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Funny statuses and quotes. I looked through my VKontakte wall and found a lot funny statuses. Statuses about love, statuses about life.
A must read great mood guaranteed!

I'm a strong girl...I'll take out the trash and my brain, if necessary.

Coffee at work is a drink that is drunk when you are hungry.

Read the word HANA backwards, and you have a reason to calm down and forget about everything!

Thought is an orgasm of the brain; those who can experience it enjoy it. Those who cannot... are forced to imitate. unfortunately many imitate

Never regret what you did if you were happy at that moment.

Many people see who I appear to be, but not everyone feels who I really am...

Positive emotions arise only if you put everything into perspective)

How the question “what’s new?” infuriates me. from people who don’t really know what I had old

Do you mind if I smoke?
- You know, I don’t care even if you shoot yourself.

Anyone who still considers women the weaker sex should watch how they close the door on a minibus.

The most terrible weapon is a phone in the hands of a drunk woman

Yesterday on the bus some asshole climbed into my bag, I didn’t notice at first, in the evening I open the bag - he’s sitting

Man is the architect of his own happiness! go get it!

A knowledgeable person is more erudite than a Googled person!

A homeless person enters a glass collection point:
- Do you accept bottles of Scotch whiskey?
Pause:
- No, sir!

My daughters, I am leaving for distant countries. What should I bring you?
-Dad, is it possible to somehow go buy bread in a less pretentious way?...

The words "Don't be nervous!" They help to bring a person back to a normal state of rabies.

Sometimes you look at men for whom you previously had sympathy, and you involuntarily begin to doubt your adequacy.

No earthly music can compare in its sweetness with the beating of a loving heart...

They say it's normal female breast should fit in a guy's palm. They'll grow a paw, and then you go and have a complex

If happiness doesn’t come for a long time, it means it’s big and comes in small steps.

A man got lost in the forest. He walks through the forest and yells at the top of his lungs: Awww!
A bear comes out to the meeting and asks: Why are you yelling?
- Yes, I got lost, I think maybe someone will hear.
- Well, I heard, has it become easier?

Life is like a sport. For one - weightlifting, for another - figure skating. Unlucky people have to lift the barbell while standing on skates

Global things like this can make us happy: mutual love, health, world peace, self-realization, career success, your home...However balloon and lip gloss with a raspberry scent are also important

Do you really have a dream? What did you do today to make it come true?!

Look. If you don't see, listen. If you don't hear, guess. If you don't guess, forget it.

Anything can happen. Everything. Just something - rarely and not with everyone. But this does not mean - with anyone and never.

You're not paying attention to me at all!
- I appeal to you, don’t drive me away!
- Well, of course, today you noticed that I put on makeup?
- I noticed!
- I didn’t put on makeup!!!

I don’t drink vodka - I disinfect my soul with it.

Forget about life and it will get better...

Do you want to go back to childhood? ... It’s snowing outside, a blizzard, and they’ll wrap you in a jacket and take you on a sled =))... with full bags of tangerines and sweets on your lap...

Mom, smile! Now a bird will fly out of here!
- Son! It's time to tell you the whole truth. Birds in
no camera. There is no Baba Yaga either. Babayka does not exist. Grandfather
Your uncle dressed himself in frost every year. Your dad is not in
expedition, but in prison. The top will never bite you on the side, but
There are no gnomes living in the refrigerator. The stork does not bring children, in the store
They don’t sell them either, and only caterpillars can be found in cabbage. Group
"Shpilki" sings along with a soundtrack, your grandfather is gay, my neighbor and I are not
fought, but had sex! Now, son, you know everything...
- I celebrated my thirtieth birthday...

No one loves a woman for her youth or maturity, for her beauty or
ugliness, for stupidity or intelligence; they love her not for anything, but simply
because they love.

I use the Rich brush, it cleans my teeth even in hard-to-reach places, what about you?
- And I don’t have teeth in hard-to-reach places.

