantic trip awaits you

first class

A special morning awaits you

You will be immensely happy

Something special awaits you

You will feel the scent of love

You will live without looking back

Your significant other will not judge you harshly for

Your misdeeds

You are the perfect couple

Lady and gentleman - your roles this year

Many magical moments of solitude await you

A romantic dinner awaits you

Something cute and mischievous awaits you...

Emotions will overwhelm you

An unusual trip awaits you

Trust your intuition, the more you

think, the less you will understand

You will see your soulmate in everything

Something exciting awaits you both

A romantic walk awaits you

You will understand who the love of your life is

Something tempting awaits you

A home surprise awaits you

You will be in each other's heart

You should change your outlook on life

A responsible conversation awaits you

Someone cares very much about your feelings and

Your soulmate will invest everything in you

You will see everything with every glance

Many things will become obvious to you

You will get answers to your questions

You will be warmed by the warmth of your loved one

You are at the beginning of something new

Together you will open a new chapter

You will receive a good sign

Your loved one's world will revolve around

You can easily overcome complications in relationships

You will be inundated with gifts

Don't be afraid to imagine what yours will be like

living together

A joint sports holiday awaits you

Your life won't be boring

Everything in your life will be shared by two

Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours

You will have more fun with your significant other than with

by anyone else

A hurricane of emotions awaits you

Someone will take very tender care of you

Declarations of love await you

Take photos together

Home will be the most comfortable place

Your soul mate will be your best support and

support

You will be the steering wheel in the relationship.

You don't have to pick up the pieces of your heart

You will be the perfect couple

Love will warm you from the inside

Emotions and feelings are the best cure for despondency

Love, love, love - that's what should be important to you now

For your other half - you are something special

You will have someone to fool around with

Write a wish list

Your romantic dreams will come true

Catch a thousand kisses

amazing reward awaits

Someone is looking for a way to your heart

A chance meeting awaits you

You have to do biggest bet V

of your life

You will shine brighter than the stars

You are in for a luxurious holiday

Catch air kisses...

Expect an unusual declaration of love

Take a closer look at your

surroundings

Thoughts about love will help you move mountains

Someone is looking forward to meeting you

Crazy fun awaits you

Don't exaggerate other people's mistakes

You will choose with your heart, not your mind.

Wait for a romantic phone call

You'll miss someone

Look at life from a different perspective

The worst is over

Some problems remain, and we need to solve them

better not alone

Concentrate all your efforts on implementing the main

Don't rush things - it will cause harm

Events are developing rapidly. Trust

their flow

Don't change your course.

In love to you this moment subject to

a lot of things.

Don't be afraid of obstacles, they will make a difference

even sweeter.

Less complaints!

Avoid quarrels.

Don't deviate from your principles.

You are full of strength and can move mountains in love.

You will receive important advice from others

Don't chase profit.

Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in personal

life will be in chaos.

We need to make concessions. Forget old grievances

The time has come for updates.

There’s still a lull in your life, but it’s ahead

a rise is expected.

Communication is more necessary than ever.

You are at your cherished goal or very close to it.

Decide on your desires

A joyful event awaits you, but you need

be as friendly as possible.

Only well-thought-out plans will come true.

Appreciate what you already have.

The fulfillment of your cherished desire is already close.

Try not to take hasty

decisions - clarity will come soon.

It doesn't hurt to seek advice from a wise man

and an experienced person.

You're on your way to the top of your relationship.

Show courage and determination.

Make your plans boldly!

Your slogan is patience and no haste.

Soon there will be a person who will help you.

If you follow the chosen direction,

the result will exceed all expectations.

A very good time to realize your

Take your wishes more seriously

halves!

Think more realistically.

Appreciate what may disappear

Give half of yourself to the person you love

Help your other half with work matters

You are made for each other

You will feel hot from feelings and emotions

Don't let stress dampen your passion

Always be on the side of your loved one

Forget about the past and new doors will open

Don't let your relationship stagnate

Defeat yourself first, and then your enemies. How

Can one control others without self-control?

Human decoration - wisdom, decoration

wisdom - tranquility, decoration of tranquility

Courage, the adornment of courage is gentleness.

The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.

You can lead a camel to water, but you can't

make him drink.