You get burned by one person, and then you don’t trust the whole world.

You get angry with him and think, “I’ll tell him everything now,” and then you realize that there’s nothing to say other than “I love you.”

If you are not pointedly marked, it means they are seriously interested in you

If you didn’t have a bicycle as a child, and now you have a Bentley, then you still DIDN’T have a bicycle as a child!

In the life of each of us there are only two ways: to come to terms with what we have today, or to take responsibility for changing our lives for the better.

The cruelest loneliness is the loneliness of the heart

Loving is like standing on fresh cement. The longer you stand, the harder it is to break away... And you can never leave without leaving traces...

I opened the closet and I had the feeling that I was keeping two-thirds of my clothes in case I went crazy.

The inscription on the door of the psychiatrist's office: "Please keep quiet. Remember: you are not alone. They hear you... They are everywhere!.."

I don't get offended by people, I just change my opinion about them.

There is no need to build ideal happiness for yourself. Relax, it will come to you on its own.

appreciate those people who put aside their pride for you

If your life has lost color, color it yourself. She's worth it.

“I forgive you,” the girl wrote with a nail on the hood of his car.

love is evil, and for some it is simply merciless

No man will make you happy if you are unhappy. Your happiness is your concern.

“Man was born for happiness, like a bird for flight!” - penguins and ostriches love to gloat.

It is much better to do great things, to celebrate great victories, even if there are mistakes along the way, than to join the ranks ordinary people who know neither great joy nor great misfortune, living a gray life where there are neither victories nor defeats.

Do you want to eat? Eat an apple. Would you like an apple? So I'm not hungry!

Something tells me that I’ve gone crazy... It seems like it’s my conscience.....

Monday. NY. Sex. Tuesday. London. Sex. Wednesday. Paris. Sex. The styling is gone, but it’s so cool, so cool.

There is something in every person for which you can love him, and in everyone there is something for which you can hate him. The choice is always ours.

Sidorov got married solely thanks to the Internet. Judge for yourself, would Sidorov have made it to the theater if his modem hadn’t broken?..

Curlers. If there are many of them, then they are curlers, but what if there is only one!?! Curler, hair curler? Curler?

Take a closer look, these letters glow with happiness!

Buy Raptor and you won't see mosquitoes anymore! - Better buy our grass and you will see mosquitoes in 3D format!

When we ask for forgiveness, we acknowledge to the other person how important it is to us.

Music changes in life, but we must continue to dance...

Loneliness begins with coffee, cigarettes, morning redness under the eyes, which becomes the norm, a forgotten cell phone at home, zero missed calls in the evening, careless hairstyle, forgotten dreams, poetry in prose, shoes without heels, scribbled pieces of paper, inscriptions on the windows.

A Georgian and a girl are sitting in the compartment. The Georgian tries to establish a conversation:
- Why is such a beautiful girl silent all the time?
- I want to and remain silent.
- Wah! He wants and is silent!

Love is a model of the universe with an infinite number of discoveries. This is the energy exchange of two people on the mental level, spiritual unity, kinship of thoughts and emotions, which can break our existential loneliness. Alla Snitsar.

Do you have a goal in life? At least some?...
- You know, I would like
come home and not take the keys out of my pocket...I just want
ring your door... and have it open...

Take me back to the past, there was such a wonderful future...

There are two ways to free you from suffering: quick death and lasting love. Friedrich Nietzsche.

I live 50 meters from the airport next to the railway. Why do I need a silent washing machine?

Three days! For three days I chased after you to tell you how indifferent I am to you!

Chronic office illness: you always want to eat before lunch, sleep after lunch, and it feels like you don’t get paid enough!

Women's logic is a complete fuck-up to the male psyche

Babayka lives in my bag! He spills chewing gum, opens powder, confuses his headphones, hides his cell phone when it rings... crumples and tears various pieces of paper I need...