Lush foliage of those trees with roots

deep.

He who treads softly will go far

your way.

"It's better to light a small candle than a lifetime

curse the darkness"

"To learn to run, you must first

learn to walk."

The wise man walks without leaving traces

Tall towers are measured in length

shadows they cast, great people -

number of envious people.

Today they confess their love to you.

Stands in a boat going against the current,

stop, as she will immediately be carried back.

A close neighbor is better than a distant relative

Don't do to others what you don't want them to do.

Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they

promote right actions; good

the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps

There are minor conversations to be had.

In the end - happiness.

Don't take medications. There will be joy.

Stick to who you follow.

Don't take your loss or

acquisition

Possessing the truth will lead you to the right path

You will rise to the royal court

You will make your home abundant.

You're on the right track! Do not stop!

You hope not in vain!

Your goal is achievable!

Success will come if you don't listen to anyone else

Do not act in accordance with the old ones

right for yourself.

Be patient and if your decision is right,

The universe will support him.

Focus on the present.

Trust what happens to you.

Unexpected news awaits you.

Look in the mirror and you will see a charming

little face.

Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.

Everything will be fine!

You will do something useful!

If you don't believe in yourself, you won't start anything. A

if you don't start anything, then nothing

will happen.

Remember, there is always tomorrow.

Pay attention to the beauty around you

You are unique - remember that!

Don't miss important news.

Wait for the budget to be replenished.

The stars are favorable to you.

Spend time on your home.

You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.

Think not only about yourself, but also about others.

Cast aside your doubts.

Don't stray from your chosen path.

There may be surprises.

Think about your decision again.

Only if you are collected and focused,

You will succeed in everything both in business and at home.

To survive, stock up on strong threads

relationships.

This day promises you brilliant prospects.

Don't even try to calculate plans for

the coming week! She will still be there

unpredictable.

Auntie will smile at you with a white-toothed smile

Today you will receive a worthy reward for

your courage.

Everything will work out very well at work and at home.

successfully. Both colleagues and family will be able to

appreciate your extraordinary

capabilities.

Today is the best day for you! Like all

rest!

At work, everything works out in your favor.

After the rain the sun shines brighter

Encourage your little weaknesses - allow yourself

have fun!

Today you will be as inimitable as ever! And outright defeat the opposite

Try to please your significant other more often

cute gifts and pleasant

surprises!

Beautiful ones will open before you

opportunity to climb career ladder.

The main thing is to be decisive! Otherwise you'll miss it

lucky chance.

If you pay more attention to the second

soul mate, your relationship will be simple

fabulous!

Do not relax! Lucky case

will turn up, if only you are not lazy.

Work in full force, and then waiting for you

well-deserved reward.

The day is conducive to work, but not excessive

activity.

What was not possible before can suddenly

get moving.

Creative energy combined with

a pragmatic approach can give

results that will make you feel

internal satisfaction and positive

New Year – special holiday, in which it is not customary to be sad. If you take care of interesting things in advance holiday program for the company with which you plan to conduct New Year's Eve, then, for sure, this beginning of the year will be remembered by many of you. Fortune telling is considered one of the most popular and exciting entertainments on the night from December 31 to January 1. However, we emphasize that this is just about entertainment and should not be taken too seriously. All predictions should be humorous and amuse the company gathered at the table. If you pay attention to some of the ideas we have given below, then, for sure, this will make your holiday truly bright and special. Having fun on New Year's Eve is not at all difficult if you take the time to prepare it in advance and approach the preparation of fortune-telling with humor and imagination. Remember that all predictions on this holiday should lift your spirits and set your guests in an optimistic mood, so pay special attention to their writing! Let each member of your company feel the atmosphere of good magic in the New Year and try to believe that a miracle still exists and will soon burst into his life!

Comic New Year fortune telling

Fortune telling for love

Comic predictions

Look forward joyfully - a bag of money is waiting for you! Forget about crying - good luck awaits you! It will be a hot year – and with it a tour to the island! Only joy lies ahead and swimming in love! Well, grab your luck by the tail - the keys to the dacha are waiting for you! There will be a lot of impressions with a jar of sweet jam! Don’t be sad, don’t be sad – there’s a lot of happiness on the way! It's time to smile - wealth is running to you!

Gypsy comic fortune telling for the New Year

Fortune telling "Magic bag"

Merry New Year's fortune telling

All sorrows are behind you, happiness awaits you ahead! You will soon be smiling - a trip to the sea awaits you! Great luck awaits you - there is a dacha at the foot of the mountain! They are waiting for you delicious lunches and in love there is only victory! Fate will act wisely - send you on vacation abroad! Wait for a ticket to the islands - neither for the cinema, nor for the ballet! You won’t escape fate - they’ve been in love with you for a long time!

Find out what awaits you in the New Year! Get ready, close your eyes and point your mouse at the table. What number did you hit - that’s the answer!

1. Before you is a direct road to your cherished goal. Everything you have in mind will turn out.
2. Necessary people or a happy and successful combination of circumstances will help you achieve what you want.
3. Obstacles that arise one after another can interfere with the implementation of your plans.
4. Realization of goals depends on your efforts. If you have the patience to follow what you set out to do, success is possible.
5. Start accumulating knowledge, at the moment you need it most.
6. Step by step you are getting closer to your goal. “The slower you go, the further you will go” - in in this case for you.
7. Temporary difficulties and trials. Maintain your dignity and don't lose sight of your goal.
8. Circumstances will turn out well, add ingenuity or strength to remove opposition to your plans.
9. Have patience and you will achieve everything you want. In this case, hasty actions are inappropriate.
10. You can only count on the fruits of your efforts. Outside help can be a disservice.
11. You will win. This will be a surprise, as it may not happen at the time you expect.
12. Be careful, you can overestimate your strengths and capabilities by mistake.
13. Possible loss of strength and nervous overload. The fulfillment of desires is postponed.
14. Be calm - everything will come at the right time. In the meantime, go about your daily routine.
15. It is useless to take on plans yet. Forced loneliness, misunderstanding of loved ones, lack of like-minded people.
16. You are free to do whatever comes into your head. The right time for spontaneous actions.
17. Get lost in thought and think again - is this what you really want?
18. Risk of remaining at a dead end. Wait out the moment calmly, and there will be a fair wind.19. The success of ascent to a new stage of life depends on you. Life gives you a chance - the main thing is not to miss it.
20. Harmony in relationships with people and the world. Send goodness into the world and you will receive goodness in return.
21. Life will cross out your plans and provide you with completely different interests and opportunities.
22. Get over selfishness and don’t isolate yourself. Cooperation - above all, be more diplomatic and tolerant.
23. Everything will come true the way you want. This will benefit both you and those around you.
24. Ideas that existed only in your imagination will get a real chance to come true.
25. There may be a disagreement between your plans and their implementation. Rethink your intentions and outline better ways to achieve them.
26. Your life will be focused on the interests of your family for some time. Do your homework and don't consider this time wasted. Recognition of your authority by your family is also important.
27. Gain experience and knowledge to move forward. It's time to start improving yourself.
28. A “fresh” optimistic outlook will help eliminate some miscalculations.
29. For successful actions, you need to establish constant contacts with other people. If old connections don't work, make new ones. Learn to create strong business and friendly connections.
30. A tactful approach to people will provide you with maximum success, which can only be consolidated.
31. The moment has come to implement the most difficult tasks
32. You will have to urgently look for a way out of the crisis and rebuild your life. Over time, worries will be left behind.
33. Brake on given time is a lack of trust in oneself and others. Period of stagnation.
34. Your dreams are far from complete. Deterioration of the situation. It takes more effort than you expected.
35. There are a lot of contradictions. If you strive too hard to achieve what you want, you will miss out on what you have previously achieved.
36. Your successful promotion and success may cause envy. It won't go further than gossip.
37. Take control of all your expenses, otherwise you will regret wasted money.
38. Add initiative, enterprise, independence to desire - and you will definitely succeed.
39. Get the news you need.
40. Your plans will be fulfilled in direct proportion to the time and effort spent.
41. We must use workarounds and try not to rush the course of events.
42. Period of uncertainty. Outline a specific plan of proposed actions and try to follow it.
43. The temptation to spend big money. Follow your instinct, not other people's advice and persuasion.
44. There won't be much unrest in the near future. All matters are clear, all plans are feasible.
45. Time for joy.
46. ​​Your wish will come true if you are modest enough in your demands.
47. A trip or journey will make the necessary adjustments to your plans. You will have the opportunity to quickly move up the social ladder.