The most difficult fight is when you have to fight laziness for happiness.

On a trolleybus. Man: Excuse me, can I get to the central market?
Grandma: no. A man looks disappointed and gets off the trolleybus. The doors close and the trolleybus starts moving. Grandma adds: “But I’ll get there!”

Women like to be listened to, but that doesn't mean they want to make decisions.

If a Woman is simultaneously dissatisfied with the weather, the state of the economy and His tie, He needs to at least hug Her

A girl's two problems: "What are you staring at?" and "Why isn't anyone looking at me?"

Women only quarrel with those with whom they later want to make peace. They send the rest...

I'm happy by default. Please do not meddle in the settings

A guy walks into a video and music store and examines the shelves with interest.
Sales consultant: - Hello! May I help you? -
No thanks! I'm just looking for something else to download from a torrent.

Friends, save your statuses. they will help your psychiatrist with a diagnosis!)))

You must be able to make a choice in this life.. CROSS OUT someone, and EMPHASIZE someone...

I will smile, dream, invent - and I will definitely become the Greatest Joy in the World for someone...

you have everything to be with me except desire

Hmmm... Damn...
And how can I say now that it wasn’t me who called him...
And 7 glasses of martini???.

Three stages of a woman's intoxication: 1. Oh, how drunk I am... 2. Who is drunk? Am I drunk??? 3. To the taxi driver’s question: “Where are we going?” - hit him over the head with a handbag and say: “None of your business, bastard” hee hee....))))

Two essences are always fighting in a woman: a cat that wants to walk on its own, and a dog that needs an owner...

the longer a girl is without a boyfriend, the more frank the avatar is

Don't be afraid of your desires! Fear mine

Never say: “I was wrong”, better say: “Wow, how interesting it turned out...”

Every morning I tell myself: “Get up, beauty, great things await us!”, but an inner voice whispers that if they wait, then they love, and if they love, then they will wait...

the world was created for me to purr in it)))

I'm confused. -How? -Like headphones from a player...

Worst nightmare: making sandwiches, pouring tea, bringing it all to
bed, wrap yourself in a blanket and forget the TV remote...

Coffee at night - prolongs your online contact =)

Sometimes you painfully want to put an obscene status on VKontakte, but you remember that you have some disgustingly decent people in your contacts... and what’s most disgusting is that they also consider you a disgustingly decent person.

In Russia there are three exotic species animals: Yoshkin-cat, Blakha-fly and Yadryona-louse. Yes, by the way, there is also a yokar babay, but this is no longer an animal...

the “same rake” attraction is a favorite women’s pastime...

The Internet is a wonderland: you got there and disappeared there)

I won’t go on the Internet... I won’t go on the Internet.. I won’t go on the Internet... I’m not on the Internet... I’m not on the Internet

Apparently, miracles are not yet known to happen to me.

Old bridges may still be useful. It's better to burn the old rake...

I know what loneliness is: a bitten piece of chocolate, music that already hurts my ears, a computer that is always on, an unbearable emptiness in the depths of my soul and painfully closed eyes.

Depression is when you go online and don’t know where to go.

A cup of coffee will cheer you up. Half a chocolate - eating bad luck. This proven bittersweet taste seems to whisper to me: “Everything will be alright.”

We do not dare to do many things not because they are difficult; it is difficult precisely because we do not dare to do it.

She still speaks in statuses, thinks in notes, hears in music, and lives in photographs...

We get used to smiling at those who don’t want to smile, and looking great at the moment when we want to scream in pain.

Most of all people love to be loved.