48. You will get everything through diligence, hard work, discipline and the support of fate. 49. Trust life, go with the flow, and the river itself will bring you to the right place.
50. What causes you uncertainty and fear will turn out to be good in the future.51. Events will develop faster than you expect. They may take you by surprise.
52. Your perception of reality is somewhat distorted. Until you are able to see the hidden side of events.
53. A streak of pleasant surprises that will follow one after another.
54. New people will come into your life who will become devoted friends or colleagues.
55. A confluence of happy accidents and an increase in material well-being await you.
56. Your abilities and hard work will be appreciated. Possibility of encouragement career growth and beneficial cooperation.
57. There will be so much worry and hassle that there is practically no time left for anything else.
58. Chaos reigns in your soul, which can cause interference in business and endeavors.
59. Show restraint and self-control, as old contradictions will suddenly burst out.
60. You may miss a chance because of your own frivolity or lack of faith in your own strength.
61. Whether what you want comes true or not depends on your self-discipline. Make an action plan and follow the schedule.
62. Take a look at your life as if from the outside - thanks to this you will gain a correct view of many things.
63. Change yourself, and the world around you will change. You will have A New Look for life.
64. You will be too dependent in your intentions on other people, especially on those who have power.
65. Unnecessary worries and worries due to temptations, intrigues, empty conversations and disputes.
66. Rely on fate and trust in God. Trust the natural course of life.
67. You waste a lot of energy and effort. Try to distribute your activity correctly.
68. The situation will develop in two ways. Try to orient yourself correctly.
69. There is reason to think about what kind of people surround you. Be careful in your affairs and do not tell anyone about your plans and successes.
70. Don’t be cunning with yourself: are you sure that what you are up to will really not harm anyone? If there is no such confidence, the situation promises to be successful.
71. A good moment to strengthen your authority. Opportunity to receive incentives or rewards.
72. Your plans are destined to come true if you do not shift your responsibility onto the shoulders of others.
73. Possibility of big and small victories. You will enjoy the taste of success.
74. Your ideas have little chance of being implemented, since they contradict the wishes of others.
75. Your affairs will be resolved easily and quickly, without much effort and expense on your part.
76. Changes will inevitably affect and maybe even turn your life around. Upcoming events will help you get started new stage life. Internal differences will be overcome.
77. Your worries won't take up your life big place. New hobbies and new acquaintances will appear.
78. Trust your heart and intuition more - they will tell you the right paths towards the cherished goal.
79. A period of losses and trials lies ahead. Gather your will and wait out the destructive wind.
80. Your prospects are the brightest. You feel inspired - and success comes to you.
81. The situation is stable. You are on the right track. Bring your plans to completion and take on new ones.
82. If your mind and soul act in harmony with each other, you will achieve a lot.
83. Fate likes to arrange tests from time to time for those whom it patronizes. It's your time.
84. You will be able to extract both immediate and long-term benefits. Good luck in material matters.
85. Control yourself and don’t let your emotions overwhelm you - this is the main condition for the successful completion of your plans.
86. New perspectives and new horizons will open before you, previously invisible and unattainable.
87. Success awaits you, gained easily and effortlessly. The result will surprise and delight you.
88. Act persistently, confidently, persistently, and all the advantages will be on your side.
89. You live in a world of illusions and build castles in the air, but fate does not have enough material to build them.
89. Correctly measure your hopes and your capabilities, then you will be on the right path.
91. If you say one thing, then another, and think the third, there will be no sense in it.
92. Circumstances will mislead you. Shift your attention to the bright sides of life.
93. Success is now unlikely; in the near future you will need wisdom, endurance, and patience.
94. The difficulties you may experience can have beneficial consequences. The storm will pass by.
95. Profit awaits you, new good material prospects will appear.
96. You need to devote more time to rest. Allow yourself to forget about business for a while. This will help you find peace of mind and clarity of thought.
97. After a while, your desires or goals will lose interest for you and new opportunities for creative growth will appear.
98. Success can be achieved through joint efforts. Practice diplomacy and tact.
99. Unexpected events will interfere with the execution of planned plans at the moment.
100. Fate. Share. God's will. For some reason, the information is closed to you.