Happiness does not lie in always doing what you want, but in always wanting what you do. Lev Tolstoy

All people strive for happiness - there are no exceptions to this rule; Everyone’s methods are different, but the goal is the same... Happiness is the motivating motive for any actions of any person, even one who is planning to hang himself. Blaise Pascal

When we are happy, we are always kind, but when we are kind, we are not always happy. Oscar Wilde

Whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it is very important that you do it. Gandhi

We never live in the present, we all just anticipate the future and rush it, as if it were late, or call on the past and try to bring it back, as if it had gone too soon. Blaise Pascal

Happiness has no tomorrow, it does not have yesterday, it does not remember the past, does not think about the future, it has the present - and that is not a day, but a moment. Ivan Turgenev

The only way to be happy is to love suffering. Woody Allen

There are different states. Then you strive forward, completely filled with the sunny, energetic, free present, you rejoice, and nothing exists for you other than this. And sometimes you suddenly feel a pang about something lost, and you feel sad about the silvery, rainy, tender past. Both are great to experience. Both are wealth. Evgeniy Grishkovets

Miracles are where people believe in them, and the more they believe, the more often they happen. Denis Diderot

Think of life as a box of cookies. In the box of cookies there are some favorite cookies and some not so favorite ones. Eat the most delicious ones first - only the ones you don’t particularly like will remain. When I'm sad, I always think about this box. If you endure now, it will be easier later. So it turns out that life is a box of cookies. Haruki Murakami

Life loves to create darkness in order to later shine brighter with its bright side. Paulo Coelho

If it’s bad in the past, be glad it’s not now. If it’s bad now, be glad it’s not in the past or in the future. If it’s bad in the future, be glad it’s not in the past and not now. It’s bad at all times - rejoice that it’s only with you. If everyone has it bad, be glad you’re not the only one. Always be happy, it’s easier to live,
suffer less. Vadim Mozgovoy

We must learn to be happy with what we have. But aerobatics is to rejoice in what does not exist.

Two fish are splashing in the water. The little one asks the big one: Mom, they say that some fish climbed onto land and are now walking on the ground. Who are they? - ABOUT, for the most part those who are dissatisfied with everything. Bernard Werber

What gives us joy is not what surrounds us, but our attitude towards the environment, and we are happy when we have what we love, and not what others think worthy of love. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

One girl was asked which one is the best main man, what is the most important time and what is the most necessary thing? And she answered, thinking that the most important person is the one with whom you are communicating at a given moment, the most important time is the one in which you are living now, and the most necessary thing is to do good to the person with whom you are dealing at every given moment. Lev Tolstoy.

Those who truly love cannot be depressed. Depression occurs only in those who are self-obsessed. And the lover thinks about another person, about the one he loves.

When you rejoice, look into the depths of your heart, and you will see that now you rejoice precisely in what previously saddened you. When you are sad, look again into your heart and you will see that truly you are crying for what was your joy

The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with. (Paulo Coelho)

I know what being in love is: a dream without nightmares, tender kisses, a magical mood around the clock, abandoned work, forgotten affairs, light ahead of the tunnel and exercise in the morning... I know what love is: it is an ego completely dissolved in something still unfamiliar , a sweet shiver all over the body from a simple touch, continuous phone calls and text messages, a state of self-confidence, disheveled hair in the morning, a voice that gives goosebumps all over the body... I know what separation is: it is pain that gradually begins to overshadow the meaning of life, coffee mixed with cognac and sleeping pills, tears in the pillow, eternally swollen eyes, this desire to settle on a desert island. Self-contempt and hatred of memories... I know what loneliness is: things scattered in disarray, insanely philosophical entries in a diary, a candle with a half-decayed wick, a bitten piece of chocolate, a TV running non-stop and a feeling of cold inside... I know what it is hatred: this incredible efficiency, some too smart books, a neat manicure and new hairstyle, endless trips on the train around the tenth circle and conversations with myself on purely abstract topics and the desire for revenge... I know what indifference is: these are photographs abandoned in the far corner, an erased phone number, now I always have valerian pills with me, slight irritability, a cynical smile when meeting and no one needs the question: “How are you?”...

Somewhere far away lives a small, quiet man who collects all the sad tears, and makes stars out of them, and hangs them in the sky. And when the cause of sadness disappears, a star falls so that someone there on earth can make a happy wish...

It happens... that your heart wounded... and you are in a lot of pain... and you want to tell everything to hell... but... there is some small “but” that barely whispers about hope...

Guys and girls face the same problem of what to write in their favorite quotes on VKontakte.

What to write in the favorite quotes section on VKontakte

Setting up a contact page takes a lot of time. It is important to include all your hobbies and preferences in your profile. You should not ignore such a choice as favorite quotes in contact what to write. By filling out this category, your account page will become more attractive.

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Statuses and quotes can be written on absolutely any topic. Love, girls, life, blondes, music, books - this is just a small list of topics for original statuses. To make your page even more interesting, quotes should not be hackneyed and old, but new and resonant.

A person’s profile should attract the attention of visitors. The more beautiful words and statuses will be in the “favorite quotes” column, the more fun it will be for other users to view your account.

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Many VKontakte communities daily update their resource with new phrases and excerpts from songs and books, which also fits well into the “favorite quotes” column. A good choice would be quotes from books by Russian and foreign classics.

As a rule, girls' favorite quotes and guys' favorite quotes are significantly different from each other. For example, a status such as “For some I am SUNSHINE, for some I am SUNstroke, and for others I DO NOT SHINE at all” will harmoniously fit into a girl’s profile. For guys, of course, their favorite quotes will consist of completely different statuses that are not similar to girls’ ones.

Quotes in VK for status depend on the taste of a particular person. This collection contains the most worthy sayings for a status line.

The ability to express your thoughts is more important than just being smart

1. Time doesn't pass. Just you and me will leave. Time will be forever. Talmud
2. There is nothing complicated about kindness. Just the ability to mentally put yourself in someone else's place. M. Dietrich
3. In order not to suffer from the pain of a closed door, look away and look at the opened one. H. Keller

Choose the most appropriate and smart statuses and VK quotes!

1. The worse a person’s memory, the more likely become happy. I. Bergman
2. Typically mentally limited people endowed with at least cunning. I. Kant
3. In order to tune in to victory, you need to mentally accept defeat. A.Lincoln
4. Even if your thoughts are filled with justice, it does not mean that you yourself are fair. Aristotle

VK quotes for status - for those who are looking for inspiration before upcoming events.

1. The fewer reasons a person has to be proud, the stronger he clings to each of them. Omar Khayyam
2. Old age is given in order to realize, youth is given in order to gain experience. M. Eschenbach
3. There is one thing that changes people more than cancer. And this is money. S. Buscemi

Give yourself a chance for a new beginning

If you want to emphasize your education, choose suitable VK statuses and quotes.

1. Some say, wait and you'll get everything. Others - just stop waiting. Who to believe? It's entirely up to you. S. Ionescu
2. If you don't know what to do with your life, we know one thing: something needs to change in it. R. Levich-Montalcini
3. You should definitely like the smell of a person. Otherwise, love will not work. T. Konkina

VKontakte status-quotes will not only be an interesting addition to your page, but will also teach you something new.

1. You can use other people's opinions and constantly look for other people's ideas. Or you can just use your own head. G. Caroline
2. Would you call your life of poor quality? Then look for an explanation in your thoughts! R. Sharm
3. You need to start the day with the most difficult task. And it’s not about the path to success, it’s just that it will free you from unnecessary thoughts. B.Gene King
4. If you want to rest, I beg you, just rest. It is likely that this will not take very long. S. Kwolek

Explore only wise thoughts - choose quotes for your VKontakte status.

1. The whole point of a great idea is that at the beginning it doesn’t seem great at all. R. Sharm
2. In order to go to new stage, most often you need to pay attention to the little things. Leonardo da Vinci
3. Whatever happens to you, the solution is to realize your place and try to move from it in the right direction.