Nowadays, to achieve anything, you need to work hard, you need to be serious and purposeful and constantly move towards your goal. So we work all year, strive for something, achieve something, but sometimes it’s good to “unwind” in order to gain strength to conquer new heights and reach new goals. And comic fortune telling for the New Year will allow you not only to have a fun and unforgettable time with friends and family, but also to stock up on impressions for a very long period.

IN common days jokes with magic can end badly. But on New Year's Eve a lot of things are forgivable, especially since such predictions and jokes are only indirectly related to magic. So nothing will stop you from having fun from the heart and making people close to you happy.

Comic fortune telling on animal figures

Nowadays it is rare to meet a girl or woman who does not care about her own figure. Prepare small bags, envelopes or boxes of the same size. Place images of animals inside; you can pick up small toys that your girlfriends can later keep for themselves as a small but nice souvenir.

Then invite everyone who wishes to choose their prediction and try their luck. The prediction can be formulated something like this:

“The figure and advantages, as well as the virtues of which of the animals will I receive in the coming year?”

And in order to whet the interest of your girlfriends, it is better to take exotic and unusual animals, for example, a baby mammoth, a dolphin, a pterodactyl. And immediately think about their merits in order to smooth out any irregularities if they appear. So, for example, an image of a baby elephant can easily be perceived by a touchy girl as an elephant, and even at her own expense.

You should also avoid some associations with animals, for example, it is better to exclude such an animal as a hippopotamus, this is good if you come across it to a skinny person, but if you come across it to a girl obsessed with her figure, then you cannot avoid revenge from your girlfriend.

However, you need to understand that everything New Year's fortune telling should take place in a festive and friendly atmosphere, and if you think about everything carefully, then charge positive emotions It will last a long time for you and your friends.

Cool fortune telling for the new year

Prepare notes describing a future person of approximately the same nature:

“In the coming year you will have a long trip to distant and extraordinary countries, accompanied by thieves and swindlers, who not only will not deceive you or rob you, but will also help you in everything, and will also leave you the stolen goods.”

Or something like this:

“Evil spirits will settle in your house, and they will hurt all over your head, so that by accident they will take with them all the troubles and adversities, and the happiness and grandiose fortune that will fall out of its immense pockets will go to you.”

You can come up with as many similar predictions as your imagination allows. Well, you can take it by the number of dishes served and guests. Every time before a new dish is served to another guest, invite him to pull out the next prediction from under the plate and read it out loud to the delight of him, you and the guests.

Chocolate New Year fortune telling

For this comic prediction, take a small piece of chocolate and throw it into a glass of champagne. Next, watch what will happen, if the chocolate sinks to the bottom of the glass, then you will dance until you drop, if the chocolate floats to the surface, then the night will be passionate and you will “blur” with bliss. If the chocolate floats to the right wall of the glass, then you will spend the entire holiday with your other half, but if it floats to the left wall, then you will be gone all evening, no, no, and pulled to the left.

Fortune telling on paper

On New Year's Eve, make your deepest wish, then write down as many vulgarities and nasty things as possible on a piece of paper, then give this piece of paper to all the guests to read one by one. If the last person reading from your guests hits you in the face and this blow coincides with the last chime, then your wish will certainly come true.

Comic predictions Option No. 1

Beware of danger! Your mother-in-law will give your wife a new large cast iron skillet!

Be sure to purchase lottery ticket! You are destined to win a lawn clipper and your own mustache.

Soon you will receive a “significant” profit from consuming buns and cakes!

In the coming year, you will find your own stash, re-read “Capital” by K. Marx at your leisure!

Hold on! You will soon be attacked by money from all sides!

Relax! You are about to vacation on an estate in Rio de Olkhovka!

Take heart! A serious loss awaits you. You are destined to be temporarily speechless with happiness from the long-desired meeting!

You are lucky! You will become the millionth visitor in the coming year public bath, and you will be given honorable brainwashing for free!

You can't avoid a promotion! You and the entire department will be transferred to one floor higher!

Comic predictions Option No. 2

New hairstyle! Your new “outfit”! The coming year will surprise everyone!

The sun will look through the window! New unexpected love will come!