Kindness is stronger than beauty, according to the strongest

Quotes for VKontakte status - for those who are ready to defend strong ideas.

1. In this life, it is important to know enough women to find one, and to know love with her. F. Nietzsche
2. Let's wish others happiness. Perhaps someone will wish it for us too. Z. Freud
3. In this world, too few things matter. Remember this before you start worrying. E.M. Remarque

Are you looking for meaning in what is happening? Perhaps quotes and VKontakte statuses will help you.

1. Your departure will not always be noticeable. And if it doesn’t, then you definitely did the right thing by leaving... L.N. Tolstoy
2. Anyone can swear allegiance, but not smart woman. P. Buast
3. Each of us must have shortcomings that are interesting for our spouse to correct. Z. Freud
4. True love is an action. E.M. Remarque

1. A girl who ruins a marriage is a sheep. Simply because he will only go for such a ram... F. Ranevskaya
2. Here's the problem - I went on a diet, lost weight, but my life never improved. F. Ranevskaya
3. Don't be sad if they laugh at you. Believe me, it will be much worse if they start crying. M. Zhvanetsky

It is advisable to always call a spade a spade

If you want to touch the feelings of your friends on social networks, use beautiful quotes for status in VK.

1. Want to know more about a person? Ask him to talk about himself as a friend, or better yet, an acquaintance. O. Wild
2. Just think, each person is a separate world in a separate head. G. Heine
3. Before you start talking about what was not asked, remember that this is what fools most often do. Plato
4. What does it take to be happy? Yes, just to be loved for who we are. V. Hugo
5. Do you want to become taller than you are? Pay attention to your social circle. M. Twain

Beautiful quotes for VK status - in order to better explain to others your position in life.

1. Something does not work? So, it's time to work on your thoughts! L. Tolstoy
2. Don't be too happy if it suddenly becomes easy. Better check if you're flying into the abyss... G. Ford
3. A husband is that person who doesn’t remember when your birthday is, but remembers exactly how old you are. F. Ranevskaya
4. Just for a second, dream about something more than money. This can be a surprisingly small thing. Confucius

Fill your VKontakte statuses with worthy and smart thoughts!

Life is a fool's story. There is a lot of noise, effects, and inside there is a meaningless emptiness.

Lost the meaning of life? Try to do meaningful things!

Only in struggle, in battle can one find the meaning of life!

Doing good deeds, living for others, not for yourself - this is the real meaning of life! – Aristotle

Best status:
Seeing pictures of the distant past, looking for echoes of the past - this is the meaning of our mortal existence!

And only when a man doesn’t care about a woman will he never deceive her!

Yes, I was a disgusting bitch, but I was faithful to you to the end!

Lazy people simply do not exist. You just need to be able to choose a motivating goal.

Yes, a constant smile good mood, optimism is by no means a panacea for success. But this will spoil the mood of others so much that it’s worth living positively for this alone!

Don't strive for money or success. It is much more important to find meaning! - Albert Einstein

A person’s spiritual calling does not contain any complex, pompous goals. Everything is very simple. The main thing is to find the meaning of your life!

Love cannot be assessed, just as it cannot be bought.

I'm tired of everyone and myself because everyone always disappoints me and I put too much hope on them.

Everything is in our hands, never give up!

There is no better way to win someone's love than to give yours.

Even if I knew what to do, I still wouldn't know what to do.

Don't believe what your lips whisper, but believe what your eyes say

As soon as a person decides to move mountains, someone immediately appears ready to break his neck.

The optical sight point on your forehead is also someone’s point of view. (Lee Harvey Oswald)

I do the same as I was raised

The whole world is a stage, and we are actors in it. (William Shakespeare)

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Love is out there, just look around.

Not life, but a fairy tale, not a fairy tale, but paradise.

Some people claim that they made it to the top, when in fact they just floated up there

I don't talk about life, I live.

Love, dream, suffer, fall in love, but never humiliate yourself!

After studying the Kama Sutra, she came to the conclusion that the most suitable pose for her was “Come on tomorrow.”

Love forgives everything except unlove.

You throw around words, and then people remember them and don’t sleep...

Intuition is the ability of our head to smell with our butt.

Tell the mirror how bad you feel and you will know the value of your whining.

Life is a dream, I wish I could get some sleep!

Say only good things about yourself; whoever said it will be forgotten, but what was said will remain!

A confession once left unspoken may remain unspoken forever.

Our heart is a treasure, waste it right away - you will become a beggar.

I'm in love, but I'll consider options.

True love is like a ghost: everyone talks about it, but almost no one has seen it.

If life has turned its back on you, don’t be upset - adapt.

You need to love while you can. For who knows whether tomorrow will come or not!

Love gives us the strength to wake up, always breathe and always smile.

The worst thing is to wait for everyone and then catch up...

Never believe what they say behind your back. Sometimes it’s just gossip and slander.

If you can talk, you can sing, and if you can walk, you can dance.

New love will never heal the wounds of the old one, it will only numb the pain.

They say that it is very difficult to hold your breath for a long time, but it is even more difficult to see a loved one and not hug him.

You need to appreciate those who love you and not chase after those who are happy without you.

If you have a person you can run to with dirty, ponytailed hair, a racing heart and tears in your eyes, then appreciate it. Appreciate it like life

It's very painful to be friends with someone you love...

Better a terrible ending than endless fear.

Seconds without loved ones last for hours, and hours with loved ones fly by in seconds...

After the black stripe, the white one always begins, if you don’t follow it along...

Everyone has enemies, but God save us from friends...

Smart people are not those who talk a lot, but those who say a lot.

Still, it’s better to do something and regret it than to do nothing and then regret it.

You can't change your life overnight. But overnight you can change thoughts that will change your life forever.

My character provides me with quality natural selection: those who are not worthy cannot stand it and are eliminated.

If you can’t live as you want, live as you can.

Real friends are those who saw you without makeup and you were able to be yourself.

Never tell people about your troubles, most are not interested at all, and the rest are happy that you have them!

In love, even too much is not enough.

Men want to be women's first love, and women want to be their last.

They meet on ICQ, communicate via VKontakte, and fall in love with their classmates.

Love carefully, but truly!

Never turn down an opportunity to learn something.

I set a status about love, I’m waiting for love.

Each of us has our own world, which only YOU know about!

If you want to drive on red, have a lot of green ones...

Life is a dream, when we die we wake up...

You need to be able to forgive people for their mistakes, because one day you will make mistakes yourself...

It is impossible to win in love, you can only leave.

These eyes don't mind...

Justice is when the weak yields to the strong, stupidity yields to intelligence, and evil yields to good.

You cannot hold back rain, a girl and life by force.

The main enemy of love is not lies, betrayal or betrayal, the main enemy of love is indifference!

And I’m smart, but they beat me often...

You can't go back in time and change your start, but you can start now and change your finish!

You can't buy love, but you pay hard for it.

He is not wise who knows a lot, but he who knows what is necessary.

Love is like a rare flower that grows at the very top of the mountain and requires great courage to receive it.

Life is steps forward, steps back, but I’m still dancing!

Never offend or try to lie to a person who looks into your eyes and sees his life in them...

Something happens today, something happens tomorrow – that’s life.

Just one step forward, and behind you are already a lot of problems and people you hate.

Before you start speaking, make sure someone is listening.

Get yourself one own opinion. It is difficult to maintain and demanding, but it is worth it.

Thanks to those who left me in Hard time. You made me stronger. So much stronger that it’s better for us not to cross paths

Do not be an idiot!

It’s better to leave right away than to cling to the dead remnants of friendship later

It’s not cigarettes, it’s not drugs, it’s not alcohol and it’s not their lifestyle that spoils people.. these are all small things compared to how people themselves spoil people..