The picture is clear! Beautiful love awaits you!

You will enter the “cool” society and find an oligarch husband there!

Move forward cheerfully! Good luck awaits ahead!

Income growth will happen! And expenses will be reduced!

There is a family atmosphere in the House! At work fast career!

A trip awaits you soon! It will take you to the warm sea!

You will be happy! Good luck to you! Your dacha awaits you!

A lot of travel and many incidents await you!

A tour to Europe awaits you and unexpected joy horoscope!

You are destined to live a hundred years! Sorrow and troubles will not be given to you!

New Year is a holiday that is celebrated on a grand scale, gathering loved ones and dear people. Accordingly, preparations for the celebration must correspond to the scope, otherwise the entire event will be reduced to simple eating, with a few congratulatory words. If you decide that you will be the organizer of the holiday, we recommend that you prepare in advance. Today, among other entertainments, comic predictions and lotteries are becoming increasingly popular.

A prediction is a warning about an event that is going to happen in the near future. Whether we like it or not, it is human nature to be interested in our future. Nowadays there is no shortage of various predictions - all kinds of astrologers, fortune tellers and fortune tellers, so people are tired of serious prophecies in their lives.

Comic predictions for the new year are, in addition to a fun pastime, also a fresh look at forecasts for the near future. We are sure that the gathered guests will appreciate your ideas and receive great moral satisfaction.

Friends, your prophecies can be completely different - long, describing every action, or very short, written in prose or poetry, the most important thing is that they are funny, bring laughter and joy to others.

Submitting predictions for the lottery

Let's first consider the possible presentation of predictions, and then offer examples of text.

Prophetic balls

To do this you will need ordinary inflatable balls, small pieces of paper and a pen. We write down the predictions on pieces of paper, roll them up into a tube, put them into a ball and inflate it. Balls can be tied to guests' chairs, or they can be distributed during fortune telling. Having burst the balloon, the person reads out loud the prediction associated with his life. The more fun the prophecy, the more positive it will bring.

When preparing in advance for a session, you can specially age the paper (by dipping it in strong tea or onion solution) or make it bright, colorful with a beautiful rope. This will add a touch of mystery or celebration, depending on what you choose.

Pot of predictions

Everything is simple here, we take pre-prepared dishes, put folded bags with comic wishes. We pass the pot around in a circle, each guest takes out one package and reads it out.

The container can be covered with worn paper, giving the dish an outdated look, or the paper can be aged in advance.

Gypsy chest

There is a deep-seated stereotype about gypsies that says they are all excellent fortune tellers, and this is a great way to use them in your comic prophecies.

Having dressed up as a gypsy in advance, you or one of the guests enter the room with a chest filled with predictions. The presenter invites each invited guest to take out one package in turn and read it out.

The main thing here is not the forecasts for the future themselves, but the presentation. It would be great if a gypsy would take on the role and, with the expression that is unique to them, hold a competition.

Prophetic Cookies

Remember the quote: “everything ingenious is simple, and everything simple is brilliant”? It is this aphorism that underlies this competition. To prepare it you will need fortune sheets and cookies. True, you will have to make the cookies yourself, however, if you have the opportunity to purchase them, why not. For those who want to create something original, we offer a recipe for making cookies.

Ingredients:

• Eggs, 3 pcs;
• 50-70g wheat flour;
• 50g butter;
• Spices as desired;
• Sugar, powdered sugar.

Cooking method:

1. Separate the egg white from the yolk, beat the white until foam appears, add flour, sugar, spices as desired, mix until smooth.

A little advice: when beating the egg whites, do not overdo it; if you beat it too long, it will appear a large number of air bubbles and the dough will begin to rise quickly as the temperature rises.

1. Spread baking paper on a baking sheet and grease butter, preheat the oven to 180-200 C. Use a teaspoon to place even circles on a baking sheet.
2. Place in the oven for about 6-7 minutes, as soon as the edges turn golden, take it out and turn it over, add a piece of paper with fortunes, and fold it in half. Next, taking the cookies by the ears, bend them.
3. Place on the table and wait until it cools completely.

Miracle dumplings

The next event has some similarities with the previous one, the difference is that instead of cookies we use dumplings. This old game is almost forgotten today, but it is perfect for making predictions with family and loved ones. The secret is in the item that we place along with the filling, which carries a certain meaning.