The fewer teeth a person has, the better he filters the market.

1 perfect minute, just one, but you remember your whole life and your heart skips a beat just like then.

So you call yourself free... Tell me, free from something, or free for something?

The goal in life is the pursuit of a goal.

There are no lazy people. There are worthless goals - that is, goals that do not inspire.

Love is easy to lose and hard to return.

If you are afraid, don’t do it, but if you start doing it, then do it, and don’t be afraid of anything!

many people don't even realize that they are a constant topic of conversation

nothing makes evening streets more beautiful than the absence of people on them

What a person thinks about is what he becomes.

If you were able to express your love in words, then you love little.

Love can kill time, and time can kill time.

Sad people don't think about love, they already know about it...

The appearance is like first gear in a car...

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” Theodore Roosevelt

Shoot my soul!

If you don't love, don't kiss!

Time does not beat, but slowly kills.

Life is a dream. I wish I could get some sleep!

Without love you are lost... without love I am lost...

And even if fate is not fair, life is a game, play beautifully!

“The existence of God is so obvious that not believing in Him is a sin, and it is so unobvious that believing in Him is a merit.” Karl Jaspers

Life is cruel and unfair, but that’s how we make it ourselves.

Silence and a smile are two powerful weapons. A smile is a way to solve many problems, while silence helps to avoid them.

“Having lost your dignity, pretend that it is not yours.” Gennady Malkin

I don’t have bad habits, I have a habit of being mischievous

With the increasing popularity of social networks, everyone large quantity people strives to make their page unique and interesting for other users. The desire to personalize yourself and stand out among millions of other subscribers is quite natural. The desire for individuality is what drives users when creating a profile.

A profile is created depending on the goals, status and age of the user. Today, VKontakte has become more than just a means for communicating with friends. Many employers view applicants' social media pages. After all, this is where you can find the most full information about a human.

How to post a quote to your profile?

To indicate the quote you like in your personal profile, simply go to the “Edit Page” section.

Here you will find the Interests tab. In this subsection you can easily find the corresponding column “Favorite quotes”.

Favorite quotes on VKontakte. What to write in the column?

VKontakte quotes make it possible to emphasize the worldview of the account owner and help identify like-minded people in social network.

Such expressions can be used:

• Quotes successful people– a great option for those who want to motivate themselves. It will be a plus to indicate the author of the expression you like.
• Quotes and jokes. Such statuses represent you as a person with humor. Of course, if they are really funny and new. It is unlikely that anyone will appreciate the “bearded joke”.
• Lines from songs, films. A quote you like not only characterizes you, but also indicates your tastes.
• Aphorisms or quotes from books. They can be used to show your erudition and express literary preferences. You should not indicate phrases that are “well-known” if you want to stand out and show erudition.
• Quotes for VK on foreign language. This type of status is very popular. Sometimes they give positive results. A person may become interested and specifically look for a translation of the phrase. In other cases, if your guest is lazy, such a quote will have no effect. Make sure there are no errors in the text. Such mistakes look stupid.

As a rule, the virtual environment is interested in your affairs. Users care about what is happening in another person's life. The more interesting your page is, the higher its traffic will be in the future. Quotes reflect your thinking style. So try to make them match your views.

Indicate your favorite expressions, and your personal page on a social network will acquire individuality and become much more attractive. You should not write long texts in quotes - it is unlikely that the user will read them completely.

Instead of ordinary phrases, you can easily use the original statuses you like for VKontakte.

In addition to the column with your favorite VK quotes, it is also worth indicating a number of other data about yourself. An incomplete profile, as a rule, causes boredom and the understanding that the owner is not very interested in his account, and, therefore, rarely appears on the social network. Therefore, even the presence of a filled-in column with quotes is unlikely to attract the attention of visitors and make them linger on your page, much less remember it in order to visit it again. The information specified in other sections will add additional weight to the account.