• Orange peel - a loved one will give a gift;
• Peanut - a romantic meeting is possible;
• Cherry - to good luck in business;
• Peas - comfort and prosperity will reign in the house;
• Walnut - health will improve;
• Buckwheat - a sudden increase in finances;
• Mushrooms - a life full of peace;
• Money – sporting victories;
• Grain is a full cup of wealth;
• Raisins are an unexpected temptation;
• Cabbage - wages will skyrocket;
• Caramel - a romance is possible;
• Potatoes – promotion at work;
• Cranberry - expect changes in your personal life;
• Ring – wedding;
• Hot pepper - possible problems at work or at home;
• Dried apricots are great news;
• Carrot - meeting new people;
• Meat - financial success;
• White thread - you will have to be away for a long time on company business;
• Green thread – travel abroad;
• Black thread - quick business trip;
• Thread with knots - problems that were not expected;
• Cucumber - a new passion;
• Button - you will buy something from clothes;
• Sugar - the year will be successful;
• Apple - your work will be appreciated.

Lottery with three predictions

To do this, we write wishes or prophecies on pieces of paper, at the rate of three prophecies per person. We fold the leaves beautifully and mix them in a bag. It is proposed to pull out the bundles one by one, reading out loud.

Secret desires

To prepare for the competition, you need to prepare funny images of a person’s basic desires. You don’t have to draw it yourself; you can choose pictures from magazines or print them out, attach the images to a rope, and pull the rope. We blindfold the guests, untwist them and bring them to a stretched rope, giving them the opportunity to choose the leaf themselves. Images may be completely different.

• Family hearth;
• Finance;
• Head office;
• Wedding;
• Huge, new estate;
• New car;
• Modern gadgets;
• Travel and much more.

Text of comic predictions for 2019 in verse

• Wait without crying, luck will come again;
• Look quickly ahead, a lot of money is waiting soon;
• You will have a fast journey, but there will be a lot of money;
• Step forward boldly, success and luck are already waiting;
• Expect news from close friends soon;
• You will find your love, maybe you will get married again;
• You'll fly up the career ladder, you'll even trick your boss;
• A huge mountain of money will fall from above, your loved one will recover from his illness;
• Don’t be sad in vain, friends are on the way;
• Your neighbor fell in love with you, so live for many years;
• In the last month of winter - February, success will come to you again;
• I saw for sure that you will have a big family;
• Precisely at midnight, on New Year's Day, your luck will come;
• You will have to be in front of the management so that the temptation to get drunk goes away;
• Since you were kicked out of work, it means your worries have diminished;
• At the holiday, anyone who gets drunk will return to the house without an advance;
• In the store, you take yourself some fashionable pants;
• Underneath the clink of glasses, they will give you a cool phone;
• A piece of ice will fall on your heels, life will become like a picture;
• The year of the pig is approaching, we wish you, friends,
• Being neat, smart, clean, not the same as a wild boar.

Comic predictions in prose

• As you firmly step up the career ladder, do not slip on the spit of envious people;
• Perhaps a promotion is expected very soon, you will have to move a couple of floors higher;
• Keep smiling and we will certainly sign a lucrative contract with a toothpaste manufacturer;
• If you're lucky, delete it bad habit, but here’s a funny thing – a couple of new ones will appear;
• Be careful - in the coming year it is possible to add to your family; cockroaches from your neighbors will come to you;
• You will find a hidden treasure, although its appearance will be very similar to your spouse’s hidden treasure;
• With the arrival of the new year, there is a great possibility of an attack on you. Success will strike an unexpected blow, it will be almost impossible to fight back;
• The gray everyday life of next year will be diluted with bright meetings with the opposite sex;
• In the near future, you will gain a lot, although this will happen to your pockets;
• Your friends remember you very well, just as you can forget a debtor;
• Be careful on the roads, perhaps fate awaits you at the crossroads;
• This year, for the cockroaches in your head, will be especially lucky;
• All difficulties and difficulties will leave you, it’s incredibly boring to be with you;
• Next year, your body decides when, where and most importantly with whom it should be;
• The rod inside you may turn out to be an ordinary nail in one place.